funny aim/msn/yahoo convos. Post them up!

mat

Steel Member
RalphAlpacAFliP
i cant post
mpscheuer
lol why?
RalphAlpacAFliP
wont let me anywhere
mpscheuer
banned?
RalphAlpacAFliP
i dont know why i would be
mpscheuer
idk
mpscheuer
i dont think you are banned
RalphAlpacAFliP
i guess i am
RalphAlpacAFliP
opps im a dumbass haha not logged in
mpscheuer
hahahahahhaha

i need to post more of my convos here.
 

team_punishment

dargersaurus rex
i convinced another kid i was john radtke

nickdarger (10:17:15 PM): you are always on
spencermoore281 (10:17:33 PM): nick darger?!?!?!
spencermoore281 (10:17:36 PM): i am lol
nickdarger (10:17:36 PM): yes
spencermoore281 (10:17:44 PM): i lack a social life
nickdarger (10:17:46 PM): no its john radte
nickdarger (10:17:52 PM): im at drgers house
nickdarger (10:17:57 PM): its so gay over here
spencermoore281 (10:18:07 PM): is this a joke or serious lol
nickdarger (10:18:12 PM): serious
spencermoore281 (10:18:20 PM): cuz i probably worship you john lol
spencermoore281 (10:18:23 PM): your a fucking nut
nickdarger (10:18:24 PM): nick said there was good parks
nickdarger (10:18:28 PM): he lied
spencermoore281 (10:18:30 PM): crazy scooter shit
nickdarger (10:18:32 PM): that fucken jew nigger
spencermoore281 (10:18:38 PM): exactly
nickdarger (10:18:41 PM): lol
spencermoore281 (10:18:49 PM): i hate myself a good jew nigga
nickdarger (10:18:58 PM): lol
spencermoore281 (10:19:25 PM): so yeah
spencermoore281 (10:19:29 PM): whats up i guess lol
nickdarger (10:19:40 PM): waiting for darger to get out the shower
nickdarger (10:19:47 PM): im gonna piss in his ear
spencermoore281 (10:19:54 PM): thats brutal
nickdarger (10:19:54 PM): just so he has to take another shower
spencermoore281 (10:20:06 PM): thats so like brutal lol
spencermoore281 (10:20:17 PM): lol
nickdarger (10:20:29 PM): i know
spencermoore281 (10:20:40 PM): wait like really???
spencermoore281 (10:20:45 PM): i'm hoping thats a joke
spencermoore281 (10:20:53 PM): thats like the nastiest shit i've ever heard
nickdarger (10:20:58 PM): it mioght be a joke
spencermoore281 (10:21:11 PM): lol
spencermoore281 (10:21:18 PM): tell me how that goes
nickdarger (10:21:19 PM): i will
spencermoore281 (10:22:04 PM): hella random
spencermoore281 (10:22:13 PM): i;ve never even talked to nick lol
nickdarger (10:22:19 PM): haha
spencermoore281 (10:22:23 PM): i just have his sn i guess
nickdarger (10:22:28 PM): you do?
spencermoore281 (10:22:50 PM): i would have prepared more things to talk about if i knew i was gonna talk to you lmao
spencermoore281 (10:22:52 PM): yeah
nickdarger (10:22:55 PM): wow
spencermoore281 (10:22:59 PM): i was gonna talk to him before
nickdarger (10:22:59 PM): niggerfaggot
nickdarger (10:23:02 PM): why not
spencermoore281 (10:23:06 PM): but he wasn't there or something
spencermoore281 (10:23:11 PM): so i just havent lol
spencermoore281 (10:23:17 PM): derrickcomedy????
nickdarger (10:23:22 PM): yes
nickdarger (10:23:35 PM): dont talk to nick he is gay
spencermoore281 (10:23:40 PM): ok
nickdarger (10:23:41 PM): like really i think he might be
spencermoore281 (10:23:45 PM): i do hate gay people after all
nickdarger (10:23:54 PM): he says he has a gf but idk if thats true haha
spencermoore281 (10:24:06 PM): lol
spencermoore281 (10:24:12 PM): make him come out
spencermoore281 (10:24:23 PM): threaten to piss in his ear until he comes out
nickdarger (10:24:47 PM): i think he is jacking off
spencermoore281 (10:24:52 PM): hhahahahhahahha
nickdarger (10:24:50 PM): to gay shit
spencermoore281 (10:24:57 PM): wtf
spencermoore281 (10:25:09 PM): run in there and hit him in the nuts with a wrench
spencermoore281 (10:25:51 PM): why would you go to a gay kids house
spencermoore281 (10:25:55 PM): he might rape you
spencermoore281 (10:26:03 PM): funny story
ATTENTION (10:26:05 PM): Direct IM session initiated. What is this?
ATTENTION (10:26:06 PM): Direct IM session disconnected. What is this?
spencermoore281 (10:26:12 PM): when i was in like 7th grade i think
nickdarger (10:26:15 PM): i think he is more scared of me
spencermoore281 (10:26:21 PM): hahahaha
spencermoore281 (10:26:23 PM): anyways
spencermoore281 (10:26:28 PM): i was in 7th grade
nickdarger (10:26:36 PM): when you got raped?
spencermoore281 (10:26:40 PM): and my friend comes to school
spencermoore281 (10:26:42 PM): not me lol
nickdarger (10:26:44 PM): o
spencermoore281 (10:26:57 PM): but he said he went to his friends house
spencermoore281 (10:27:13 PM): and his friend was like "michael, lets have sex
spencermoore281 (10:27:17 PM): like seriously
spencermoore281 (10:27:22 PM): this was in 7th grade too
nickdarger (10:27:22 PM): wow
nickdarger (10:27:24 PM): lol
spencermoore281 (10:27:29 PM): so he claims he ran home 3 miles
nickdarger (10:27:28 PM): both guys?

