funny aim/msn/yahoo convos. Post them up!

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Jon Reyes

Member
Me and watson ( local skater )

randomly IMs me this, def ment to say to his gf

happiestone23: your simply the best you just make me sooo happy its crazy
happiestone23: i never thought i could be this happy
ImJonReyes: ?
ImJonReyes: wtf
ImJonReyes: fag
ImJonReyes: fag
ImJonReyes: fag
ImJonReyes: fag
 
Hep Greg

Hep Greg

Administrator
Tyler Curtis: hey
Hep Greg: yo
Tyler Curtis: check out bouncing souls there sick ive known em for a while
Hep Greg: .....
Tyler Curtis: true believers
tyler Curtis: is sick
Hep Greg: ive been listening to the bouncing souls for like.... 7 years.
Tyler Curtis: o truew
Hep Greg: ive seen them 3 times.


N00b.
 
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Shelby Grimnes

Member
ShelbyGrimnes: I'll need like 5 dollars in gas money from all of you cuz its going to cost a lot of $$$ to drive out there
CharlessDoidge: iight
ShelbyGrimnes: and money for food too
CharlessDoidge: money grows on trees
ShelbyGrimnes: not really it was on the news that its not made from paper lol
CharlessDoidge: lol
CharlessDoidge: i have $$$ tress in my backyard
ShelbyGrimnes: wtf! no way!!!!!!
ShelbyGrimnes: omg hook me up with some seeds
CharlessDoidge: gonna cost you
ShelbyGrimnes: can i borrow some money from your tree??
CharlessDoidge: no
CharlessDoidge: but u can buy seeds
CharlessDoidge: 1 seed makes a $1000 tree
ShelbyGrimnes: how much are seeds?
CharlessDoidge: $20
ShelbyGrimnes: fuck i just spent 20 on weed!!!!
ShelbyGrimnes: wait..i didn't use it yet
ShelbyGrimnes: lets see its 2 grams
CharlessDoidge: trade
ShelbyGrimnes: okay deal!


FUCCK yo
 
Andy Rhode

Andy Rhode

Member
razorripper15: brb ima go play with my wee
scooter andy1994: which one?
scooter andy1994: oh the tiny one
razorripper15: the one your mom borrowed
 
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charles

Member
goldenfrodawg: they have intercourse with other wee bars of the same sex?
CharlessDoidge: yes madis taped it, its very weird.. those pink chode bars went all crazy
goldenfrodawg: lol
goldenfrodawg: crazy
goldenfrodawg: they do things different over the pond
CharlessDoidge: Ya dude, its almost as cool as a girl geting banged by a horse
CharlessDoidge: oh ya thats how i got a virus
goldenfrodawg: or a dude getting banged by a horse
goldenfrodawg: and dying
CharlessDoidge: hahhaha
goldenfrodawg: aka mr hands
goldenfrodawg: true story
CharlessDoidge: lie
goldenfrodawg: seriously lol
goldenfrodawg: the horse did him
goldenfrodawg: and like mooshed his guts
CharlessDoidge: Thats nasty.
CharlessDoidge: When ever i beat it next.. it will feel awarked, cuz that scared me for life
goldenfrodawg: haha
 
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Kenny O.

Member
Kenny Owenss (11:25:17 PM): you know that aim convos thread?
musiclvr459 (11:25:22 PM): yeah
Kenny Owenss (11:25:57 PM): sweet, this is going in there.
 
D= its sam!!

D= its sam!!

