Girls. The help thread.

Aaron

Silver Member
Tyler Wheeland. said:
i know what you mean.
but what if its just like awkward
like you have no clue what to say or w,e,
If it is REALLY awkward, make something up, like mine is "the awkward turtle" you put your hands on top of each other with the thumbs sticking out, and roll them around, and then they're like lol wut?
Bam! Convo started.
If not, just play around with them.
Poke them (WITH YOUR FINGER) or something similar, they'll be like, why did you do that? Hence, convo started.
 

Tylerr.

Super Moderator
Staff member
OMG.
i poke girls when it gets awkward
and iits reallllllly fucking funny (to me)
hahaha.
 

Kyper

Member
Tyler Wheeland. said:
Jake Carlyon said:
Tyler Wheeland. said:
i tried making this thread
it failed
hahah.
how does everyone keep like the awkawrdness out?
you can pretty much stop any moment being awkward, just don't make it awkward.

if you dont get what im saying i mean like when something awkward happens dont just sit there and go quiet haha, just keep conversation flowing and change the subject or laugh it off or something.
i know what you mean.
but what if its just like awkward
like you have no clue what to say or w,e,
Make a joke. That's how I always start talking to a girl. Just find something in the environment around you and make it hilarious. I've been lucky on three occasions to have a handicap person nearby so I've been able to make easy jokes.
 

JamieBowe

Member
The solution. (this worked the other night)

Jamie: Hey, Whats your friends name?
Fat hoe: Brooke
Jamie: K laders hoe

Jamie: Oi Brooke..
Brooke: Yeah?
Jamie: How old are you?
Brooke: 17, You?
Jamie: 16
Jamie: Wanna hook up?
Brooke: Yer k.
 

Matt Ogle

Member
seriously, if you really want girl advice, dont ask it here. (Hence the responses thus far). Talk to one of your good friends about it or a brother or older friend.

Awkward- Unless something REALLY awkward happens (like you fart in front of her or something, which if that happens you already failed), there shouldnt be any awkwardness.
Tips: Dont position yourself as someone "inferior" to her. AKA- HAVE CONFIDENCE. If you feel like shit compared to a girl, than naturally you will feel out of place and awkward. Granted, if you have confidence and realize she is JUST A HUMAN BEING AND NOT A GODDESS, than you will realize if you are yourself and she doesnt like that- she wasnt meant for you. Move on to girl 2.
Tip #2- DONT TALK ABOUT SCOOTERS IN FRONT OF HER IMMEDIATELY! Become friends with her and than in time once she bonds with you first, she can accept this part much easier. (aka- if you tell her upfront her reaction will be to judge you and be typical and think you are either weird or fascinating. usually weird)

Thats all. Any questions?
 

Evan.

Member
Matt Ogle said:
seriously, if you really want girl advice, dont ask it here. (Hence the responses thus far). Talk to one of your good friends about it or a brother or older friend.

Awkward- Unless something REALLY awkward happens (like you fart in front of her or something, which if that happens you already failed), there shouldnt be any awkwardness.
Tips: Dont position yourself as someone "inferior" to her. AKA- HAVE CONFIDENCE. If you feel like shit compared to a girl, than naturally you will feel out of place and awkward. Granted, if you have confidence and realize she is JUST A HUMAN BEING AND NOT A GODDESS, than you will realize if you are yourself and she doesnt like that- she wasnt meant for you. Move on to girl 2.
Tip #2- DONT TALK ABOUT SCOOTERS IN FRONT OF HER IMMEDIATELY! Become friends with her and than in time once she bonds with you first, she can accept this part much easier. (aka- if you tell her upfront her reaction will be to judge you and be typical and think you are either weird or fascinating. usually weird)

Thats all. Any questions?

This man seems to know what he's doing...

WITCH!!!!
 
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