spencermoore281 (10:27:32 PM): yeah
nickdarger (10:27:34 PM): i would have
spencermoore281 (10:27:39 PM): hahahahhaha
nickdarger (10:27:51 PM): after beating him with a bat with a nail sticking through it
nickdarger (10:28:07 PM): hey whats your # so i can text you
nickdarger (10:28:11 PM): cause i gotta go man
spencermoore281 (10:28:16 PM): aight
spencermoore281 (10:28:22 PM): 925 323 4238
nickdarger (10:28:21 PM): i have sprint
spencermoore281 (10:28:28 PM): i got unlimited att
nickdarger (10:28:48 PM): k
nickdarger (10:28:52 PM): and this isnt radtke
nickdarger (10:28:55 PM): its darger
spencermoore281 (10:29:00 PM): thats what i thought lol
spencermoore281 (10:29:02 PM): i was like
spencermoore281 (10:29:02 PM): wtf
nickdarger (10:29:01 PM): radtke is not at my house
nickdarger (10:29:03 PM): n00b
spencermoore281 (10:29:06 PM): that makes not sense
spencermoore281 (10:29:08 PM): but its all good
nickdarger (10:29:09 PM): k
 

Roycee

Member
Aaron[BOYY!] | AmIPartOfTheCureOrAmIPartOfTheDisease?.. says:
Looks like i'm not getting forks
Aaron[BOYY!] | AmIPartOfTheCureOrAmIPartOfTheDisease?.. says:
haha.
- Roycee [Bmx] says:
Damn
Aaron[BOYY!] | AmIPartOfTheCureOrAmIPartOfTheDisease?.. says:
why smile ?
Aaron[BOYY!] | AmIPartOfTheCureOrAmIPartOfTheDisease?.. says:
haha.,
- Roycee [Bmx] says:
**
Aaron[BOYY!] | AmIPartOfTheCureOrAmIPartOfTheDisease?.. says:
sureeee.
Aaron[BOYY!] | AmIPartOfTheCureOrAmIPartOfTheDisease?.. says:
Ehhhh.
Aaron[BOYY!] | AmIPartOfTheCureOrAmIPartOfTheDisease?.. says:
I might trek up the mountains if i get bored.
Aaron[BOYY!] | AmIPartOfTheCureOrAmIPartOfTheDisease?.. says:
haha.
- Roycee [Bmx] says:
im at sydney tomorrow
- Roycee [Bmx] says:
Cammeray plaza
Aaron[BOYY!] | AmIPartOfTheCureOrAmIPartOfTheDisease?.. says:
cause its totally going to be rideable dickhead.
Aaron[BOYY!] | AmIPartOfTheCureOrAmIPartOfTheDisease?.. says:
its raining all weekend...
- Roycee [Bmx] says:
ehhhh its not forecast to rain
- Roycee [Bmx] says:
pppppppppppossible showers
Aaron[BOYY!] | AmIPartOfTheCureOrAmIPartOfTheDisease?.. says:
lol, yes it is..
- Roycee [Bmx] says:
possible showers lad