Ex-Staff
Kenny Owens said:
Kenny Owenss (11:25:17 PM): you know that aim convos thread?
musiclvr459 (11:25:22 PM): yeah
Kenny Owenss (11:25:57 PM): sweet, this is going in there.
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hahahaha XD that's actually the funniest 1 iv read XD
 
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charles

Member
REAL LIFE-
Shelby "im scared to 180 up there cuz i fell in SD doing something like this"


(btw its a pad about 2-3inches off the ground.. no joke)

Alex "shelby just shut up, just cuz u cant doo anything here and i can have more fun here then you at a whole tempe skatepark"

Me "shelby in SD? that was like 5 months ago"
(really 4 btw)

Shelby "but i fell and could not walk for 1 hour"
 
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team_punishment

dargersaurus rex
nickdarger=me
razorripper15=john radtke

nickdarger (10:03:30 PM): http://vimeo.com/888391
razorripper15 (10:03:33 PM): yeah i know!
nickdarger (10:03:35 PM): password is ********
razorripper15 (10:03:40 PM): lol
nickdarger (10:03:55 PM): yeah
razorripper15 (10:04:37 PM): wtf dxg took a shit on 951s chest and then peed on them
razorripper15 (10:04:51 PM): p.s. that 5 was smooth =)
nickdarger (10:04:52 PM): lol
nickdarger (10:04:56 PM): thank you
razorripper15 (10:05:12 PM): you need to teach me them haha
nickdarger (10:05:15 PM): lol
razorripper15 (10:05:18 PM): mine are lost forever
nickdarger (10:05:20 PM): lol
razorripper15 (10:05:46 PM): its trippy looking =)
nickdarger (10:05:52 PM): do you know who's vimeo that is?
nickdarger (10:05:53 PM): lol
razorripper15 (10:05:59 PM): yours
nickdarger (10:06:02 PM): nope
razorripper15 (10:07:48 PM): ginos
nickdarger (10:07:53 PM): nope
razorripper15 (10:08:25 PM): chris huges?
nickdarger (10:08:31 PM): nope
razorripper15 (10:08:39 PM): idk
nickdarger (10:08:44 PM): lol
nickdarger (10:08:54 PM): look at the videos on it
razorripper15 (10:09:49 PM): wtf is it mone?
razorripper15 (10:09:51 PM): mine?
nickdarger (10:09:53 PM): lol
razorripper15 (10:10:13 PM): it is isnt it
nickdarger (10:10:19 PM): lol
razorripper15 (10:10:21 PM): because of gascoignes vid
nickdarger (10:10:24 PM): lol
razorripper15 (10:10:36 PM): gtfo nigger or i will hit you next time i see u
nickdarger (10:10:52 PM): haha
razorripper15 (10:10:57 PM): thats why i didnt even need to put a pass in
razorripper15 (10:11:06 PM): i was already logged in
razorripper15 (10:11:09 PM): fucker
nickdarger (10:11:20 PM): hahahahaha
nickdarger (10:11:28 PM): got bored yesterday lol
razorripper15 (10:11:30 PM): i feel better because of this
nickdarger (10:11:33 PM): haha
razorripper15 (10:11:39 PM): fuckin shit flinger
razorripper15 (10:11:46 PM): i want a divorce
razorripper15 (10:11:54 PM): lol
nickdarger (10:11:57 PM): no
nickdarger (10:11:59 PM): too bad
razorripper15 (10:12:21 PM): i got prenuptuals bitch
nickdarger (10:12:26 PM): lol
 
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Jdbug_rob

Steel Member
' robb zomg!! says:
hi
' robb zomg!! says:
23%
' robb zomg!! says:
24%
' robb zomg!! says:
27%
' robb zomg!! says:
31%
SAM Scoot Scoots says:
?
' robb zomg!! says:
my myspace photos
' robb zomg!! says:
isnt i interesting
SAM Scoot Scoots says:
oh
SAM Scoot Scoots says:
very
SAM Scoot Scoots says:
im hungry
SAM Scoot Scoots says:
get me food
' robb zomg!! says:
get me ultimate forks!
SAM Scoot Scoots says:
get me ultimate girlfriend
SAM Scoot Scoots says:
LOL
' robb zomg!! says:
get me ultimate girlfriend that acts as forks and dispenses food
' robb zomg!! says:

