Most ironic/stupid/funny things overheard at a skatepark!

Chrispy

Silver Member
So I was at the local again today and I really wanted to fight this fucking scooter kid omg. He was talking shit all day but I'm like too lazy to type it up on here, but what really made me want to slam his skull in was when I was riding a stairset and threw a slow ass boosted ass whip, that nigger said "You have slow ass bearings, your headset sucks."

...I ride a tilt headset
All headset bearings are exactly the same for the most part and you are paying for the topcap. I mean yes there are definately shitty ones and definately great ones but all the inbetween are the same
 

thealexbuffery

Gold Member
"you know a scooter is just an easier version of a skateboard?"

oh okay so you're telling me 2 wheels is easier to balance on than 4?
 

LTS

Bronze member
"you know a scooter is just an easier version of a skateboard?"

oh okay so you're telling me 2 wheels is easier to balance on than 4?
I skateboarded for a while and for me skateboarding was way harder to balance on. it took me weeks not to fall off and just to be able to ride on sidewalks without falling or hitting a crack and getting launched. where as a scooter i pumped my razor around on day one when i was like 7. It also took me like 50 hours to ollie literally 3 months. where as i learned many more scootering tricks in that time. Hell it took me like a month and a half to learn flairs. all I'm saying is just because a sport is easier or harder doesnt mean anyone should view it differently. Even though i feel skateboarding is a lot more difficult. you got tanner fox throwing double backflips at what is he like 12 lol? And what 12 year olds have you seen on youtube that are even good enough to laser flip on a skateboard? probably very few if any at all.
 

Scoot_scoot_

Steel Member
So I was at the local again today and I really wanted to fight this fucking scooter kid omg. He was talking shit all day but I'm like too lazy to type it up on here, but what really made me want to slam his skull in was when I was riding a stairset and threw a slow ass boosted ass whip, that nigger said "You have slow ass bearings, your headset sucks."

...I ride a tilt headset
Golly what's up with people lately haha
 

Travis.Regnier

Steel Member
was at the park today and a kid looked at my pandemonium and freaked because he claimed ethic stole the headtube cut out shape from the fasen raven....... they dont even remotely look alike, if anything it looks like and addict cute out... jesus i hate the kids at my park
 

Chrispy

Silver Member
was at the park today and a kid looked at my pandemonium and freaked because he claimed ethic stole the headtube cut out shape from the fasen raven....... they dont even remotely look alike, if anything it looks like and addict cute out... jesus i hate the kids at my park
Did you kill him? I'm 100% sure thats justifed in court.
 

Devin DePriest

Beef Repellent
Staff member
This thread just made me realize that haven't been to a skatepark in like two months haha

Edit: Actually feels kind of good though...
 

Matt Gauthier

Steel Member
I'm at this comp and this scooter girl who rides for my local shop called JIBS (which is shit and only sells parts that are little scooter kids, google it) comes up to me and asked why do I not support the shop. I tell her that they don't stock good brands (or at least ones like). she says that if they are made in the usa they are bad because the us has I different size of metal. I explain that they are all the the same size other wise they wouldn't work and then shes like whatever but I think you should ride trusted brands like envy and district and not proto and tilt because they are new brands. proto is one of the oldest brands in scootering and tilt is the most uprising and well backed up brand out there. this honestly pissed me off soo much
 

Chrispy

Silver Member
I'm at this comp and this scooter girl who rides for my local shop called JIBS (which is shit and only sells parts that are little scooter kids, google it) comes up to me and asked why do I not support the shop. I tell her that they don't stock good brands (or at least ones like). she says that if they are made in the usa they are bad because the us has I different size of metal. I explain that they are all the the same size other wise they wouldn't work and then shes like whatever but I think you should ride trusted brands like envy and district and not proto and tilt because they are new brands. proto is one of the oldest brands in scootering and tilt is the most uprising and well backed up brand out there. this honestly pissed me off soo much
Ray rice that bitch
 
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