Aaron[BOYY!] | AmIPartOfTheCureOrAmIPartOfTheDisease?.. says:
that'd be forecasted rain..
Aaron[BOYY!] | AmIPartOfTheCureOrAmIPartOfTheDisease?.. says:
what would you like them to say?
Aaron[BOYY!] | AmIPartOfTheCureOrAmIPartOfTheDisease?.. says:
This is channel 7 news, royce, it is forecast to rain.
- Roycee [Bmx] says:
it said on the net possible showers
- Roycee [Bmx] says:
it might not rain
- Roycee [Bmx] says:
its been forecast to rain before and it hasnt
- Roycee [Bmx] says:
the glass is half full
- Roycee [Bmx] says:
not half empty
Aaron[BOYY!] | AmIPartOfTheCureOrAmIPartOfTheDisease?.. says:
Na, its pretty much gone royce.
Aaron[BOYY!] | AmIPartOfTheCureOrAmIPartOfTheDisease?.. says:
hahaha./
- Roycee [Bmx] says:
oh well i can only hope
Aaron[BOYY!] | AmIPartOfTheCureOrAmIPartOfTheDisease?.. says:
na.
Aaron[BOYY!] | AmIPartOfTheCureOrAmIPartOfTheDisease?.. says:
don't hope.
Aaron[BOYY!] | AmIPartOfTheCureOrAmIPartOfTheDisease?.. says:

- Roycee [Bmx] says:
*Gives finger
Aaron[BOYY!] | AmIPartOfTheCureOrAmIPartOfTheDisease?.. says:
*hugs royce*
- Roycee [Bmx] says:
*Gets erection
Aaron[BOYY!] | AmIPartOfTheCureOrAmIPartOfTheDisease?.. says:
grabs penis*
Aaron[BOYY!] | AmIPartOfTheCureOrAmIPartOfTheDisease?.. says:
*feels all 3cm, up and down
Aaron[BOYY!] | AmIPartOfTheCureOrAmIPartOfTheDisease?.. says:
*feels dissapointed.
- Roycee [Bmx] says:
*aaron realises that royce only has 1/5 of the dick out*
Aaron[BOYY!] | AmIPartOfTheCureOrAmIPartOfTheDisease?.. says:
Na, i checked, it was all of it.
Aaron[BOYY!] | AmIPartOfTheCureOrAmIPartOfTheDisease?.. says:
hahaha.
- Roycee [Bmx] says:
*aarin realises he wants fork and shuts up*
Aaron[BOYY!] | AmIPartOfTheCureOrAmIPartOfTheDisease?.. says:
lololol,
- Roycee [Bmx] says:
*Aaron puts this in funny thread msn convo's on sr
Aaron[BOYY!] | AmIPartOfTheCureOrAmIPartOfTheDisease?.. says:
*Aaron closes convos after saying things*
Aaron[BOYY!] | AmIPartOfTheCureOrAmIPartOfTheDisease?.. says:
so if royce has it, he should post it.
Aaron[BOYY!] | AmIPartOfTheCureOrAmIPartOfTheDisease?.. says:
hhaha.
- Roycee [Bmx] says:
okie dokie
 

