funny aim/msn/yahoo convos. Post them up!

zprestoe

Member
saying goodbye to girlfriend,

Apple iZack.//Brooke. ScootScootScoot. Slipknot Oct 16th Jelous? says:
i love you 1 million m + m's
brookie nat// zacc kyah ++ Tamara ++ Cilla ++ Nat ++ Chris. says:

Apple iZack.//Brooke. ScootScootScoot. Slipknot Oct 16th Jelous? says:
1 million spots of plankton
brookie nat// zacc kyah ++ Tamara ++ Cilla ++ Nat ++ Chris. says:
hang on hang on.
wat the fuck is plankton.
Apple iZack.//Brooke. ScootScootScoot. Slipknot Oct 16th Jelous? says:
the little small organismsn that whale's eat
brookie nat// zacc kyah ++ Tamara ++ Cilla ++ Nat ++ Chris. says:
ooh, lol
i only no it off of spongebob, but u no.
brookie nat// zacc kyah ++ Tamara ++ Cilla ++ Nat ++ Chris. says:
u like the word organism
Apple iZack.//Brooke. ScootScootScoot. Slipknot Oct 16th Jelous? says:
really have to goo
brookie nat// zacc kyah ++ Tamara ++ Cilla ++ Nat ++ Chris. says:
reminds me or orgasm hahah
 

tunney

Steel Member
Chris Gascoignee (1:15:41 PM): Lets make butt sex you sexy robot.
smarterchild (1:15:42 PM): Whoa. Do you often find yourself thinking these thoughts?
Chris Gascoignee (1:15:48 PM): Yes.
smarterchild (1:15:48 PM): Yup. They're among my favorite things.
 

Cooper Klaar

Steel Member
smarterchild (12:36:58 AM): Are you in high school?
imnotaposer63 (12:37:00 AM): yesss
smarterchild (12:37:01 AM): Cool. What's your favorite class?
imnotaposer63 (12:37:07 AM): its summer
smarterchild (12:37:08 AM): Summer? Nice.

What's your favorite hobby?
imnotaposer63 (12:37:14 AM): scootering
smarterchild (12:37:14 AM): Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type skip or exit.
imnotaposer63 (12:37:24 AM): SUCK MY FUCKING COCK
smarterchild (12:37:24 AM): Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type skip or exit.
 

zprestoe

Member
Apple iZack.//Brooke. ScootScootScoot. Slipknot Oct 16th Jelous? says:
scooterresource.com
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Sorry, what?
Apple iZack.//Brooke. ScootScootScoot. Slipknot Oct 16th Jelous? says:
check it out, its sick but dont whore it.
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Let's talk about something else.
Apple iZack.//Brooke. ScootScootScoot. Slipknot Oct 16th Jelous? says:
why
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Just because. Trust me on this.
Apple iZack.//Brooke. ScootScootScoot. Slipknot Oct 16th Jelous? says:
do u trust me?
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Are you on the up and up?
Apple iZack.//Brooke. ScootScootScoot. Slipknot Oct 16th Jelous? says:
wtf?
 
