Most ironic/stupid/funny things overheard at a skatepark!

Bror Svensson

Gold Member
There are 2 riders in my town including me that are over 13 that rides scooter, then there are about 90 - 100 kids that are under 11. Fuck my town
 

BeeFrew

Silver Member
over heard some park rats at woodward discussing how they needed to "go film bangers for our videos on foam and resi!!!1!!111!1"

imo resi doesn't count. don't be a bitch and take it to wood.
 

Chrispy

Silver Member
over heard some park rats at woodward discussing how they needed to "go film bangers for our videos on foam and resi!!!1!!111!1"

imo resi doesn't count. don't be a bitch and take it to wood.
Resi is more dangerous than wood imo. You are meant to slip out on it. My buddy knocked his teeth out after he 3'd a resi box and his front wheel slipped to the slide
 

thealexbuffery

Gold Member
There are 2 riders in my town including me that are over 13 that rides scooter, then there are about 90 - 100 kids that are under 11. Fuck my town
Lmao you think your town is bad

You should come to mine and see that its like x2 the amount of small as kid riders here, and like half of your riders above 15 haha
 

Chrispy

Silver Member
Smh went to the skatepark on my board today with friends and i swear every little kid there took runs one after another not waiting for anyone but they got mad when I took a run because I wasn't sharing or some bullshit. I hit on one kids mom tho so all is good ;)
 

GraysonD!!

Silver Member
Smh went to the skatepark on my board today with friends and i swear every little kid there took runs one after another not waiting for anyone but they got mad when I took a run because I wasn't sharing or some bullshit. I hit on one kids mom tho so all is good ;)
"Hits on mom" says hey baby you got some nice shoes what are they nikes? Her stfu you little bitch go skate
 

Chrispy

Silver Member
"Hits on mom" says hey baby you got some nice shoes what are they nikes? Her stfu you little bitch go skate
We packed 10 kids in a sequoia lmao there was no room for my scooter. And all i said was "hey mama whats goin on?" And she and her kid left
 

Zade313

Member
*get asked this so many times by kids*

"Can u do a bri flat"

Listen here you little titwank I don't do bris flat for the chills aight
this explains my entire scooting life, its either "you can bri/kickless/no handed hang 5/ triple whip/bri twist/finger whip flat cant you?" " then followed by "do one then" -.-
 

JoelanPlz

Steel Member
not scooter related but whatevs

plays music out loud because I broke headphones when riding, soulja boy - crank that is playing..
kid with a elite complete but cant tailwhip rolls up, looks me in the face dead serious and says:

"is this eminem?"



I physically left the park
 

thealexbuffery

Gold Member
not scooter related but whatevs

plays music out loud because I broke headphones when riding, soulja boy - crank that is playing..
kid with a elite complete but cant tailwhip rolls up, looks me in the face dead serious and says:

"is this eminem?"



I physically left the park
Some kid came to the skatepark with speakers and played Avril lavigne lol
 
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