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nick_is_me1

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Aaron Bransdon said:
What do you do if a woman is in the loungeroom?
Tighten the chain.

Why don't women need a watch?
There's a clock on the stove.

What do you tell a woman who has 2 black eyes?
Nothing, she's been told twice.

and just for good measure;

How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
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holy shit, hahahahahahhahahahahah

this one is fucked up, but i didnt make it up.

what noise does a baby make when you put them in a microwave?

- i dunno i was to busy masturbating
 
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Rhyley1

Rhyley Saville
Did you know there are female hormones in beer? If you drink too it makes you talk crap and drive horrible.

Two black guys are riding in a car, who's driving?
A cop.


What is the difference between a black guy and a pizza
A pizza can feed a family of four.


What's the difference between batman and a blackman?
Batman can go to the store with out robin.

What do you call a black with no arms?
Trustworthy.

Why are black guys eyes red after sex?
From the pepper spray.

Whats wrong with 5 blacks driving a Cadillac off of a cliff?
The car holds 6.
 
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matt clarke

Member
mick h said:
i might of already said this but anyways

whats 1 leb on the moon? a problem
whats 2 lebs on the moon? a bigger problem
whats all the lebs on the moon? problem solved

:p
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hhhahahah omg lol best joke ever
 
Adam21

Adam21

I got myself banned.
A man arrives to a party late, with a very dinged up car. another guy ask's "why are you so late? what happened?"to which he replies he had hit an aboriginal on the way to the party. "well why is your car so dinged up?"the other fella asks . "Because it took me 3 fences to get to the kunt"
 
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lil borie

Member
a women hooks up with an abo at a night club, the women takes the abop back t her house and ties her self up and says to the abo do what you do best. the abo took off with her tv and dvd player
 
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bennyharradine

Member
NickLisignoli said:
Aaron Bransdon said:
What do you do if a woman is in the loungeroom?
Tighten the chain.

Why don't women need a watch?
There's a clock on the stove.

What do you tell a woman who has 2 black eyes?
Nothing, she's been told twice.

and just for good measure;

How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Click to expand...
holy shit, hahahahahahhahahahahah

this one is fucked up, but i didnt make it up.

what noise does a baby make when you put them in a microwave?

- i dunno i was to busy masturbating
Click to expand...
hahahahah! baby jokes are fucking gold
i said mine before.
how do u fit 10 babies in a bucket?
blender.
how do you get them out?
nacho chips.
 
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jake-m

Member
benny harradine said:
NickLisignoli said:
Aaron Bransdon said:
What do you do if a woman is in the loungeroom?
Tighten the chain.

Why don't women need a watch?
There's a clock on the stove.

What do you tell a woman who has 2 black eyes?
Nothing, she's been told twice.

and just for good measure;

How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Click to expand...
holy shit, hahahahahahhahahahahah

this one is fucked up, but i didnt make it up.

what noise does a baby make when you put them in a microwave?

- i dunno i was to busy masturbating
Click to expand...
hahahahah! baby jokes are fucking gold
i said mine before.
how do u fit 10 babies in a bucket?
blender.
how do you get them out?
nacho chips.
Click to expand...
haha
 
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BackoScoot

Member
whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell out of a tree?

a pool table

why did the boy fall of his bike?

somebody threw a fridge at him
 
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