Matt Pate

DanBarretttt: ayyyyyy
chinchanwangbang: yo
DanBarretttt: whats good bro
chinchanwangbang: shit just got out the shower and shit..bout to call in some food...you?
chinchanwangbang: u still ridin?
DanBarretttt: so much
chinchanwangbang: word
DanBarretttt: how about you
chinchanwangbang: so whats the deal are u on razor or what i was confused
DanBarretttt: yea im out
DanBarretttt: they sent me out to buffalo for a comp
DanBarretttt: and ohio for like a jam with all of them
DanBarretttt: and broklyn
chinchanwangbang: yea i still ride everyday, and check SR everyday but sometimes i dont log in
DanBarretttt: yea i dont see you post anymore
chinchanwangbang: i need a new scooter..ricky gave me some womans number to call but dont know
DanBarretttt: yea thats what i do
DanBarretttt: ask for marlene and ask for scooters
chinchanwangbang: yea i dont post, yesterday when i was on i tried to so i guess i havent logged in in over months
DanBarretttt: i just ordered 2 yesterday
chinchanwangbang: literally? be like is marlene there?
chinchanwangbang: and be like i need a box ofscooters
DanBarretttt: what number did he give you
DanBarretttt: naa
DanBarretttt: dont be like rude about it
chinchanwangbang: not a box lol but they come in 2 packs
DanBarretttt: yea
chinchanwangbang: yea im def never rude lol
DanBarretttt: i always say can i get a scooter and there like well were sending out 2
chinchanwangbang: iw assent gonna just say hi is blah thgere and be like i need 100 scooters my names matt and hanmg up haha
chinchanwangbang: yea same here
chinchanwangbang: 562 345 6041
DanBarretttt: 6033
chinchanwangbang: i asked ricky if that was her cell and he never replied
chinchanwangbang: so its 6033
DanBarretttt: ali gave me that number
DanBarretttt: yea
DanBarretttt: and ask for marlene
DanBarretttt: mar lean
chinchanwangbang: yea i was gonna say if thats how u pronounce it
DanBarretttt: yea
chinchanwangbang: word im gonna call her a lil later
DanBarretttt: sweet
chinchanwangbang: cuz in cali its real real early
chinchanwangbang: i think
DanBarretttt: 3 hour time difference from here
chinchanwangbang: i was about ( ) close to goin to that jam
chinchanwangbang: ali and ricky phoned me about it
DanBarretttt: it was sick man
DanBarretttt: you should of
chinchanwangbang: i know day after i felt lame for only reason i didnt go was
chinchanwangbang: i had just drove 4 there and 4 back to wilmington
chinchanwangbang: and i got a bullshit speeding ticket on way home
chinchanwangbang: they fucked me over, just as i got done with all my court shit and anything police related i get another court date in a county 3 hours away from mine
chinchanwangbang: and the reason i was goin to wilmington back and forth was for court dates some crazy redneck bitch pulled out a .45 on me and my girl and bro a while back on a main road at a beach
chinchanwangbang: for no reason, she thought i was a treaspasser or we were and had been the one stealing all the shit there( little did she know the reason we passed by it cuz my bro wanted to show my girlfriend thier horses cuz she shows them)
chinchanwangbang: and some lady pulls out in her car with her jeep high beams on as we pulled in to U turn out cuz it was too dark to see any animals it was like a lil petting zoo i guess and we turned around and she followd us out thought she was gonna go around us we waved for her to go around
chinchanwangbang: all kinds of smoke from a gravle and dusty road next thing i know i got a .45 in my face and some drunk bitch yelling hahah
DanBarretttt: tah
chinchanwangbang: hadda pay 1200 plus i hadda go there which is 4 trheere and 4 back hours 5 times
chinchanwangbang: so i spent like 2 gs on nothing but a false claming bullshitter
chinchanwangbang: and she had sepeaned or how ever u spell it...like 12 other people she had accused for the same thing
chinchanwangbang: we were the only ones to get a lawyer and shit it was sweet we didnt do shit and she was lookin more of a lier haha
chinchanwangbang: but now im in the clears, nothing sitting around in the back of my head
DanBarretttt: hey man when are we going to ride together
chinchanwangbang: iknow right
chinchanwangbang: it seems the population of riders is dropping too
chinchanwangbang: wheres josh toy at
DanBarretttt: the population of noobs are going up
DanBarretttt: he was at ohio
chinchanwangbang: yea ive notcied haha
chinchanwangbang: i guess all them are laying low
chinchanwangbang: ive always layed low ever since like 03 or 04
DanBarretttt: there always telling me there riding
chinchanwangbang: just cuz the scene was too much like if u dont got pics of videos go away
chinchanwangbang: the hole reason i ever ever got a camera was cuz of internet kids on a forum which at the time was some skat shit and razorpros and razorprizzos ran by josh toy
chinchanwangbang: they thought i was a lie so i wentout and got a camera and had videos sooner or later
chinchanwangbang: its too much people worrying about if their airs are 10 foot out or if u do some tech line they need to see proof or it never happened
chinchanwangbang: same thing in every forum ive been to for any sport or just plain anything
chinchanwangbang: people online ruin the mood
DanBarretttt: true that
chinchanwangbang: its kinda funny u can call out shit right as u type in andrewbroussard.com and u can call out the noobs bullshit before u click a link
