Joke Thread?

[JarradSmith]

Ummm, post any good jokes you know, not some stupid shitty old joke.

Got this one from Ryan

Whats the only postitive thing about ethiopians?




HIV.

 

[ben-pat-bro]

what do you call a Gay Dinosaur
A Megasorearse
lols.

 

[JarradSmith]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Adam21]

what did the farmer say to the other farmer? where farmers.

what did tarzan say when he saw the elaphants coming? the elephants are coming.

 

[JarradSmith]

Ha ha.

 

[2155]

Womans rights.

 

[ryanlovegays]

whatdid the farmer say when he lost his trackter?
wheres my trackter.


what did the tracker say when he lost his farmer?
nothing trackters cant talk

 

[ashz893scootys]

haha ryan
why do woman have boobs
so ya got somthing to look at while u tal to em nahahaha

 

[JarradSmith]

LOL!

 

[2155]

haha ryan
why do woman have boobs
so ya got somthing to look at while u tal to em nahahaha

FAMILY GUY! YOU THEIF!

 

[rocket2530]

whats brown and sticky?
A stick.

And this is for you benny boy

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur
a lickalotopuss

 

[JarradSmith]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA
Lickalotopuss ahahaha

 

[Mattt.C]

If i have a cricket ball in one hand and another cricket ball in the other hand, what do i have?











A bloody big cricket.

 

[JamieBowe]

Womans rights.

i lol'd.

 

[nick_is_me1]

haha lol at ashz and dean.

 

[ReeceRidez]

whats long and black................the line at centrelink

 

[ben-pat-bro]

OMG, HAHAHAA!!

 

[mick h]

how long does it take for an abbo to do a shit?

9 months

why is santas sack so big?

cause he only comes once a year

 

[liamscoots9]

hahaahhahahahahaha

 

[ReeceRidez]

what do you call a bunch of blakc people in a river....................coco pops