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Matt Dibble

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I dont know what to call this thread...

uhhhh hi? my ego wont let me say anything more polite so basically just fuck off
 

Jordan Jasa

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I dont know what to call this thread...

AWESOME STORY FOLLOWS BELOW!!!!! PLEASE READ, IT'LL CHANGE YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :))))) <33333

ok so i get cold a lot ya know, with the cold iowa winters of course, and so turn on this old fashioned heater thing, and point it at me so i'm here on SR with the thing heating my up. So everything is cool until i smell something burning. Of course, since i'm an idiot, i ignore it, dismissing it as just something getting singged in the heater. Then, lo and behold, poof! theres something on fire in the heater. So now i'm like, "oh shit what do i do?" and i just watch the damn thing burn itself off. oh and i also turned it off and pulled the cord from the outlet. i was gonna take it outside and pour some water on it but i was to lazy to get a glass so i was like watever. and then i went back to the computer and instead of the heater heating my i got 2 blankets. now i'm warm. thank you for your time, if you read this all you deserve a cookie :)
 
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