domd

Dom_Dalbert
TomBorsari (8:21:01 PM): honestly i hate myspace
domscoots6 (8:21:05 PM): why
TomBorsari (8:21:23 PM): i only do it to hook up with girls

this made me laugh
 

Tom Affleck

Member
[c=9]Ã?Æ?Ã?¢Ã?â?¹Ã?â??Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¦|-|_@_r_R_|_$Ã?Æ?Ã?¢Ã?â?¹Ã?â??Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¦[/c=9][c=5][/c=28] says:
"bad news for wendy"
Tom. says:
what she done?
Tom. says:
who the hell is wendy?
[c=9]Ã?Æ?Ã?¢Ã?â?¹Ã?â??Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¦|-|_@_r_R_|_$Ã?Æ?Ã?¢Ã?â?¹Ã?â??Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¦[/c=9][c=5][/c=28] says:
sum women on toove
Tom. says:
HA!, is she bald?
[c=9]Ã?Æ?Ã?¢Ã?â?¹Ã?â??Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¦|-|_@_r_R_|_$Ã?Æ?Ã?¢Ã?â?¹Ã?â??Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¦[/c=9][c=5][/c=28] says:
nope :'(
Tom. says:
SHITT, i just realised my mum is havin a crap, and its gonna smell :|
 
RobertLeeHadley (8:08:47 PM): i hear you and Dee are going to newpor friday.?
lexie rocax3 (8:09:05 PM): uhm wel im going to ride.. i didnt now she was going?
RobertLeeHadley (8:10:20 PM): HAHAHAHAHA
originaljohnp (8:10:35 PM): HAHAHAHAHA
originaljohnp (8:10:55 PM): seriously wtf.
RobertLeeHadley (8:11:03 PM): Seriously wtf.
RobertLeeHadley (8:11:04 PM): Hahahahahahaha
originaljohnp (8:11:11 PM): this is dumb hahah
originaljohnp (8:11:21 PM): i don't understand her
 

Aaron

Silver Member
Best convo between me and my school mate.
About the end of the world thing.

Aaron[BOYY!] says (9:40 PM):
i hope they make a little black hole, and the scientists get suckd in, i'd lol.
Corey says (9:42 PM):
yeah but they said it would grow and become uncontrolable
Aaron[BOYY!] says (9:42 PM):
arghhh.
Aaron[BOYY!] says (9:42 PM):
damn.
Aaron[BOYY!] says (9:42 PM):
haha.
Aaron[BOYY!] says (9:42 PM):
it should stay small.
Corey says (9:42 PM):
i mean is there emergency things to shut it down
Corey says (9:42 PM):
in the unlikly event of an accident
Aaron[BOYY!] says (9:42 PM):
dunno?
Aaron[BOYY!] says (9:42 PM):
doubt it.
Aaron[BOYY!] says (9:43 PM):
how do you shut down a black hole?
Corey says (9:43 PM):
you cant its so dense it sucks light in
Aaron[BOYY!] says (9:43 PM):
what emergency thing would you like?
Aaron[BOYY!] says (9:43 PM):
haha.
Corey says (9:44 PM):
place the life jacket firmly around your head but do not inflate untill you have reached the deep depths of space
Aaron[BOYY!] says (9:44 PM):
hahahhahahahaha.
Corey says (9:44 PM):
there is a light and whistle for atrracting aliens
Aaron[BOYY!] says (9:44 PM):
hahaha.


Corey says (9:50 PM):
Well, cosmic rays with energies many tens of millions of times greater than the speeding protons in the LHC have been smashing into all the planets and moons in our solar system for billions of years - and we're all still here. So let's give it a whirl, and see what we find.
Corey says (9:50 PM):
what about that
Corey says (9:50 PM):
just give it a whirl
Corey says (9:50 PM):
why not
Aaron[BOYY!] says (9:50 PM):
bahahahhahahaha,.
Corey says (9:50 PM):
just whip up a earth destrying machine
Corey says (9:51 PM):
but why not give a whirl why your at it
Aaron[BOYY!] says (9:51 PM):
they sound like they're going to try pot for the first time, not testing something that could destroy earth.
Corey says (9:51 PM):
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
Corey says (9:51 PM):
its like there going to a mates place with the intention to get high for the first time
Aaron[BOYY!] says (9:51 PM):
exactly.
Aaron[BOYY!] says (9:51 PM):
haha.
Corey says (9:51 PM):
and the calm cool and collectivnes feeling
Corey says (9:52 PM):
but there reaaly shitting it
Aaron[BOYY!] says (9:52 PM):
hahah yeah.
Aaron[BOYY!] says (9:52 PM):
its like hmm, we've got the bong, yeah why not lets just do it, not like anything will happen.
 

