FUNNY THINGs THAT HAPPEN AT THE SKATEPARK

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Shelby Grimnes

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Jason Beggs said:
john farted in some little mexican girls face while jumping off a bank (she was poking her head through the gate to watch) and she started crying really hard and ran away

it was so funny i pretty much fell over


also a really funny crash that was really gnarly was when i collided with johnny boon at the SD miniramp
pretty gnar but luckily i was baked so i didnt really feel the pain... but i got straight laid out
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Johns airport story is funny as hell too.
 
Chaseme37

Chaseme37

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Cory VanLew said:
haha i know i dint even mean to ha ha as i came around poff there he was hahaha little b---- was holdin his mouth and crying haha... kinda felt bad but thats what happens when you mess with me
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it sounds like me and you would be best friends haha

and wow dude that fart in the girls face story I was laughing so hard hahaha
 
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Encarmine

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Shelby Grimnes said:
So at tempe a while ago when i was skateboarding I was trying to 50-50 around this quarter and this little kid didn't move off the top of the quarter (he was dropping in to fly out on his skateboard) and I slammed into him and he fell off the ledge of the quarter, i felt so bad.

Then another time I was trying to do a run on my scooter and this kid dropped his board in the bowl on purpose so I just flew his board up the quarter and over the fence and told him to go home and he walked all the way home it was great.
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Hahahahahaha dude thats so funny, I can imagine that.
And then his parents would be like "Whyd you come home" and he would say "Because a big kid on a scooter told me to" hahaha
 
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Jamie Gantz

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one time thiskid was at the skatepark and he kept gettin in the way and stuff so these skateboarders got ticked and one of them just rammed the kid. i was hilarious!!
 
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Spencer281

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i'm like crying imagining john farting in some beaner chicks face.

theres so many incidences of little kids or faggots eating shit or getting hella embarrassed

I gotta say the funniest things ever were when these little kids were in the way of the landing when you flyout the bowl of my local. so this kid i ride with is just like fuck this so he drops in and throws a 360 literally like over this kid. the expression on the kids face left me laughing forever.

and the time when this kid that i raped at skating was giving me and eric ostrom and some other kids shit for riding scooters and were like " wait, you're wearing a helmet." so we snake this kid forever and then i'm like " wtf, ur wearing a fucking wakeboarding helmet". and hes just like " at least i'm not gonna have brain damage when i'm older" and he just like sprints out of the park. it sounds stupid but he was almost crying when he told us that so it was hilarious. i get too much pleasure from watching little kids be retarted
 
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demo

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yeah, i hit a pole while looking at mine phone, it knoched me out, and i got it up the as_ with my break lever.... nick darger was there
 
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dandadawg68

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lol me and this kid were just talking waiting to drop in and this kid was going around the bowl and he goes up and his wheel hits the coping and slides in his brother was standing right there and he gets up and says he broke his wrist and climbs out with both hands and just starts running away from the skatepark it was hilarious
also the same day this annoying --- biker who was throwing this little kids scooter goes up to grind on this gianormus rail completely misses it and falls stomach first and just starts holding his stomach he said he broke his ribs after that when i was leaving i saw an ambulance leaving lol who do u think accually broke a bone?
 
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mynameisjaymez

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There was a camp at my local park.
My scooter is like Pink
And all the little 6 year old girls are like : I LIKE YOU SCOOTER.
lmao !
And i did a tree sixty down a set and the one girls like:
"WHOAH HE DID A CIRCLE !"
lmao x2 !
 
cory

cory

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Nick Darger 951 said:
Cory VanLew said:
Well a couple of weekends ago some little s--- was talkin s---- about scooters and how everyone who rides one is a f--.. this just happened to be my home park so everyone knew me and was like scooter whip him in the face and i was like ok when i get the chance... so after like 20 min of riding i decided now was time. :D so i started tryin triple whip 3's and on this particular time he happened to be in my way and about 3/4 of the way arond he caught a deck to the grill and i layed his a-- out hahaha
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damn dude you are my hero
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yeah ask kenny and raymond i do work
 
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rayan17

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well, my friend was laying down on the pyramid
and he told me to tripple over him. so i went for it and i dropped in, my fork snapped and i landed on my ass and the deck shot out and smacked him in the face
theres a good way to lose some teeth
 
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russian serjey

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i got brand new jean..went to the skatepark and after half an hour i try finger whipping the pyramid and i land and my kness and slide down the bank and now i have 2 holes in my new jeans...:(
 
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codyferner

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this guy asking why ryan frazer had a hannah montana stickers on his bars.

also i fell trying to 360 the pyramid and i fell i ripped the whole side of my shorts off.
i tried to tape em back together but it didnt work so i rode the rest of the day with my boxxers falling out
 
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