SAM Scoot Scoots says:
man... that would look wierd
' robb zomg!! says:
haha
' robb zomg!! says:
46%
SAM Scoot Scoots says:
lol use her as the whole scooter
SAM Scoot Scoots says:
then u could make rly bad jks like "im guna whip my gf"
' robb zomg!! says:
haha
' robb zomg!! says:
im guna xride my girlfriend
' robb zomg!! says:
lol well this is dumb
SAM Scoot Scoots says:
hahaah
' robb zomg!! says:
lets put it with the rest of the dumb shit
' robb zomg!! says:
on SR CONVO thread
' robb zomg!! says:
or just sr
SAM Scoot Scoots says:
my life belongs in that thread
' robb zomg!! says:
gnar
 
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briflip

Member
Chris Bendel ! said:
Chriss Bendel: would you have any tips
Chriss Bendel: to stay awake in school
Hairymonks123: no dude
Hairymonks123: holy shit
Hairymonks123: when i knwo im gonna fall asleep
Chriss Bendel: lmao
Hairymonks123: NOTHIGN can stop it
Hairymonks123: like
Hairymonks123: ill be writing notes
Hairymonks123: and fall assleep
Hairymonks123: and wake up
Hairymonks123: and i made up words
Hairymonks123: itll look like this
Chriss Bendel: hahahahaha
Hairymonks123: alfjeiesk- dieh alki jeaus
Hairymonks123: as if it was real
Hairymonks123: with the definition
Chriss Bendel: lmao!
Hairymonks123: lol
Hairymonks123: and my words get smaller
Hairymonks123: and smaller
Chriss Bendel: lmao
Hairymonks123: i could go back to my notebooks
Chriss Bendel: i cant write when im asleep
Hairymonks123: from last semester
Hairymonks123: and be like WTF
Hairymonks123: lol
Hairymonks123: thats wehre i feelll asleep
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this is the best convo EVERRRRRRRRRRRRR
 
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Shelby Grimnes

Member
Me kevin and my friend matty in DQ

Matty (looking at the coupon board)- Wtf they still sell pagers?
Kevin- HAHAHA wtf
Matty- "Hey what are you doing this weekend, uhh idk call my pager."
 
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charles

Member
CharlessDoidge (5:16:44 PM): i asked her if she was a virgn then shes like no
CharlessDoidge (5:16:50 PM): then i was like, how many times?
CharlessDoidge (5:16:54 PM): and she isnt texting back
CharlessDoidge (5:16:55 PM): hahah
goldenfrodawg (5:17:03 PM): lol
CharlessDoidge (5:17:12 PM): hopefully its like she got busy or something
goldenfrodawg (5:17:19 PM): just be like, i don't care as long as you're not loose
goldenfrodawg (5:17:20 PM): haha
CharlessDoidge (5:17:30 PM): haha thats kinda fucked up
CharlessDoidge (5:17:57 PM): but ya i dont wanna ride a loose fodly mech
goldenfrodawg (5:17:58 PM): exactly haha
goldenfrodawg (5:18:08 PM): yeah man, they just get looser the more you ride them
CharlessDoidge (5:18:15 PM): i know, then they break
CharlessDoidge (5:18:20 PM): foldy*
CharlessDoidge (5:18:30 PM): then no one wants them! hahaha
goldenfrodawg (5:20:20 PM): lol
goldenfrodawg (5:20:23 PM): sucks
goldenfrodawg (5:20:31 PM): and that's why you don't ride loose foldys
CharlessDoidge (5:20:45 PM): i know, cuz then u have to stick 3 things in ti
CharlessDoidge (5:20:46 PM): it*
goldenfrodawg (5:21:09 PM): well you have to in the beginning
goldenfrodawg (5:21:15 PM): usually
goldenfrodawg (5:21:19 PM): unless it's welded
goldenfrodawg (5:21:27 PM): i have no idea how that ties back to a vagina
CharlessDoidge (5:21:33 PM): ya u lost me....
CharlessDoidge (5:21:35 PM): NOOB
goldenfrodawg (5:21:37 PM): lol
CharlessDoidge (5:21:40 PM): haha
 
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