Funny shit you do in school

Bear Grylls

Bear Grylls

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proudlefty said:
I made my spanish teacher cry twice. She is like emotionally unlatched or some shit like that. There's so many things, "Tyler, why didn't you do your homework?" "Why did you run over your cat with your car?" Commence crying. It makes me feel bad but how could u not jump on it wen the woman's husband left her at her own wedding, ran over her 15 year old cat with her car, who's parents hate her.
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lolol
 
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Jake Scooters

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1. Friend: Can i go to the bathroom?
Teacher: No
Friend: Either you let me go to the bathroom or i whip it out and piss on the floor

2. Ghetto Mexican girl: Walk Faster!
Friend: Hey Puto shut the fuck up
The dean heard it all and told him to walk his mouth.
 
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Spicy McHaggis

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hey started talking shit bout my life so i stood up and got in his face and was screaming at him. towards the end i was all " you know what you skinny, hairy piece of shit? i hope you go home tonight and lay next to your pathetic excuse of a wife and feel like shit for what you said(this is where he started choking up and trying to talk but i wouldnt let him and he had tears in his eye cuz i have been screaming at him for 30 minutes now). and you know what mr. fairley there is two options i see here: A. I request to get this class next year with you as my teacher, or B. you pass me or so help me god ill make your life next a living hell!"

I passed that class not doing shit the rest of the year!
 
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proudlefty

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Spicy McHaggis said:
hey started talking shit bout my life so i stood up and got in his face and was screaming at him. towards the end i was all " you know what you skinny, hairy piece of shit? i hope you go home tonight and lay next to your pathetic excuse of a wife and feel like shit for what you said(this is where he started choking up and trying to talk but i wouldnt let him and he had tears in his eye cuz i have been screaming at him for 30 minutes now). and you know what mr. fairley there is two options i see here: A. I request to get this class next year with you as my teacher, or B. you pass me or so help me god ill make your life next a living hell!"

I passed that class not doing shit the rest of the year!
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lololol haul ass son
 
Jossy

Jossy

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Spicy McHaggis said:
hey started talking shit bout my life so i stood up and got in his face and was screaming at him. towards the end i was all " you know what you skinny, hairy piece of shit? i hope you go home tonight and lay next to your pathetic excuse of a wife and feel like shit for what you said(this is where he started choking up and trying to talk but i wouldnt let him and he had tears in his eye cuz i have been screaming at him for 30 minutes now). and you know what mr. fairley there is two options i see here: A. I request to get this class next year with you as my teacher, or B. you pass me or so help me god ill make your life next a living hell!"

I passed that class not doing shit the rest of the year!
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Haha you are my fucking hero
 
alfie wisker

alfie wisker

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i made my sport teacher cry twice because i just keep saying noo and then he walked out and i just walked out of class
 
EdFace

EdFace

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today in Metalshop, we were doing bookwork, and it was all quiet, so I made this farting sound with my armpit, and it was super loud and everyone in the class was convinced that this kid sitting next to me had actually farted, and everyone moved away from him. it was pretty funny x)
 
Evan.

Evan.

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I'm going to start a puke fight, everyone knows at least one person that throws up when they see someone throw up, I'll start a huge chain reaction!
 
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360Faraji

I got myself banned.
(no racism intended, i am black)

We were done with our activity thing for the day so he said for us to play a class game or something so I volunteered to do hangman. but instead of drawing a guy on a post i drew a black guy hanging in a tree with burning crosses in the back ground. he didnt get it but the class did.

Or we had this sub who had kinda curly jewfro-ish hair and there was a short wall in the class but only her hair stuck out. we shot spitwads into her hair and later she brushed her hair and pulled out a bunch of them and yelled at the class. then we watched a movie and we shot them at the TV.

And one of my teachers would play music in the mornings, (we have a open layout building) and id turn it on real quick and turn the volume all the way up and it would scare the shit out of the teacher.
 
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