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me1

Member
In science today.

Maria has her hand in Mikes pocket getting his cell phone out.
Me: You are always putting you hand in people pockets.
Maria: I know.
Mike: Yeah, one day I'm gonna cut my pockets out.
Eddie: She'll stick her hand in there and just whip it out.
Mike: No, she'll be like "Did you get a new cell phone?" and then whip it out.
Me: Yeah, she'd be like, "Nice new cell phone."
Connor from across the room having no clue what we are talking about: Who got a new cell phone? Can I see it?

Me, Mike, Eddie, and Maria just started laughing so hard right in the middle of class. I was crying I was laughing so hard.
 

Steezeman

Administrator
This was texts, but here goes.

Taylor: Haha i just passed out for the first time in my life!
Me: Why lol. Liar, when you broke your face!
Taylor: Oh word. Well nothing related. You know when you stand up and get dizzy? Well i stood up, looked at a bug on the ceiling, and blacked out haha.
Me: Rofl, was the bug cool at least?
Taylor: Haha idk i couldn't see!
Me: Lol, you didn't look afterwards?
Taylor: Nope i didnt want a repeat. Haha
 

AX3D

Member
On youtube


indyskater555 (4 hours ago) Show Hide
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im sorry but scooters will ALWAYS be gay

DerekLowndes2 (1 minute ago) Show Hide
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If your a skateboarder you have no right in the world to say that. The only reason you are calling scooters are gay is either beacsue you are jelous they are taking numbers from your sport or the fact they were marketed at 8-12 year olds when they were initially released If you are going to claim the first reason, then well thats too bad, people can do what ever the fucck they want. As for the second, that would make skateboards even further gay as they were initially market at 4-8 Year olds when they were released.


waiting for a reply, lol. im so going to copy and paste that to any skateboarder that says scooters are gay
 
Yeah i hate that, skaters who can only just ollie calling us gay. Id rather ride a scooter good than a skateboard shit or actually id rather not ride a skateboard lol so boring.
 

