What do you call an Aboriginal cut in Half?
Cherry Ripe.
Why did the Australian Government make Rubbish bins see through?
So Abbo's can go window shopping.
What do you call something black and white rolling around in a gutter?
An abbo and a seagull fighting for scraps.
An abbo was carrying a piece of corogated iron and a 6 pack of stubbies. A random man asked him whats going on? The abbo said" I just been through a bad divorce, wife got the kids, i got the House and contents".
What do you call an abbo with 1 thong.
Lucky.
What do you call an abbo with 2 thongs?
Theif.
What do you call 2 abbos inside an overturned car?
Tenants