DMazz

Steel Member
Zodiacskater15: im moving on up 2 the east side
DMazz Skoot: ????
Zodiacskater15: lol
DMazz Skoot: are you moving or jus being gangsta
Zodiacskater15: gansta
DMazz Skoot: wow
Zodiacskater15: i know right DAWG!
DMazz Skoot: nigger
Zodiacskater15: whoa chill!
DMazz Skoot: nigger
Zodiacskater15: dude im white
DMazz Skoot: nigger
Zodiacskater15: NO!
DMazz Skoot: nigger
Zodiacskater15: * angry face *
DMazz Skoot: nigggerrrr!!!!
Zodiacskater15: dalton i will kill u
DMazz Skoot: nigger
Zodiacskater15: not cool
DMazz Skoot: nigger
Zodiacskater15: well g2g YO
DMazz Skoot: nigger
Zodiacskater15: no
DMazz Skoot: nigger
Zodiacskater15 signed off at 10:44:57 PM.
 

Dom Marconi

Silver Member
i thought this was hilarious.

bootybang28 (9:33:37 PM): whats up
hahaha katiee (9:34:38 PM): music/homework/talking
hahaha katiee (9:34:39 PM): you
bootybang28 (9:35:27 PM): you like these nuts
hahaha katiee (9:35:42 PM): yes i love nuts
hahaha katiee (9:35:48 PM): especially acorns
bootybang28 (9:35:57 PM): im taklnig about these nuts
bootybang28 (9:36:26 PM): eh?

hahaha katiee (9:36:40 PM): ahahaha
hahaha katiee (9:36:46 PM): youre crazy
bootybang28 (9:39:56 PM): do you?
hahaha katiee (9:43:50 PM): ahaha i dont know
hahaha katiee (9:43:53 PM): your making my brain hurt
bootybang28 (9:44:20 PM): do you like these nuts?

haha
 

charles

Member
ILoveGirls2930 (1:36:53 AM):
:/
:|
:\

CharlessDoidge (1:36:57 AM): ur so weird

ILoveGirls2930 (1:37:05 AM): ur
ILoveGirls2930 (1:37:06 AM): so
ILoveGirls2930 (1:37:08 AM): loose
ILoveGirls2930 (1:37:10 AM): whaaaaaaaaaat

CharlessDoidge (1:37:11 AM): its true

ILoveGirls2930 (1:37:16 AM): i know
ILoveGirls2930 (1:37:22 AM): i hate it

CharlessDoidge (1:37:25 AM): my ass hole
CharlessDoidge (1:37:35 AM): is like the width of scoot bars, 20wide so yeah

ILoveGirls2930 (1:37:43 AM): u give me no pleasure
ILoveGirls2930 (1:37:50 AM): its like
ILoveGirls2930 (1:38:03 AM): stepping into a cave
ILoveGirls2930 (1:38:08 AM): and jacking off
ILoveGirls2930 (1:38:11 AM): wth

CharlessDoidge (1:38:15 AM): without ur hand
ILoveGirls2930 (1:38:16 AM): srsly

CharlessDoidge (1:38:18 AM): o_0
ILoveGirls2930 (1:38:21 AM): lol

ILoveGirls2930 (1:38:24 AM): ew
 

Mattt.C

I own WSP.
Matt says:
what do u do
Ian says:
customs
Matt says:
lyk at the airport
Ian says:
yeh
Ian says:
and the wharf with the containers
Matt says:
thats heaps cool
Ian says:
naaah, means you have to deal with aseans and indians all day long
Matt says:
ah how stressful
Ian says:
they don't understand
Matt says:
yes i can imagine that
Matt says:
Customs: I think u may have drugs.
Matt says:
Others:nonon....er what i that
Matt says:
Customs: ******** argh
Matt says:
:)
Ian says:
:)
Ian says:
it's like you were there matt