Andy Rhode

Member
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:25:25 AM)
OMG
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:25:27 AM)
is this ANDY RHODE?
scooterandy@hotmail.com says: (11:25:31 AM)
yeah
scooterandy@hotmail.com says: (11:25:34 AM)
why/
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:25:40 AM)
like THE ANDY RHODE?!????
scooterandy@hotmail.com says: (11:25:46 AM)
lool sure
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:25:54 AM)
you ride scooters righttt?
scooterandy@hotmail.com says: (11:25:58 AM)
yes
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:26:14 AM)
OMG, i like can't beleive that i'm actually talkin to you!!!
scooterandy@hotmail.com says: (11:26:21 AM)
lol
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:26:22 AM)
how did you GET SO GOOOD?
scooterandy@hotmail.com says: (11:26:27 AM)
wtf
scooterandy@hotmail.com says: (11:26:33 AM)
are you high?
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:26:33 AM)
YOUR LIKE AMAZING
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:26:38 AM)
no no
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:26:43 AM)
im just your biggest fan
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:26:56 AM)
so can you backflip?!
scooterandy@hotmail.com says: (11:26:59 AM)
no
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:27:03 AM)
o
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:27:09 AM)
whats your best trick?
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:27:17 AM)
???
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:27:24 AM)
???
scooterandy@hotmail.com says: (11:27:30 AM)
idk
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:27:31 AM)
???
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:27:41 AM)
well whast your fav trick?
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:27:43 AM)
???
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:27:45 AM)
???
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:27:47 AM)
???
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:27:50 AM)
???
scooterandy@hotmail.com says: (11:27:53 AM)
idk
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:27:53 AM)
???
scooterandy@hotmail.com says: (11:27:57 AM)
i dont have a favorite
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:28:01 AM)
oh right
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:28:04 AM)
how old are you?
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:28:05 AM)
???
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:28:08 AM)
???
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:28:09 AM)
???
scooterandy@hotmail.com says: (11:28:11 AM)
`14
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:28:11 AM)
???
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:28:14 AM)
really?
scooterandy@hotmail.com says: (11:28:19 AM)
yerr
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:28:23 AM)
how did you get so gooood?
scooterandy@hotmail.com says: (11:28:31 AM)
idk im not?
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:28:40 AM)
YEA YOUR LIKE AMAZING
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:28:43 AM)
where do you live?
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:28:45 AM)
???
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:28:46 AM)
???
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:28:48 AM)
???
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:28:50 AM)
???
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:28:52 AM)
???
scooterandy@hotmail.com says: (11:28:53 AM)
portola
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:28:54 AM)
???
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:28:57 AM)
REALLY?
scooterandy@hotmail.com says: (11:28:59 AM)
in the middle of nowear
scooterandy@hotmail.com says: (11:29:00 AM)
lol
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:29:05 AM)
i well wanna go there now
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:29:05 AM)
!!!
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:29:13 AM)
how long have you been riding for?
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:29:16 AM)
are you sponsored?
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:29:25 AM)
how long have you been sponsored for?
scooterandy@hotmail.com says: (11:29:30 AM)
no
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:29:35 AM)
ooo
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:29:42 AM)
so what scooter do you ride?
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:29:44 AM)
is it good?
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:30:08 AM)
???
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:30:43 AM)
????
scooterandy@hotmail.com says: (11:30:44 AM)
its broken
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:30:59 AM)
how DID YOU DO THAT?
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:31:00 AM)
???
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:31:02 AM)
???
scooterandy@hotmail.com says: (11:31:22 AM)
um broke the fork
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:31:29 AM)
really?
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:31:31 AM)
HOW?
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:31:36 AM)
???
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:31:38 AM)
???
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:31:38 AM)
???
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:31:39 AM)
???
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:31:40 AM)
???
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:31:41 AM)
???
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:31:42 AM)
???
scooterandy@hotmail.com says: (11:31:43 AM)
lol
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:31:43 AM)
???
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:31:44 AM)
???
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:31:45 AM)
???
scooterandy@hotmail.com says: (11:31:49 AM)
umm idk
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:31:50 AM)
whats so funny?
scooterandy@hotmail.com says: (11:31:51 AM)
droping in
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:31:55 AM)
you must know
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:31:58 AM)
really?
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:32:01 AM)
was it HIGH?
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:32:05 AM)
like realllly high
scooterandy@hotmail.com says: (11:32:06 AM)
no
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:32:08 AM)
???
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:32:09 AM)
yea?
scooterandy@hotmail.com says: (11:32:11 AM)
just a tiny quarter
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:32:16 AM)
how high?
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:32:21 AM)
whats a quarter?
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:32:24 AM)
???
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:32:45 AM)
???
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:33:16 AM)
???
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:33:24 AM)
<:eek:)
scooterandy@hotmail.com says: (11:33:25 AM)
umm idk
scooterandy@hotmail.com says: (11:33:26 AM)
lol
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:33:50 AM)
REALLY!?!
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:34:26 AM)
do you know chris g?
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:34:32 AM)
GASCOINE
scooterandy@hotmail.com says: (11:34:32 AM)
yeah
scooterandy@hotmail.com says: (11:34:36 AM)
gastopher?
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:34:39 AM)
CHRIS GASCOIN
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:34:43 AM)
YEA
scooterandy@hotmail.com says: (11:34:48 AM)
gascoigne?
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:34:49 AM)
DID YOU SEE HIS SPONSOR VIDEO
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:34:52 AM)
HES SHIT
scooterandy@hotmail.com says: (11:34:53 AM)
yes
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:34:55 AM)
LIKE HIS FACE
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:35:05 AM)
I HATE THAT FAGGET
scooterandy@hotmail.com says: (11:35:07 AM)
lol
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:35:21 AM)
I BLOCKED HIM 2 DAYS AGO
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:35:23 AM)
HES A FAGGET
scooterandy@hotmail.com says: (11:35:24 AM)
i know
scooterandy@hotmail.com says: (11:35:25 AM)
lol
scooterandy@hotmail.com says: (11:35:28 AM)
he told me
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:35:35 AM)
REALLY?!
scooterandy@hotmail.com says: (11:35:38 AM)
yes
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:35:38 AM)
YOU TALK TO HIM?
scooterandy@hotmail.com says: (11:35:41 AM)
yes
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:35:50 AM)
WHY DO YOU TALK TO HIM IF YOUR A PRO?
scooterandy@hotmail.com says: (11:35:54 AM)
lol
scooterandy@hotmail.com says: (11:35:56 AM)
im not pro
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:36:01 AM)
YOUR BETTER THAN HIM
scooterandy@hotmail.com says: (11:36:06 AM)
bullshit
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:36:09 AM)
YES
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:36:15 AM)
YOU ARE BETTER THAN HIM
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:36:18 AM)
HES A SHITFACE FAGGET
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:36:43 AM)
WHAT RANKING IN THE WORLD ARE YOU?
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:36:58 AM)
DID YOU GO TO THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS?
scooterandy@hotmail.com says: (11:37:05 AM)
no
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:37:10 AM)
WHY?
scooterandy@hotmail.com says: (11:37:11 AM)
and im like 979794798759th place
scooterandy@hotmail.com says: (11:37:12 AM)
lol
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:37:15 AM)
NO
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:37:17 AM)
YOUR THE BEST
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:37:27 AM)
YOUR THE BEST
scooterandy@hotmail.com says: (11:37:29 AM)
surew
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:37:37 AM)
YOUR THE BEST
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:37:45 AM)
YOU ARE MY IDOL
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:38:04 AM)
WHY ARE YOU SO GOOD? BUT LIKE YOU DONT SEEM TO BRAG ABOUT IT MUCH!
scooterandy@hotmail.com says: (11:38:08 AM)
lol
scooterandy@hotmail.com says: (11:38:11 AM)
i suck
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:38:29 AM)
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU DO IN YOUR PERSONAL LIFE, BUT YOU ARE VERY GOOD AT SCOOTER RIDING
scooterandy@hotmail.com says: (11:39:12 AM)
lol
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:39:28 AM)
YOUR THE BEST
scooterandy@hotmail.com says: (11:39:32 AM)
sure
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:39:43 AM)
DONT PUT MY EMAIL ON SR
scooterandy@hotmail.com says: (11:39:49 AM)
huh?
Terry.Rocky.Price says: (11:40:09 AM)
well if you're
 

Kenny O.

