funny aim/msn/yahoo convos. Post them up!

rapkid

Member
thats crapy someone must of checked your myspace nd told the teacher you have 3 missions :

1.find out who told the teacher
2.find the person
3.kill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Corey

Member
a long one but i though it was hilarious.

(i am hairymonks123)

Hairymonks123 (5:42:24 PM): yo
Hairymonks123 (5:42:31 PM): i prob wont be able to talk to u or well anyone for a while
Chriss Bendel (5:42:41 PM): why is your dick too overused
Hairymonks123 (5:42:47 PM): that
Hairymonks123 (5:42:52 PM): and coreyy is going to the big house
Hairymonks123 (5:42:54 PM): for 3 weeks
Chriss Bendel (5:42:56 PM): ?
Hairymonks123 (5:42:57 PM): starting monday/
Chriss Bendel (5:43:00 PM): jail?
Hairymonks123 (5:43:05 PM): indeed
Hairymonks123 (5:43:09 PM): "the big house"
Chriss Bendel (5:43:15 PM): lol wtf why
Hairymonks123 (5:43:30 PM): apparently fighting two minors (17 years old)....
Hairymonks123 (5:43:36 PM): when according to my birth certificate
Chriss Bendel (5:43:39 PM): lol
Hairymonks123 (5:43:39 PM): im 18 haha
Chriss Bendel (5:43:40 PM): fail
Hairymonks123 (5:43:41 PM): and fucking them up
Hairymonks123 (5:43:46 PM): got me enough shit
Hairymonks123 (5:43:49 PM): to go to court
Hairymonks123 (5:43:51 PM): today.
Hairymonks123 (5:44:00 PM): and get 3 weeks innnn jail
Hairymonks123 (5:44:06 PM): and for some reason
Hairymonks123 (5:44:07 PM): the faggot judge
Hairymonks123 (5:44:10 PM): decided monday/
Hairymonks123 (5:44:13 PM): would be a good day lol
Hairymonks123 (5:44:27 PM): thank u judge judy for the weekend off
Hairymonks123 (5:44:29 PM): pf
Hairymonks123 (5:44:39 PM): whatever, i fucked them up
Hairymonks123 (5:44:42 PM): what do i care
Hairymonks123 (5:44:43 PM): lol
Chriss Bendel (5:44:44 PM): lol
Chriss Bendel (5:44:47 PM): tell story
Hairymonks123 (5:45:07 PM): i get into cranford (town over from me,) and i did this thing that i did a long time ago in westfield another town by me
Hairymonks123 (5:45:15 PM): i was driving and saw two asshole looking kids and im like
Hairymonks123 (5:45:18 PM): "hey faggots"
Hairymonks123 (5:45:20 PM): nice gf's
Hairymonks123 (5:45:21 PM): lol
Hairymonks123 (5:45:27 PM): and theyre like wtf did u say pussy
Hairymonks123 (5:45:53 PM): "i was admiring how fucking ugly your girlfriends were, and how gay you two looked"
Hairymonks123 (5:46:04 PM): pull over u fucking bitch they said
Hairymonks123 (5:46:09 PM): ...put it in park
Hairymonks123 (5:46:14 PM): told my friend to come out if i needed him
Hairymonks123 (5:46:20 PM): and walked over laughing at them
Hairymonks123 (5:46:29 PM): the girls wree like omg omg kick his ass
Hairymonks123 (5:46:39 PM): (their names were john and like mike ferrara or someshit)
Chriss Bendel (5:46:43 PM): ok
Hairymonks123 (5:46:50 PM): and one kid like pushed me off the bat
Hairymonks123 (5:47:00 PM): so instead of punching him
Hairymonks123 (5:47:07 PM): i basically broke the other kids jaw
Hairymonks123 (5:47:11 PM): lol to catch them by surprise
Hairymonks123 (5:47:11 PM): haha
Hairymonks123 (5:47:17 PM): so he was like out fromthe beggining
Chriss Bendel (5:47:24 PM): haha
Hairymonks123 (5:47:37 PM): so the other kid comes over and pushed me from behind like jerking my head back or whatev
Hairymonks123 (5:47:42 PM): and i turned around and missed a punch
Hairymonks123 (5:47:46 PM): and he got me in teh stomach
Hairymonks123 (5:47:53 PM): good thing i have rock hard abs of steel
Hairymonks123 (5:47:55 PM): lol
Chriss Bendel (5:48:15 PM): lmao
