FUNNY THINGs THAT HAPPEN AT THE SKATEPARK

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russian serjey

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ok so my friend alex went to the skate park with me..and he is good but sucks at tech..he goes up a little 3 foot quarter does a rock to faikie and when he ig going down his break cought the wheel and he fell on his ass and some little 3 year old was behind him and alexes scooter flip behind him and hit the little kid in the head...hahah but he was wearing a helmet and then he went and cried but me and dalton could not stop laughing..hahahaha
 
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mat

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a long time ago, my friend was going full speed off this ledge on his bike at the elementary school and some little toddler kid ran in the way. my friend hit the kid hard, and he got tangled up in the back wheel or something and was flung up in the air, off the ledge at a high speed. this caused him to literally do a 3/4backflip corked 540 thing about 4 feet in the air and land flat on his ass. then his mom came running up screaming at us and the kid stood up and was like "lol i ok lol" it was crazy.

wow mine grammarz sucks
 
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team_punishment

dargersaurus rex
omg on friday i was at the skatepark and this roller blade chick was hauling ass and some stick flipper got in his way and she took his asss out. she was like whatever haha

and today some kid thought he was cool because he brought his dirtbike to the skatepark. the thing was real ghetto with messed up fenders and no gas cap. so he decides to ride up this bank with a 7 foot qp next to it. so i tell my friends wouldnt it be awesome if he just slid out and his bike fell in. half a second later he slides out on to of the qp, his bike falls in and he is holding it with one hand and barley manages to pull it out of the qp.

the he comes back later and has his friend tow him while he has some roller blades on, so i decide to film him. as he is going along the sidewalk he lets go and just eats shit. unfortunaley for me a big van was in the way so i couldnt see

and just change the title of this thread to funny skatepark stories or something like that
 
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skinner

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haha my friend snaked a roller blader nd nearly knocked him out. and he ran into sum bmx'er and snapped his chain
 
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Encarmine

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Lol last week some kid was sitting on our 4ft spine and I was like "Dude your gonna get hurt wanna move" and he just shrugged, so i ignored him.
But then I tried to whip it and it hit the kid in the face like real hard, I jumped off span round and was like "shit are you alright" and he just looked at me then a bit of blood came out his mouth and he started crying and ran away, everyone was like "props for getting him off the ramp, dude", but it was an accident heh.

Another funny thing is this 10 year old kid came in on a scooter and spent 45 minutes trying to drop in this 3ft quarter on one side of the box me and my friends were seshing, it was so funny. He was seriously just standing there for like an hour haha.
 
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Chaseme37

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^^^ hahaha that is soooo freaking funny dude, that sounds like it would hurt so bad

ha k so there's this grubby little red-head kid that chills at my park that literally looks like golem, he's like 7-10 years old or something like that, and he just cruises around on his new A. he constantly comes up to me and asks me the dumbest freaking questions, like "can you 370?" (no, not 360. 370). one time he was standing there and I did a 540 to fakie off this ramp right in front of him, and as soon as I slid to ragular and stopped riding he asked "can you bunnyhop?" I'm like "no dude, I can't bunnyhop it's so hard"

haha k sorry one more about this kid. I spent a day the other day pretty much exclusively doing 720's, just trying to get them dialed. then the grubby kid is off trying 180's but he doesn't even have enough speed to go up the ramp and he just jumps off his scooter and spins a 180. then he comes up to me and says (imagine the most annoying voice in the world as you read this) "I'm just trying to do what you're doing over there but I just can't keep my feet on or something I don't really know, maybe I have too much speed" and I am so sick of him I just go "YEAH?! OH MY GOSH THAT IS SO AWESOME! WOW!" haha that's all I ever say to him now, just cut him off mid sentence and just yell that haha
 
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mat

Steel Member
someone post the blue shirt kid video.
and marshmallow from tic. i still haven't seen him yet.

at one park i go to, moms take their little kids to run around and slide down the ramps without any sort of wheeled object. then they try to bitch and yell at you if you ask the kids to move or get close.

also, as a matter of principal, i dont do tailwhips on command.
 
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Julian Stevens

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omfg matt. marshmallow from TIC. that ----ing kid follows me all over TIC, "do you wanna buy my bars?" "how do you turndown flat?" "sell me a metalcore" "PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE' lmfao. I HATE HIM SO MUCH.
 
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ghost24

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I want to punt a busy road onto Marshmallow.
However, the laws of physics are preventing me from acheiving this goal.
Damn you, reality, damn you.
 
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