DanBarretttt: haha yeah
DanBarretttt: you should go to cali in january
chinchanwangbang: whats goin on?
DanBarretttt: its a comp
chinchanwangbang: see u know what that day of the jam i spoke to ricky and ali a good bit
chinchanwangbang: i phoned ali 3 times
chinchanwangbang: the third i told him i couldnt come or something and hes all
chinchanwangbang: i got about a month and 2 weeks left before i head to school
chinchanwangbang: see what ur plans are and come out to cali to film for a weed
chinchanwangbang: week*
chinchanwangbang: i called him back left him 2 voice mails
chinchanwangbang: never had a return call
chinchanwangbang: i guess he dont check voicemails or...forgot i guess my next chance is in jan.
DanBarretttt: its saturday january 3rd
DanBarretttt: you gotta go man
DanBarretttt: since they like all live right there
DanBarretttt: you me and steve could prob get a ticket
chinchanwangbang: i know i know i wanna
chinchanwangbang: mention iit to ali
DanBarretttt: i will
DanBarretttt: eventually
DanBarretttt: i dont wanna like
chinchanwangbang: dont think im a outkast
DanBarretttt: invite my self
chinchanwangbang: yea i know what u mean its weird sometimes around that kinda situation
chinchanwangbang: im always down to go ride man
DanBarretttt: ill bring it up to him
DanBarretttt: for sure
chinchanwangbang: whjeres the comp at
DanBarretttt: san diego
chinchanwangbang: word
chinchanwangbang: so 2 days ago i found a way to hold scooter fakies like u can fakie scooter fakies
chinchanwangbang: i havent 100% tested it out riding fast and whipping out a scooter fakie but it was raining and i was holding them just pushing out of the already stance scooter fakie u know like just put it in scooter fakie and push off
DanBarretttt: yea yea
chinchanwangbang: are u able to hold it longggggg time?
DanBarretttt: naaaa
DanBarretttt: scooter fakie
DanBarretttt: unless im going slow
chinchanwangbang: same
chinchanwangbang: back in like 2000
chinchanwangbang: when i started doin jus the plain short short scooter fakie goin like 5 foot and whipping it back i used a A model
chinchanwangbang: the old old A model and it seemed easier
chinchanwangbang: old A's and the new A's u know with the black folding mech? i can tripple those things flat so fuckin easy
DanBarretttt: ahha sick
chinchanwangbang: ride ur normal scooter for a long time and use some kids new A and do some whips
chinchanwangbang: itll whip so fast it will go right out from under ur feet when u try and land
DanBarretttt: sicckkk
DanBarretttt: gotta try it
DanBarretttt: yea bro
DanBarretttt: try going out to san diego
DanBarretttt: i gotta go
DanBarretttt: get something to eat
DanBarretttt: and shower
chinchanwangbang: i have to go man
chinchanwangbang: ill feel sooo dumb if i dont
DanBarretttt: me to
chinchanwangbang: motivation is not whats the problem
chinchanwangbang: its actually someone on the other side that needs to foloow thru too
DanBarretttt: yea
chinchanwangbang: im down always down i just need someone that like
chinchanwangbang: is really really responsible
DanBarretttt: ali is the man for that
chinchanwangbang: yea
chinchanwangbang: thanks for the correct number
DanBarretttt: alright man be safe, keep riding
chinchanwangbang: what do u say
DanBarretttt: no worrys
chinchanwangbang: just is marlean there
chinchanwangbang: and be like
chinchanwangbang: im on the team
DanBarretttt: hey marlene its dan
DanBarretttt: she knows im on the team
DanBarretttt: i guess she knows you to
chinchanwangbang: yea
DanBarretttt: jsut be like im matt, im on the team
DanBarretttt: do you mind sending out a scooter, im on my last one or something
chinchanwangbang: yeah thanks i mean i guess i can figure it out for my own lol but thanks a lot bro its always good to see an example first u kniow
DanBarretttt: true that
DanBarretttt: i know what you mean
DanBarretttt: keep riding
chinchanwangbang: especually since ive never talkd to her and i had the wrong number haha
chinchanwangbang: always!
DanBarretttt: get some fotty and release, let people know your still riding
chinchanwangbang: not a reason to not ride
chinchanwangbang: unless..
chinchanwangbang: my feet gro to size 19
DanBarretttt: true
DanBarretttt: ahah
chinchanwangbang: there really is no reason to not ride
DanBarretttt: i know bro
chinchanwangbang: if there was a reason ANYone ever rode
chinchanwangbang: that reasonn is still there
chinchanwangbang: peoople stop cuz friends ride bikes or everyone branches off to school and what not
chinchanwangbang: fuck that
DanBarretttt: yupppers
chinchanwangbang: later man
chinchanwangbang: keep in contact
DanBarretttt: peace bro
DanBarretttt: true
DanBarretttt: what your number again
chinchanwangbang: its
DanBarretttt: i gota a new phone
chinchanwangbang: i gotta turn my phone on i forgot
chinchanwangbang: i just got a new number
chinchanwangbang: whats urs ill drop u a text or somethin and u can sdave it
DanBarretttt: well mine 215 791 2227
DanBarretttt: call me sometime so i get outs
chinchanwangbang: luckly the iphone tells me my nunmber haha
DanBarretttt: ahah yea
chinchanwangbang: its the old one tho
chinchanwangbang: the new one i hear is bomb but whatever
DanBarretttt: true
DanBarretttt: alright man
DanBarretttt: thats my number
DanBarretttt: peace bro
chinchanwangbang: ima text it now
DanBarretttt: 215 791 2227
DanBarretttt: later
chinchanwangbang: lqate
 