Hairymonks123 (5:48:15 PM): so i pushed him away and punched him near his temple and then got a rib shot and threw him on the ground
Chriss Bendel (5:48:15 PM): tank
Hairymonks123 (5:48:33 PM): and he went to get up and i pushed him over one moretime and kicked him in the back
Hairymonks123 (5:48:35 PM): mind u
Hairymonks123 (5:48:41 PM): my friend is like laughing his ass off in my car
Hairymonks123 (5:48:46 PM): and the girls are LITERALLY just standing there
Chriss Bendel (5:48:46 PM): lmao
Chriss Bendel (5:48:50 PM): ahhahahaha
Hairymonks123 (5:48:54 PM): i would have expected screaming
Chriss Bendel (5:48:54 PM): they were probably like
Chriss Bendel (5:48:55 PM): shit
Hairymonks123 (5:48:55 PM): or something
Hairymonks123 (5:49:08 PM): so the one kdi who i punched first finally got the nerve to help his friend again
Hairymonks123 (5:49:15 PM): and like caught me off gaurd and punched me like
Hairymonks123 (5:49:19 PM): in the back of thee head?
Hairymonks123 (5:49:22 PM): like a fuckin pussy
Chriss Bendel (5:49:23 PM): lol
Hairymonks123 (5:49:23 PM): lol
Hairymonks123 (5:49:36 PM): so i basically pulled a two shot jab on his nose and cheek
Hairymonks123 (5:49:38 PM): and that was that.
Hairymonks123 (5:49:44 PM): so i fuckin left
Hairymonks123 (5:49:50 PM): and got the girls numbers
Hairymonks123 (5:49:51 PM): ^kidding
Hairymonks123 (5:49:53 PM): about that
Hairymonks123 (5:49:53 PM): lol
Hairymonks123 (5:49:56 PM): thatd be sick tho
Hairymonks123 (5:49:59 PM): if i did the numbers part
Hairymonks123 (5:49:59 PM): lmao
Chriss Bendel (5:50:00 PM): lol
Chriss Bendel (5:50:01 PM): yeah
Hairymonks123 (5:50:08 PM): so apparently they found out who i was
Hairymonks123 (5:50:12 PM): and the cops came to my house
Hairymonks123 (5:50:18 PM): and i got like talked to?
Hairymonks123 (5:50:25 PM): and then they made me go to a hearing
Hairymonks123 (5:50:32 PM): and theyre parents like tried to sue me for shit,
Chriss Bendel (5:50:34 PM): ew
Hairymonks123 (5:50:40 PM): but the judge was like eehhhh nah 3 weeks in jail is fine
Hairymonks123 (5:50:41 PM): haha
Hairymonks123 (5:50:45 PM): in few words or less
Hairymonks123 (5:50:56 PM): id say im a badass
Chriss Bendel (5:50:57 PM): well thats better than getting sued
Hairymonks123 (5:50:59 PM): but i dont want to be cocky
Chriss Bendel (5:50:59 PM): you are lol
Chriss Bendel (5:51:01 PM): yeah
Chriss Bendel (5:51:09 PM): obv you have some fucking balls if youre gonna do that
Hairymonks123 (5:51:14 PM): do what lol
Hairymonks123 (5:51:20 PM): tell my friend to stay in the car?
Hairymonks123 (5:51:20 PM): haha
Hairymonks123 (5:51:24 PM): like an idiot
Hairymonks123 (5:51:55 PM): i swear he laughed for like 20 mins
Hairymonks123 (5:52:04 PM): and hes like dude, are u kidding? how the FUCK did u pull that off
Hairymonks123 (5:52:04 PM): haha
Hairymonks123 (5:53:12 PM): i guess ur not here
Chriss Bendel (5:53:27 PM): lol
Chriss Bendel (5:53:29 PM): i am
Hairymonks123 (5:53:33 PM): but yeah
Hairymonks123 (5:53:35 PM): thats my story
Chriss Bendel (5:53:37 PM): just getting used to trillian
Hairymonks123 (5:53:41 PM): oh btw
Hairymonks123 (5:53:43 PM): i was lying.
Chriss Bendel (5:53:48 PM): ?
Hairymonks123 (5:53:48 PM): lmao.
Hairymonks123 (5:53:52 PM): i made all that shit up
Hairymonks123 (5:53:54 PM): idiot
Hairymonks123 (5:53:56 PM): LOL
Chriss Bendel (5:54:17 PM): wow i hate you
Hairymonks123 (5:54:22 PM): im good
Chriss Bendel (5:54:31 PM): dont atlk to me you fucking asshole
Hairymonks123 (5:54:35 PM): lmaooooooooo
 

