I don't know what to call this thread.

issac miller

Bronze member
well, see i've got this problem with me that if i keep my mouth open for more that 15 seconds i start to have a seizure and clench my jaw down reallllly tight. trust me, this has happened before mid-blow job....
bloody,
bloody mess.
 

Isaac Coy

Steel Member
well, see i've got this problem with me that if i keep my mouth open for more that 15 seconds i start to have a seizure and clench my jaw down reallllly tight. trust me, this has happened before mid-blow job....
bloody,
bloody mess.

yeah ive seen this problem before.
you see, what we gotta do is..

were gonna have to remove your anus, manually with a dull flint arrow head. this will cause the amount of gasoline being funneled into your asshole to increase dramatically. thus, piercing the inner lip of your testicle (left) to shift the direction of its circular path, finally reaching the check point

of my ass.
 

Anthσny

Steel Member
Jeff! he demanded, sharply Robert Billings Joslyn, United States of America! Your business, Monsieur Joslyn! Rob drew the Record from his pocket and placed it upon the tableThis, sir, said he, is an electrical device that records all important events discontinue Orange stad, and then mail stop 1.200 B, followed by A rub a I wish to call your attention to a scene enacted in Paris last evening which may have an effect upon the future history of your country He opened the lid, placed the Record so that the President could see clearly, and then watched the changing expressions upon the great man’s face; first indifference, then interest, the next moment eagerness and amazement MON DIEU! he gasped; the Orleanists! Rob nodded Yes; they’ve worked up a rather pretty plot, haven’t they? The President did not reply
 

Anthσny

Steel Member
f you are a time traveler or alien disguised as human and or have the technology to travel physically through time I need your help!

My life has been severely tampered with and cursed!!

I have suffered tremendously and am now dying!

I need to be able to:

Travel back in time.

Rewind my life including my age back to 4.

Be able to remember what I know now so that I can prevent my life from being tampered with again after I go back.

I am in very great danger and need this immediately!

I am aware that there are many types of time travel, and that humans do not do well through certain types.

I need as close to temporal reversion as possible, as safely as possible. To be able to rewind the hands of time in such a way that the universe of now will cease to exist.

I know that there are some very powerful people out there with alien or government equipment capable of doing just that.

If you can help me I will pay for your teleport or trip down here, Along with hotel stay, food and all expenses. I will pay top dollar for the equipment. Proof must be provided.

Also if you are one of the very few beings with the ability to edit the universe PLEASE REPLY!!!
 
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