metrocardscheme (9:43:13 PM): julia
metrocardscheme (9:43:17 PM): do u swallow
metrocardscheme (9:43:18 PM): or spit
juliabobooliaaa (9:43:26 PM): SPIT.
 

qwxor

I got myself banned.
nnniiigggerrr: yooo
Chriss Bendel: hahahahaha
nnniiigggerrr: haha


haha it came out of nowhere
 
tpcbri: Hi
DanBarretttt: hey
tpcbri: Howdy
DanBarretttt: hello
tpcbri: Please stop
DanBarretttt: why
tpcbri: Your wasting my text messages
DanBarretttt: how
tpcbri: Your texting my phone right now
DanBarretttt: there free
tpcbri: Naww
DanBarretttt: i have the computer to mobile plan
tpcbri: I dont. Stop mang
DanBarretttt: na it makes you get them for free to
DanBarretttt: bri one more thing
DanBarretttt: no seroiusly bri
tpcbri: Wat
DanBarretttt: see ya
tpcbri: Wat
DanBarretttt: im leaving, see ya around
DanBarretttt: one
tpcbri: Peace one

<3 annoying bri
 

qwxor

I got myself banned.
scooterandy1994: i might have internal bleeding
Chriss Bendel: periods?
scooterandy1994: cause i swollowed part of a plastic cup
scooterandy1994: and its cutting up my insides and shit
scooterandy1994: lol
scooterandy1994: im a dumbfuck
Chriss Bendel: LMAO YOURE SO STUPID
 
Ridenrockon95 (gay name from when I was 5) = ME
scooterandy1994 = Andy Rhode

Ridenrockon95 (10:13:25 PM): Sup
Ridenrockon95 (10:13:32 PM): Fruit Snack Count?
scooterandy1994 (10:13:39 PM): 3 more
Ridenrockon95 (10:13:45 PM): Overall:
scooterandy1994 (10:13:50 PM): my tummy hurts tho
scooterandy1994 (10:13:51 PM): idk tho
Ridenrockon95 (10:13:59 PM): lol
Ridenrockon95 (10:14:11 PM): I think its like 10 or 11 for me
Ridenrockon95 (10:14:15 PM): u?
scooterandy1994 (10:14:27 PM): lol lemme count all the bags on my desc
Ridenrockon95 (10:14:34 PM): kk sweeet
scooterandy1994 (10:15:04 PM): 27
Ridenrockon95 (10:15:26 PM): mmmmm..... thats tasty
scooterandy1994 (10:15:38 PM): yess
scooterandy1994 (10:15:43 PM): wait!
scooterandy1994 (10:15:46 PM): 28
scooterandy1994 (10:15:46 PM): lol
Ridenrockon95 (10:15:51 PM): niceee
Ridenrockon95 (10:16:20 PM): I'm gonna eat a bag of spongebob fruit snacks to wash down all these lego fruit snacks
scooterandy1994 (10:16:29 PM): hahah
Ridenrockon95 (10:18:50 PM): did I already tell u about the diet green tea that tasted like fruit snacks?
scooterandy1994 (10:18:58 PM): yess
Ridenrockon95 (10:19:04 PM): oh
Ridenrockon95 (10:19:26 PM): dude.... If I had a bag of fruit snacks AND that tea.... it would be a party
scooterandy1994 (10:19:39 PM): lmao
Ridenrockon95 (10:19:54 PM): dood.....
Ridenrockon95 (10:19:58 PM): this is goin on SR
scooterandy1994 (10:20:16 PM): oooooooooookkkk
 

