FUNNY THINGs THAT HAPPEN AT THE SKATEPARK

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Chandler Olsen

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chandler olsen said:
This is the best story EVER!!!!!

So today me and my friends were riding woodinville and my friend that bikes (cole cook) did a tuck over a pyramid on his bike but didnt get enough air so he bashed his balls on his seat and did a face plant. so then hes sitting over on the side and im talkin to him and he says "jeez my balls are bleeding (sarcastically)" so this really young little kid says "i dont believe you, show em" so cole says "you want to see my dick?" and the kid says "ya! i see my dads penis all the time. like in the mornings hes naked and i play with it and he pees. but its not like my pee it white". so all my friends are like on the ground and (i have a video of all this ill post later this week).




EDIT: so then we asked him if he played with his moms vagina and he said "ya it funny i stick my hand in like this and she makes a funny noise"


so then i get my camera and have him say alot of it again but his story changed a lil but its still amazing.


will update later.


VIDEO IS UP!!!11!1!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKvqWRSD6Rg
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bringin it over.
 
robtom123

robtom123

Bronze member
i am bumping this thread i know it is a big bump ahha but it is better than making an entirely new thread


some kid kept saying skyhigh scooters was a fake website

there is a football field behind the skatepark i was at and somebody shot the football missed.... and it went into the skatepark and hit some kid in the face while he was dropping in he stacked soo hard ahhahhaha
 
Hunter Treviranus

Hunter Treviranus

Silver Member
okay okay ready........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... so i was at clairemont skatepark and i got snaked : o
 
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LuckyClover

Member
lol me and my friendsjust came back to sayerville skatepark from pizzahut and were waiting to go in the bowl. My one friend was ripping ass, one fart after the other and this one skater was grinding the side of the bowl, he took one wiff of the stank and froze up and fell backwards down like 5 feet. Me and my friends were dieing for like 15 minutes :D lol
 
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LuckyClover

Member
Oh and a few weeks later we came back to sayerville and i happen to be with my little brother. We were riding for a while and went baack to the bowl lol. We were standing next to this emo bmx'er chick and my friend kept looking at her i think lol. She started saying "stop looking at me! ill smack you in the face!" then she started yelling "who's first!?" me being a wiseass went " MEE!" and all my friends including wy little brother pointed to me lol. She took off her helmet and began to dome rock me over and over again. I was histericlly laughing and started to ride away screaming " F--- PMS!" haha and then like 30mins later my little brother looked at her and laughed and she went "i cant hit you your too little id feel bad" and i aggreed and told her that she could hit me just leave him alone lol and then she continued to dome rock me over and over untill i just walked away. Me and my friends were dieng laughing for hours
 
Connorh333

Connorh333

Steel Member
I went to woodbridge skatepark and this one kid as talking so much shit... He said "Do you want me to fucking quint-whip the hip too." I was messing with him though... haha! Okay, bu twhen he did it he busted ass and fell down the euro...
 
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LuckyClover

Member
haha the most that ever happened to me at woodbridge was one of my legs went with my scooter down the hump and the other stayed on the box, and then i did some type of flying roll out of it to land..... lol
 
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