Member
ChrisÃ?Æ?Ã?¢Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¾Ã?â??Ã?¢ says:
it's fucking massive is all i know.
Kennnnny says:
thanks.
 
ShelbyGrimnes: oh and that charles kid that flairs
ShelbyGrimnes: jk
CharlessDoidge: ya hes gay
CharlessDoidge: i heard
CharlessDoidge: hes really pro, but does not talk about it
ShelbyGrimnes: i saw him fucking twan in the ass
CharlessDoidge: and does not try
CharlessDoidge: no way! me too
CharlessDoidge: then alex put it in twans mouth at the same time
ShelbyGrimnes: oh i missed that
CharlessDoidge: oh, it was after charles cumed all over twans back
CharlessDoidge: w.e. fuck him
ShelbyGrimnes: yeah seriously
CharlessDoidge: i think
CharlessDoidge: we should jump him and take his scooter
ShelbyGrimnes: omfg!! sweet idk
ShelbyGrimnes: idea
ShelbyGrimnes: *
CharlessDoidge: noob
CharlessDoidge: braph
ShelbyGrimnes: then throw chickenn and beer at him
CharlessDoidge: yes
CharlessDoidge: and give him a skateboard. so he can be like everyone esle
ShelbyGrimnes: yesss
ShelbyGrimnes: oh and a tall tee
ShelbyGrimnes: and fitted at
ShelbyGrimnes: hat*
ShelbyGrimnes: oh and baggy pants
ShelbyGrimnes: and some lakais
ShelbyGrimnes: then he can chill with the nine crew and call us gay
ShelbyGrimnes: even tho he really fucks meatloaf
CharlessDoidge: yes great idea
ShelbyGrimnes: i know
CharlessDoidge: anyways
CharlessDoidge: one time
CharlessDoidge: the 9 crew said "now your a man!"
CharlessDoidge: hahah?
ShelbyGrimnes: when was this
ShelbyGrimnes: ?
CharlessDoidge: when i died on the super euro
CharlessDoidge: awhile back lol
ShelbyGrimnes: ohh because you fell and ate the ground
ShelbyGrimnes: then there like
CharlessDoidge: yes
CharlessDoidge: ate it good
ShelbyGrimnes: oh i want that!!!!
CharlessDoidge: yes
ShelbyGrimnes: so they called you a man because they really wanted your meat in there face
CharlessDoidge: thats what i thought but i hurt to much so i was like w.e.
ShelbyGrimnes: well maybe you should
CharlessDoidge: really
CharlessDoidge: okay illl do it at tempe next
ShelbyGrimnes: good
CharlessDoidge: wtf
CharlessDoidge: is a goon
ShelbyGrimnes: ummm
ShelbyGrimnes: like a bully
CharlessDoidge: haha
CharlessDoidge: alex commented my pics "what a goon"
CharlessDoidge: wtf
ShelbyGrimnes: lol gnarly
ShelbyGrimnes: so at school today
ShelbyGrimnes: this girl
ShelbyGrimnes: was like laying down on this bench
ShelbyGrimnes: and some guy just stuck his junk in her face, then they went into the bathroom
ShelbyGrimnes: NO JOKE
ShelbyGrimnes: i was going to give a frosh like 2 dollars to walk in there but he would of got massaced
 

tunney

Steel Member
Meghan says (12:45 PM):
ur weird
Chris GascoigneÃ?Æ?Ã?¢Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¾Ã?â??Ã?¢ says (12:45 PM):
Yeah but you like it.
Meghan says (12:45 PM):
rape, rectums, babies....what else?
Chris GascoigneÃ?Æ?Ã?¢Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¾Ã?â??Ã?¢ says (12:46 PM):
Anus
Chris GascoigneÃ?Æ?Ã?¢Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¾Ã?â??Ã?¢ says (12:46 PM):
Feces
Chris GascoigneÃ?Æ?Ã?¢Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¾Ã?â??Ã?¢ says (12:46 PM):
Fetus'
Chris GascoigneÃ?Æ?Ã?¢Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¾Ã?â??Ã?¢ says (12:46 PM):
Apples
Chris GascoigneÃ?Æ?Ã?¢Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¾Ã?â??Ã?¢ says (12:46 PM):
that is all
 
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