Pick Up Line TTHHRREEAADD!!

[Matthew Wyman]

Too much hustle to add on facebook, then remove if she's retarded...then SMS then shit...omg, so much easyer to give it a shot in the club, and go "brb drink" and never come back if it fails...

wack

 

[Spicy McHaggis]

"Hey girl im really good at math, check it, You+me-my pants+your mouth/your legs X the number of orgasms i give you= you wanting to fuck me right now yes?"

 

[GoGzS]

I like to go straight up to girls with "Hey, you like me, but do I like you?" ...
Confuses them for some moments, makes them laugh...after that everything is easy...

 

[GoGzS]

There was a party for an upcoming event (Rafting, MTB/BMX Dirt jump...don't know what else...but there will be more disciplines...)
All in all, party was quiet lame, beside that rafting club (they all wore their team shirts...)
So there are 5 girls in those shirts and it ended with "Oh nice, you girls like rafting? That's cool, I ride kick scooters..."
Oh those faces...could end up with one, but I just went home instead, lame party was ultralame...

 

[Joe Riley]

well ill bring this back iguess...

"Hi, I'm Corey Winard."

hahaha
i remember when some kid tried that.

 

[Captain.Sanchez]

you. me. out back. now.

 

[Spicy McHaggis]

"If I dont bang you tonight then Spicy will, so it's your choice hunny."

 

[Zaηe]

"If I dont bang you tonight then Spicy will, so it's your choice hunny."

Thats unfair.

 

[Tony Ebbert]

are u from at&t? cuz ur raising my bar. XD