Good comebacks.

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scootcb

Member
Well i kinda need some new ones so put some ones you know. If they arnt good dont post them please. (im gonna use them on a fat, new kid that talks really fast cuz she told me off and i just laughed so i didnt have enough time to get a comeback.. it was HELARIOUS cuz she is new and she talks REALLY fast and has a small accent)

Thanks.
 
Kyper

Kyper

Member
Here's what you tell her. It's what I tell my women when I want them to shut the hell up.

You know I think I have a theory about why you're such a bitch. You see, you matured earlier in life then most girls, that and you started putting out around 12. So now you can't look at yourself in the mirror because all you see is a whore. So you go around and insult people to make yourself feel good because when you hit 19 and you're all used up, you'll know that your just a chalky burlap sack that not even your step dad will want to touch.
 
D= its sam!!

D= its sam!!

Ex-Staff
I know you are but what am I.

You shouldnt talk about your mum like that.

Your mum.

You like willys.



good stuff ^^^
 
Scott Trainer

Scott Trainer

Super Moderator
Staff member
when she starts saying stuff to u just say stuff like what?
who?
where?
really?
me too!
cool.
when?

i always do it to people, sometimes it doesnt make sense and they spend like 5 minutes trying to figure out wat u meant by it
 
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JDBen

BST Moderator
Staff member
Scootcb said:
JDBen said:
i thought SR was trying to avoid vulgar language,not help spread it,XD
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im not using it ON SR... soo who cares i just need help with some ideas.
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oh ok then ha XD

when she has a go at you,slowly turn around until your facing opposite her.
just keep saying "and?" or "so?"
say "jesus christ your voice just droans,its quite annoying to be honest"
punch her in the face.
 
M

Mattt.C

I own WSP.
IF she ever says '' I'm pretty im hot im everytthing your not", you can say(with a straight face) im not gay. works wonders :}.

or you can mimic her laugh.
 
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scott a

Member
Kyper said:
Here's what you tell her. It's what I tell my women when I want them to shut the hell up.

You know I think I have a theory about why you're such a bitch. You see, you matured earlier in life then most girls, that and you started putting out around 12. So now you can't look at yourself in the mirror because all you see is a whore. So you go around and insult people to make yourself feel good because when you hit 19 and you're all used up, you'll know that your just a chalky burlap sack that not even your step dad will want to touch.
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family guy..
 
D

domd

Dom_Dalbert
ok so your talking to some slut if they talk crap say "so how bout you clap for everytime you got the clap." "id say you will be clapping for a couple days."
 
Kyper

Kyper

Member
Scott A said:
Kyper said:
Here's what you tell her. It's what I tell my women when I want them to shut the hell up.

You know I think I have a theory about why you're such a bitch. You see, you matured earlier in life then most girls, that and you started putting out around 12. So now you can't look at yourself in the mirror because all you see is a whore. So you go around and insult people to make yourself feel good because when you hit 19 and you're all used up, you'll know that your just a chalky burlap sack that not even your step dad will want to touch.
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And it works every time. Never said I made it up.
 
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