May 21, 2011

[Dylan Crane]

Get ready to die Jesus is "apperantly" coming back....

 

[Anthσny]

8 more days until everyone knows religion is as real as my pet unicorn.

 

[Zach Hamrick]

8 more days until everyone knows religion is as real as my pet unicorn.

You have a pet unicorn!!!! Share!!!!
And why may 21st?

 

[Kieran Mayhew]

Pfft. I don't care if Jesus comes back on the 21st, I have a Razor comp to go to and he aint gonna stop that!

 

[humpurple kushiones]

if he comes back on may 21st we will just kill him again.

 

[Scott Trainer]

I love how religious people always say you can never tell what gods going to do, his powers are unpredictable and sometimes not very understandable. But yet theyre saying theyre predicting the second coming of Jesus...

Heres me prediction. May 21st: Ill be down the shore for prom weekend. Jesus could just come party with us for a while.

 

[.Gerrit]

Actually, only about 50 crackheads are predicting his second coming.
Every other sane person (christian or not) thinks that it is a load of bullshit.

 

[Bennett_J]

I heard something about this while coming back from ADS the other day...

As this is on the day of my prom I am going to need to fuck my date before 9pm (When it is going to happen)... Middle of the Dance floor maybe?

HAHA

 

[Dylan Crane]

yeah i dont believe any of this shit haha, I CANT WAIT for the 22nd because its going to happen

 

[Scott Trainer]

yeah i dont believe any of this shit haha, I CANT WAIT for the 22nd because its going to happen

Well the 22nd will happen anyway. Everyone keeps saying ZOMG! MAY 21ST IS TEH END OF TEH WORLLLDD!!!
..... No.

May 21st is supposedly the second coming of Jesus, Judgement Day. That begins rapture, which is a supposed 5 month period. The end of the world (according to this BS) will be October 21st.

Im not a religious person, so Im not buying it anyway. But even if you are religious, since when can you predict the acts of god?

 

[Jon.]

regardless of whether or not it happens you know some crazy dickhead is going to try and fake something.

 

[humpurple kushiones]

i hope it does happen, there wont be any religious people in america for 5 months. that sounds gnar.

 

[Rob.]

Dude, we can turn the churches into skateparks.

GNAR.

 

[Tyler Rehard]

i told one of my black friends this and he was like,"but the BET awards are on the 26th..."
i never laughed so hard in my life

 

[edy boi]

i told one of my black friends this and he was like,"but the BET awards are on the 26th..."
i never laughed so hard in my life

im not gonna get into this discussion , but i have to admit thats one of the funniest things ive ever heard

 

[humpurple kushiones]

hahahahaha

 

[DavidCronin]

everyone, be sure to apply lots of sunscreen

 

[Zaηe]

hahahahaha has anyone seen all the shit on reddit?

 

[Rob.]

tony that made my night

 

[Jb12199]

dang it im supposed to go to rye airfield the 22