!lol i thought it was pretty funny at the time
 

Tom Affleck

Member
BUMP! .. sorry guyzz

Tom- says:
are you seriously describing your balls in that thread?
Tom- says:
llllllllol
Tom loves Angharad sooooo soo much says:
yeah haha, next time we come botto, if we do again, or you come corby, ill get em out for you, you can touch em if you want, seriously the big one is a proppa hench thing
Tom- says:
what the fuck
Tom- says:
why have haggie and people seen them lmao
Tom loves Angharad sooooo soo much says:
like nearlly everyone i know have seen em lol
Tom- says:
WHY?1
Tom- says:
you concern me haha
Tom loves Angharad sooooo soo much says:
hahaha, im that kinda person lol
Tom- says:
why have you got a hugr testicle and a tiny one
Tom- says:
wtf
Tom- says:
haha
Tom loves Angharad sooooo soo much says:
if you came to our local you'd be like WTF! lmao, when it gets dark n there is like noone there me and my skater mate always start like doin drivebys (pissin whille chippin about) n i jumped our box with me wanger out lol
Tom- says:
oh my god
Tom- says:
are you gay haha
Tom loves Angharad sooooo soo much says:
nah haha i got a gf
Tom- says:
oh god
Tom loves Angharad sooooo soo much says:
yes she's seen them aswell lol
Tom- says:
tennis balls
Tom loves Angharad sooooo soo much says:
lmao
Tom loves Angharad sooooo soo much says:
ones a tennis ball, the others like a penny lol
Tom- says:
aqre you serous hagha
Tom loves Angharad sooooo soo much says:
haha yeah
Tom- says:
omg
Tom- says:
lmao
Tom- says:
literally a tennis ball?
Tom- says:
i hope not
Tom loves Angharad sooooo soo much says:
well nah not litterally, but its big
Tom- says:
normal haha
Tom- says:
i bet you were like
Tom- says:
hey babe
Tom- says:
look at my balls
Tom loves Angharad sooooo soo much says:
hahaha lmao
Tom loves Angharad sooooo soo much says:
yeah pretty much
Tom- says:
your soooo weird
Tom loves Angharad sooooo soo much says:

Tom loves Angharad sooooo soo much says:
if you knew me like harris n everything you'd be like lol
Tom- says:
has harris had some strange happenings then
Tom loves Angharad sooooo soo much says:
im supprised i didnt get em out at botto
Tom loves Angharad sooooo soo much says:
hahaha
Tom loves Angharad sooooo soo much says:
kinda
Tom loves Angharad sooooo soo much says:
well yeah lol
Tom- says:
like what haha
Tom loves Angharad sooooo soo much says:
strange happenings?
Tom- says:
yeah
Tom loves Angharad sooooo soo much says:
what you mean? i know fuk all lol sorry
Tom- says:
Tom- says (20:45):
has harris had some strange happenings then
Tom loves Angharad sooooo soo much says (20:45):
well yeah lol

Tom loves Angharad sooooo soo much says:
im confused, you mean like has he seen strange stuff from me?
Tom- says:
nah
Tom- says:
you said you and him are weird
Tom- says:
so i said whats he done thats weird
Tom loves Angharad sooooo soo much says:
oh right
Tom loves Angharad sooooo soo much says:
i dunno, well he like takes after me pretty much lol, today he wrote some story that didnt make sence, i loled
Tom loves Angharad sooooo soo much says:
it was like "yeah my mouldy Yunan of uganda back in 1974 was oblong only to find that the salty one was never to retuern underneath cheif running waters mouldy residue"

fukin hell thats long, i swear it wernt that long
 
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