Fuked Relationship Experiences (Officially best thread in AusLand)

JDBen

BST Moderator
Staff member
yeah its stupid when they say they wanna be with you together forever and they break up with you after 2 months.
 

djs 2233

Steel Member
the other day my girlfriend was giving me head and my little 3 year old brother was walking down the stairs, i was gunna cum so i had to go keep going. i finished just as he got to the door. she ran to the corner of the room and said he "scared her"
almost EXTREMELY awkward. close one O.O
 

Hey Mesh

Member
lol i was tunin this chick for like 2 weeks and we were staying in a tent and she was a virgin and i ended up rootin her a couple times and i like stayed at her house 2 weekends in a row and after the second weekend i was like "i dont like u anymore" even tho i didnt like her from the start and i stopped talkin to her then like i saw her in town a few days later and she wanted me to stay so i stayed at her house rooted her a few more time then wen i went home stopped talking to her completely lol
i also ended up rootin 3 different chicks that month, plus i was 13 ;)
 

Hey Mesh

Member
i was with this girl on my bed and she was giving me a blowy, and all of sudden my dog walks in and just sat there and stared at us for like 5 minutes, it was awkward.

lololololol! everytime im fuckin my gf and she starts t moan her dog comes to the doorway and just watches us its fuckin weird :S
 

Zaηe

Keepin' Peace
Staff member
I wouldnt even think of not allowing this bump.
I came in this girls eye and it went really bloodshot and red, i lol'd.
 

DavidBryson

Steel Member
BUMP-bringing it back :)
me and this girl liked each other for ages (starting at age 12) and late 2010 i asked her out and she said yes, but our parents didnt let us go out (we still liked each other tho)
we were going to hook up at this occasion with our friends but at the time, nobody new that we liked each other and we couldnt find anywhere private lmao
school dance, we almost hook up but too many teachers around
we then go to the movies with our friends. what she does is the puts her arm around my waist (like not just as a joke, but serious) at the time i kinda liked her, but not as much as before, so i still let her do it.
but at the end of the movie i realised that she was holding my friends hand at the same time and i overheard her asking him to hook up with her, just like she asked me on that same day
i dumped her :)
 

Aaron

Silver Member
lol i was tunin this chick for like 2 weeks and we were staying in a tent and she was a virgin and i ended up rootin her a couple times and i like stayed at her house 2 weekends in a row and after the second weekend i was like "i dont like u anymore" even tho i didnt like her from the start and i stopped talkin to her then like i saw her in town a few days later and she wanted me to stay so i stayed at her house rooted her a few more time then wen i went home stopped talking to her completely lol
i also ended up rootin 3 different chicks that month, plus i was 13 ;)

Story of the year.
 

matr!

Silver Member
Wow, I remember this.

Nothing to contribute really, apart from the fact that I got head from two chicks at the same time. At school. Athletics carnival. In a tree.
Not really fucked but it sounds a bit weird when I look back at it.

I'm not sure how they even did it, I was wound up in the moment.
It's not the first time that I've heard/engaged in tree activities. I heard a very funny story about someone getting a Handy in a tree, but I'll leave that for later.

As Ice Cube would say, It was a good day.
 
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