Most ironic/stupid/funny things overheard at a skatepark!

steeze_laweeze

steeze_laweeze

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So some retired 50 y/o mtn biker rides my local park everyonce in a while (He has no manners and he is notorious for breaking a 7 y/o s arm by running her over) So he shows up and my friend and I are sitting down next to a group of four or five skaters, and all if a sudden one says "Hey isn't that the guy who fucked that little girl up?"
 
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Beyond16

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Funny things I have heard when riding in the street in front of my house:

  • Guy driving a JoeThePlumber truck: That's the first time I've seen handlebars on one of those things.
  • Old guy driving city services truck: From real far away, you looked like a youngster.
  • Guy in pickup truck: You can take the boy out of the scooter, but you can't take the scooter out of the boy.
 
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Abraham6

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This wasn't exactly at a skatepark but on fb a couple months back, this complete wasteman started this whole argument about a rant.
 
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Elliott SR

Elliott SR

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This is my favorite thread. A while back a kid asked me to do a front whip. I was confused, and he couldn't form it, but I figured out he meant whip front scooter flip. I, A: Corrected him, to which he responded "I don't care, it's how I do it, talk to you when I'm a pro and winning contests, and B: I can't do it. Lol
 
Cole

Cole

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Elliott SR said:
This is my favorite thread. A while back a kid asked me to do a front whip. I was confused, and he couldn't form it, but I figured out he meant whip front scooter flip. I, A: Corrected him, to which he responded "I don't care, it's how I do it, talk to you when I'm a pro and winning contests, and B: I can't do it. Lol
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Lol
 
Elliott SR

Elliott SR

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Cole said:
Lol
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Then I asked them to play scoot because he was being cocky and he said no and I said "No shame if I beat you." He said "No I'm better." He couldn't tailwhip. I did a 540 on a bank in his face earlier, he said easy when he got hyped on a sketch 180 of his and I did a hubba and he told me to "stop being a street sucker". Like what.
 
Cole

Cole

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Elliott SR said:
Then I asked them to play scoot because he was being cocky and he said no and I said "No shame if I beat you." He said "No I'm better." He couldn't tailwhip. I did a 540 on a bank in his face earlier, he said easy when he got hyped on a sketch 180 of his and I did a hubba and he told me to "stop being a street sucker". Like what.
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Lol how old was he probably just a troll
 
Cole

Cole

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Elliott SR said:
8 to ten

Yeah in other news, the skaters at school are telling me not to go to my local because I'Lloyd get beat up. Most all skaters there give me props. Lol
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Lol i dont have any problems like this at my park most skaters like me i dont snake em and i tell kids not to so maybe thats it. If they do cause you trouble remember stick em with the pointy end
 
Elliott SR

Elliott SR

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Cole said:
Lol i dont have any problems like this at my park most skaters like me i dont snake em and i tell kids not to so maybe thats it. If they do cause you trouble remember whip em in the shins
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Fixed. And those skaters are kinda hard to take too seriously anyway.
 
JasonxB

JasonxB

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Elliott SR said:
Then I asked them to play scoot because he was being cocky and he said no and I said "No shame if I beat you." He said "No I'm better." He couldn't tailwhip. I did a 540 on a bank in his face earlier, he said easy when he got hyped on a sketch 180 of his and I did a hubba and he told me to "stop being a street sucker". Like what.
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fucking street sucker
 
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