Joke Thread?

[2155]

wat do u do wen u see an abo with half a face? stop laughing and reload

HAHAHAHAHHA holy shit i laughed so hard then.


An abbo gets on the bus with one shoe on. Bus driver sais, mate, lost a shoe have we?

abbo replies. Nah mate i found one.

 

[saltwater]

There's 2 muffin in the oven, the first muffin said 'jeeze its hot in here'
The second muffin said 'OMG A TALKIN MUFFIN' :O

Whats blue and smells like paint?
Blue paint.

Whats yellow and and smells like blue paint?
Yellow paint.

Whats green and smells like green paint?
Blue and yellow paint making out!

 

[Adam21]

What's the best thing about a blow job from an Ethiopian woman?
You know she'll swallow

 

[ryan kruse]

Why are black people so fast?

The slow ones are in jail.

 

[brinddy]

whats long and black?

the center]

already sed las lol

 

[brinddy]

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ahahah slow down on the racisms boys.

bwit man there jokes its all for fun im not racist lol just find em funny im aboriginal dude

haha yer same brudda, me and DEOON COUSIONS, get me wrap combos and shit noonga.

 

[bennyharradine]

what do you call an aboriginal with dandriff?
a lambington.

 

[Adam21]

How do you stop an Abo from drowning?
Take your foot off his head

 

[nick_is_me1]

What's the best thing about a blow job from an Ethiopian woman?
You know she'll swallow

fuckin LOOOOL
so many of these are sig worthy

 

[Adam21]

Why are Abos called "Boongs"?
Because that's the sound they make as they bounce off your truck's bull-bar

 

[2155]

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[ryan kruse]

why are black people so strong??


tv's are getting heavier

 

[Sean-Turner]

whats the differnce between an abo and a bucket of shit?

the bucket

 

[brinddy]

lol why did u post mesas number

 

[mick h]

whyd the leb cross the road?

to bash the chiken.
whyd a mob of lebs cross the road?

the chiken was winning


how do u beat a leb in a fight?

smash his phone

 

[Sean-Turner]

whyd the leb cross the road?

to bash the chiken.
whyd a mob of lebs cross the road?

the chiken was winning


how do u beat a leb in a fight?

smash his phone

or fight dem under a bridge

tehe

 

[Adam21]

whats the differnce between an abo and a bucket of shit?

the bucket

thats a new one tehe

 

[Sean-Turner]

haha thanx.

my mate told me dat.

 

[Adam21]

haha thanx.

my mate told me dat.

im implying it is very old, a very common indigenous joke

 

[Billie Rainbow]

Thanks mr Buzzkillington