Chaseme37

Member
^^^^ hahahahahaha that sucks so bad I just had like, the dopest mental image of everything, only to find out it was all fake hahaha
 

havens

Member
nickdarger (8:34:51 PM): what do you do with your spare time?
cky2k1338 (8:37:46 PM): masterbate
cky2k1338 (8:37:47 PM): ride
nickdarger (8:37:53 PM): no wat me too
cky2k1338 (8:38:00 PM): yea?
nickdarger (8:39:36 PM): well i ride
nickdarger (8:39:47 PM): and people masturbate me for me
nickdarger (8:39:53 PM): its called a hand job
cky2k1338 (8:39:56 PM): gaga
cky2k1338 (8:40:01 PM): so your cheatin on me?
cky2k1338 (8:40:03 PM): </3
nickdarger (8:40:10 PM): ummmm no
cky2k1338 (8:40:11 PM): i thought we had something
nickdarger (8:40:14 PM): i just hire monkeys
nickdarger (8:40:24 PM): you know
cky2k1338 (8:40:26 PM): niggers are people too!
cky2k1338 (8:40:31 PM): YOU CRUEL CRUEL MAN
 

me1

Member
For some odd reason my ex had this saved and just sent it to me. Retarded.

killer mffn man (8:14:11 PM): i just found a heart shaped jellybean
killer mffn man (8:16:53 PM): woa that was close

killer mffn man (8:17:03 PM): i almost ate the special jellybean
 

team_punishment

dargersaurus rex
runningdeer4321 (7:43:45 PM): i feel like riding db
nickdarger (7:43:53 PM): me too
runningdeer4321 (7:45:26 PM): that hip is speaking to me
nickdarger (7:45:50 PM): its saying "rub my nipples and choke on my cock"...............
runningdeer4321 (7:45:57 PM): yessssssss!!!!
runningdeer4321 (7:46:04 PM): and slollow my cum
runningdeer4321 (7:46:10 PM): howd you know?
nickdarger (7:46:27 PM): well you have to know these things when you whore sr like i do
 

