FUNNY THINGs THAT HAPPEN AT THE SKATEPARK
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Michael Martinez
Michael Martinez
ok today at my local so many skaters hogging the bowl and i tell this kid jus drop in on them u ride a scooter they get more hurt he goes hits a little girl dropping in then he drops in when a skater is about to and the skater east mad shitt haha
JarradSmith
Jarrad Smith (Gen Y)
at my local local( i no i said local local, i have 2, one is closer and more my local then the other local... did that make sense???) we and my frend were scootin rite when this car pulls up and these 2 little kids come out and start riding, after a while we talked to them and found out that their older brother just got his L's and was driving around. Around every 10mins the car kept coming bak then going again then after about 2hours the car came bak 2 pik up the kids and the car was like fully totaled where the front bonnet was, it this big chunk of plastic fully dragging along as they left, and we were just staring at it, then we went "...LOL...LOL...LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL" it was so funny. U had to be there
humpurple kushiones
Steel Member
bump.
me and ralph were chilling on this bank it goes like 9 feet up and theres a flat.
well there was a ramp there with nothing behind it because it was at the edge and directly 9 feet under it was a 5000+ dollar fax machine. (edge of skatepark.) so he goes to 180 the ramp and the ramp moves back over the edge and almost falls 9 feet to the fax machine. ralph shit himself i i was dieing.
funn ass --- ---- --------- day
me and ralph were chilling on this bank it goes like 9 feet up and theres a flat.
well there was a ramp there with nothing behind it because it was at the edge and directly 9 feet under it was a 5000+ dollar fax machine. (edge of skatepark.) so he goes to 180 the ramp and the ramp moves back over the edge and almost falls 9 feet to the fax machine. ralph shit himself i i was dieing.
funn ass --- ---- --------- day
i was at extreme wheels with my friend ryan. We were hitting up the pyramid and as my friend went this kid ran right out infront of him as hes going full speed and the kid got completely laid out! The kid gets up and goes im so sorry it was all my fault, and i fell on the floor laughing so hard cuz i thought the kid was really hurt hahahaha it was funny as hell.
I was doin a little line on this ramp at woodward and i'm just clearing a transfer and my friend andrew straight across from me it coming down a mini half pipe (i guess you could say) and we slam right into each other head on and i knock him right over. My friends sister got it on camera. It was pretty cool. Oh and did I mention that he is like 15 and i'm only 12 and he was way taller than me. But yeah it was still pretty funny.
i wer at the w0rks and this dude on a scooter (he was rubbish) kept on snaking me for bout 2 hours, at this point i wer so angry i chucked ma scooter at him and he started crying-and bleeding at same time. because i did that, i got kicked out, and on ma way home i found out i had bent my t-bar
i was bit narked off cos of dat
lol still worth it i supose.
i was bit narked off cos of dat
lol still worth it i supose.
JSkillet26
Member
someone dropped a joint and it burned their leg
Jon.
Steel Member
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humpurple kushiones
Steel Member
well its expensive
those were mach 2's noob
and my bad sp
those were mach 2's noob
and my bad sp
humpurple kushiones
Steel Member
no i mean like a 4 foot tall scanner copy/ fax machine
Chandler Olsen
Member
This is the best story EVER!!!!!
So today me and my friends were riding woodinville and my friend that bikes (cole cook) did a tuck over a pyramid on his bike but didnt get enough air so he bashed his balls on his seat and did a face plant. so then hes sitting over on the side and im talkin to him and he says "jeez my balls are bleeding (sarcastically)" so this really young little kid says "i dont believe you, show em" so cole says "you want to see my dick?" and the kid says "ya! i see my dads penis all the time. like in the mornings hes naked and i play with it and he pees. but its not like my pee it white". so all my friends are like on the ground and (i have a video of all this ill post later this week).
EDIT: so then we asked him if he played with his moms vagina and he said "ya it funny i stick my hand in like this and she makes a funny noise"
so then i get my camera and have him say alot of it again but his story changed a lil but its still amazing.
will update later.
VIDEO IS UP!!!11!1!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKvqWRSD6Rg
So today me and my friends were riding woodinville and my friend that bikes (cole cook) did a tuck over a pyramid on his bike but didnt get enough air so he bashed his balls on his seat and did a face plant. so then hes sitting over on the side and im talkin to him and he says "jeez my balls are bleeding (sarcastically)" so this really young little kid says "i dont believe you, show em" so cole says "you want to see my dick?" and the kid says "ya! i see my dads penis all the time. like in the mornings hes naked and i play with it and he pees. but its not like my pee it white". so all my friends are like on the ground and (i have a video of all this ill post later this week).
EDIT: so then we asked him if he played with his moms vagina and he said "ya it funny i stick my hand in like this and she makes a funny noise"
so then i get my camera and have him say alot of it again but his story changed a lil but its still amazing.
will update later.
VIDEO IS UP!!!11!1!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKvqWRSD6Rg