Most ironic/stupid/funny things overheard at a skatepark!

JoelanPlz

JoelanPlz

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Turks said:
Wait so now I can't hit up Clifton? I've never been there but the place looks sick.
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if you are half decent and you dont snake they're all right. its signposted that scooters are not allowed in but i think they were a bit pissy because i took my cousin whos like 8
 
JoelanPlz

JoelanPlz

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are those new MGP forks? *points at my 125 thom cats*

literally the first time i rode them and kids already getting mindfucked

swear i could have punched him

probably not going to be the last time someone says that aswell
 
Chrispy

Chrispy

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I asked a scooterkid for a lighter to patch my bike tube and he called his mom and told her i was a druggie who was harrassing him
 
Phase Three

Phase Three

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This kid asked if i could kickless and i trolled him for like the rest of my sesh because i was like whats a kickless? and hes like are you serious and im like yeah and hes like wow its like this and he tries to do the motion but he does a tailwhip and im like oh i can do that and i do a double flat and hes like no a kickless not a tailwhip. this went on for a while.
 
Travis.Regnier

Travis.Regnier

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k, there was 2 lie 10 year old twins that rode havocs at my local, and they were terrible then one day they showed up with skateboards and went up to every scooter kid going "why do you scooter its so fucking gay" so when they came to me i asked if they could even skateboard at all, neither of them could do anything except for just barely ollie, so i played each of them in skate and beat them both withe S.K.A.T.E to nothing ahahahaha then one of them was like "what ever i dont care you're just a scooter fag thhat rides somthing thats way too easy to do tricks on" so i asked him to do a hip flyout and it took like 4 tries xD
 
ChrisPollak.

ChrisPollak.

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Travis.Regnier said:
k, there was 2 lie 10 year old twins that rode havocs at my local, and they were terrible then one day they showed up with skateboards and went up to every scooter kid going "why do you scooter its so fucking gay" so when they came to me i asked if they could even skateboard at all, neither of them could do anything except for just barely ollie, so i played each of them in skate and beat them both withe S.K.A.T.E to nothing ahahahaha then one of them was like "what ever i dont care you're just a scooter fag thhat rides somthing thats way too easy to do tricks on" so i asked him to do a hip flyout and it took like 4 tries xD
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he's back :/
 
Travis.Regnier

Travis.Regnier

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oh and i was the somewhat local indoor the other nigh and some kid was like insanely convinced that tilt was the most flyout park brand there was and that kota and R willy were on the team :/
 
Chrispy

Chrispy

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I felt bad for this one black kid at the park so i told him "sweet setup". He replied with "better than your shitty bike". I got pissed and when he left his scooter to go to the bathroom i loosened his clamp and wheels. He tried a bri and his deck flew off lol
 
Travis.Regnier

Travis.Regnier

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Chrispy said:
I felt bad for this one black kid at the park so i told him "sweet setup". He replied with "better than your shitty bike". I got pissed and when he left his scooter to go to the bathroom i loosened his clamp and wheels. He tried a bri and his deck flew off lol
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me and my buddy were having a little bitch fight so i did the same thing to his clamp and he ate shit in a really funny way and we just laughed it off
 
Marketship

Marketship

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So I was riding my local for the day and there was this kid who came pretty late in the day and all he was doing was kickless rewinds flyout and those triple barspins flyout. Like... I hate those tricks with a passion.. but they're still tricks that require practice and shit, he's still a scooter rider who put down time and hopefully blood to learn that stupid shit. Then he walks over to the mini bowl I was messing around on and stands on the fucking coping. I get out of the bowl to tell him to move, but before I can say shit he asks, "Do you know how to backflip??"

Do scooter kids just strive to annoy people... And why do they act this way....
 
GRAYDONSHEDSSTREET

GRAYDONSHEDSSTREET

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Some kid looks at my heptrons and says what bars are those? I say heptrons and he is like ??? So I say TSI and he's like T S I?!? Really!? Like no there envy reapers,,,
 
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