I dont know what to call this thread...
The Mystery of The Half-Eaten Carrots.
Kenny Owenss: are you santa claus?
giveitall09: thats what they say
Kenny Owenss: I saw you one time sitting on my favorite chair when i was 5
Kenny Owenss: btw, your reindeers left a mess on my roof with the carrots we left them.
giveitall09: are you suree?
Kenny Owenss: yeah im sure. They were half-eaten and thrown around.
giveitall09: well it couldve beenthe homeless guy on the corner?
giveitall09: eehh
Kenny Owenss: nah, we give him banananananas.
giveitall09: well he couldve went on the roof hmm?
Kenny Owenss: well, i suppose. But he doesnt have legs
Kenny Owenss: just nubs
giveitall09: is he a good climber?
Kenny Owenss: not exactly.
Kenny Owenss: he jumped up a curb and started screaming cause of the height
Kenny Owenss: so i dont think it coulda been him
giveitall09: well birds like carrots ehh?
Kenny Owenss: we dont have any ridiculously large sized birds in the area to even be able to fit this carrot in their mouth
Kenny Owenss: its the big kinds, with the green thing at the end....the ones bugs bunny eats
giveitall09: hmmm
giveitall09: that you get at hannafords
giveitall09: ehh
Kenny Owenss: sorry, i have no fucking idea what hannafords is. I got the carrots from peter cottontail.
giveitall09: that jewish fuckstick
giveitall09: i told him not to give them to anybody
giveitall09: scorn that mofucker
Kenny Owenss: is santa getting angry?
giveitall09: noonoo
giveitall09: just cotton tail that jew
Kenny Owenss: i dont think he's jewish, he doesnt wear a shruken beanie on his head.
Kenny Owenss: but his nose is big.
giveitall09: indeed
The mystery was never solved.