team_punishment

dargersaurus rex
nickdarger (10:13:00 PM): nigggeeerrrrrrr
papasbri (10:13:19 PM): yo
papasbri (10:13:23 PM): im fucked uo
nickdarger (10:13:26 PM): why?
nickdarger (10:13:28 PM): o nvm
nickdarger (10:13:31 PM): haha
papasbri (10:13:51 PM): hahcolllege,23
papasbri (10:13:54 PM): <3
nickdarger (10:13:54 PM): lol
papasbri (10:13:56 PM): eeeeeeeeeeeeeee
nickdarger (10:13:58 PM): Ã?Æ?Ã?¢Ã?¢ââ?¬Å¾Ã?¢Ã?â??Ã?Â¥Ã?Æ?Ã?¢Ã?¢ââ?¬Å¾Ã?¢Ã?â??Ã?Â¥Ã?Æ?Ã?¢Ã?¢ââ?¬Å¾Ã?¢Ã?â??Ã?Â¥Ã?Æ?Ã?¢Ã?¢ââ?¬Å¾Ã?¢Ã?â??Ã?Â¥Ã?Æ?Ã?¢Ã?¢ââ?¬Å¾Ã?¢Ã?â??Ã?Â¥
papasbri (10:14:13 PM): ehad like 13 bers qnd 3 blunts tonigh
nickdarger (10:14:25 PM): wtf
papasbri (10:17:56 PM): yea
papasbri (10:17:58 PM): im out
papasbri (10:18:02 PM): im passing out
nickdarger (10:18:02 PM): later man
nickdarger (10:18:04 PM): haha
 

Aaron

Silver Member
Msn with coreyfield.

...its the hottest sause i know says (6:46 PM):
Oi man you watching neighbours?
Aaron[BOYY!] says (6:46 PM):
Na why?
...its the hottest sause i know says (6:46 PM):
man put it on
Aaron[BOYY!] says (6:46 PM):
lol why./
...its the hottest sause i know says (6:46 PM):
its fucked
Aaron[BOYY!] says (6:47 PM):
i don't watch it?
Aaron[BOYY!] says (6:47 PM):
+ i'm no where near a tv.
...its the hottest sause i know says (6:47 PM):
fuuuuuuuck
...its the hottest sause i know says (6:47 PM):
their looking for kids!!
...its the hottest sause i know says (6:47 PM):
hha
...its the hottest sause i know says (6:47 PM):
hahahah
Aaron[BOYY!] says (6:47 PM):
hahaha really?
...its the hottest sause i know says (6:47 PM):
its sooo fucked
Aaron[BOYY!] says (6:47 PM):
to do what with..?
...its the hottest sause i know says (6:48 PM):
they went missing or somethng
...its the hottest sause i know says (6:48 PM):
now they looked in some ladys house and she was singing
Aaron[BOYY!] says (6:48 PM):
hahaha.
Aaron[BOYY!] says (6:48 PM):
corey, its a tv show..
Aaron[BOYY!] says (6:48 PM):
lol.
...its the hottest sause i know says (6:48 PM):
i know but ther real people
Aaron[BOYY!] says (6:49 PM):
are they looking for kids on the show, or was it like a newsbreak?
...its the hottest sause i know says (6:49 PM):
dont know
...its the hottest sause i know says (6:49 PM):
its so fucked but
Aaron[BOYY!] says (6:49 PM):
hahaha.
Aaron[BOYY!] says (6:49 PM):
gotta post this on sr...
Aaron[BOYY!] says (6:49 PM):
lolol
...its the hottest sause i know says (6:50 PM):
its not actual real life but. so dont worry
...its the hottest sause i know says (6:50 PM):
but it so fucked that they are looking for missng kids
 

Hayydennn

Member
hhaayyydddeeeennnn says:
they b;lock out ass on sr
hhaayyydddeeeennnn says:
lol
Michael says:
huh?
Michael says:
ass??
hhaayyydddeeeennnn says:
yea
hhaayyydddeeeennnn says:
lol
Michael says:
wats that
Michael says:
o shut up
Michael says:
i get it
Michael says:
dont laugh
hhaayyydddeeeennnn says:
i diod
Michael says:
lol
hhaayyydddeeeennnn says:
how did u not know what an ass is
hhaayyydddeeeennnn says:
loloolololol this is going on sr now
 
hhaayyydddeeeennnn says:
Hi mike wanna do something tomorrow?
Michael says:
like wat ride?
hhaayyydddeeeennnn says:
ride me?
Michael say:
wtf this is so going on sr
 
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