Jdbug_rob

Steel Member
' Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?®Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Â¦Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?Å?Ã?Æ?Ã?ÂÃ?â??Ã?ªÃ?Æ?ââ?¬Å¾Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?â??Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Ë?Ã?â??Ã?ÂÃ?Æ?ââ?¬Å¾Ã?â??Ã?« says:
OMG I SWEAR TO GOD!
macca says:
omg what?!!?!
' Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?®Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Â¦Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?Å?Ã?Æ?Ã?ÂÃ?â??Ã?ªÃ?Æ?ââ?¬Å¾Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?â??Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Ë?Ã?â??Ã?ÂÃ?Æ?ââ?¬Å¾Ã?â??Ã?« says:
I am robing spar next time i go there
macca says:
lmao wats happend
' Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?®Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Â¦Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?Å?Ã?Æ?Ã?ÂÃ?â??Ã?ªÃ?Æ?ââ?¬Å¾Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?â??Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Ë?Ã?â??Ã?ÂÃ?Æ?ââ?¬Å¾Ã?â??Ã?« says:
right, went today to get some frozen peas
macca says:
lmao yeah
' Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?®Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Â¦Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?Å?Ã?Æ?Ã?ÂÃ?â??Ã?ªÃ?Æ?ââ?¬Å¾Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?â??Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Ë?Ã?â??Ã?ÂÃ?Æ?ââ?¬Å¾Ã?â??Ã?« says:
they ere Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?£1.09 so i gave the man, a 2 pound coin and 10 p
' Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?®Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Â¦Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?Å?Ã?Æ?Ã?ÂÃ?â??Ã?ªÃ?Æ?ââ?¬Å¾Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?â??Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Ë?Ã?â??Ã?ÂÃ?Æ?ââ?¬Å¾Ã?â??Ã?« says:
so he could give me an even Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?£1 change
macca says:
lmao my dad flips about all that stuff
' Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?®Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Â¦Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?Å?Ã?Æ?Ã?ÂÃ?â??Ã?ªÃ?Æ?ââ?¬Å¾Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?â??Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Ë?Ã?â??Ã?ÂÃ?Æ?ââ?¬Å¾Ã?â??Ã?« says:
and then he gave me 1pence change
' Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?®Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Â¦Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?Å?Ã?Æ?Ã?ÂÃ?â??Ã?ªÃ?Æ?ââ?¬Å¾Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?â??Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Ë?Ã?â??Ã?ÂÃ?Æ?ââ?¬Å¾Ã?â??Ã?« says:
and i was like yeah i'd like the rest please
' Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?®Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Â¦Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?Å?Ã?Æ?Ã?ÂÃ?â??Ã?ªÃ?Æ?ââ?¬Å¾Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?â??Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Ë?Ã?â??Ã?ÂÃ?Æ?ââ?¬Å¾Ã?â??Ã?« says:
and the guy started saying, you only gave me Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?£1
' Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?®Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Â¦Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?Å?Ã?Æ?Ã?ÂÃ?â??Ã?ªÃ?Æ?ââ?¬Å¾Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?â??Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Ë?Ã?â??Ã?ÂÃ?Æ?ââ?¬Å¾Ã?â??Ã?« says:
and i was like no it was a Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?£2 coin tard
' Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?®Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Â¦Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?Å?Ã?Æ??Ã?ªÃ?Æ?ââ?¬Å¾Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?â??Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Ë?Ã?â??Ã?ÂÃ?Æ?ââ?¬Å¾Ã?â??Ã?« says:
and he wouldn't believe me and he was like "why would you give me Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?£2.10 insted of just the Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?£2 coin?"
' Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?®Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Â¦Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?Å?Ã?Æ?Ã?ÂÃ?â??Ã?ªÃ?Æ?ââ?¬Å¾Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?â??Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Ë?Ã?â??Ã?ÂÃ?Æ?ââ?¬Å¾Ã?â??Ã?« says:
i tried to explain but he was to retarded
' Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?®Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Â¦Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?Å?Ã?Æ?Ã?ÂÃ?â??Ã?ªÃ?Æ?ââ?¬Å¾Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?â??Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Ë?Ã?â??Ã?ÂÃ?Æ?ââ?¬Å¾Ã?â??Ã?« says:
so next time i go
' Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?®Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Â¦Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?Å?Ã?Æ?Ã?ÂÃ?â??Ã?ªÃ?Æ?ââ?¬Å¾Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?â??Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Ë?Ã?â??Ã?ÂÃ?Æ?ââ?¬Å¾Ã?â??Ã?« says:
ill make my pound back :p

and so i will. and so i will.
 

Andy Rhode

Member
scooter andy1994: hah adank
scooter andy1994: dude i fucking hate lil steve3
Erikscoots: yeah and lights so we can ride till like 2
Erikscoots: who the fuck is that
scooter andy1994: steven espotito or whatever
Erikscoots: why?
*tries to post convo between me and little steve*
AIM: AIM - message to Erikscoots bounced (reason 0x000a: Refused by client)
Erikscoots: ....
scooter andy1994: oops
scooter andy1994: aha
scooter andy1994: too big
scooter andy1994: thats not what she said because thats what she said jokes are gay
Erikscoots: thats hat she said
Erikscoots: dammit
scooter andy1994: hahahhhaa
Erikscoots: so anyways....
scooter andy1994: thats so going on sr
 
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