Pick Up Line TTHHRREEAADD!!

[chuckscoots11]

at a bar- Is that a lazy eye or are you just drunk?

 

[Spicy McHaggis]

Me: "Hey, wanna get pizza and fuck?"

her: "No?!"

Me: "What, you dont like pizza?"

seriously works every fucking time!

 

[chuckscoots11]

Me: "Hey, wanna get pizza and fuck?"

her: "No?!"

Me: "What, you dont like pizza?"

seriously works every fucking time!

ahahahahahahhahah thats fuckin great

 

[Ethan Spence]

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

 

[chuckscoots11]

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

win

 

[Sam Scott]

Get on my wiener now.

 

[Ethan Spence]

Get on my wiener now.

Are you 11?

 

[Sam Scott]

Are you? It's a joke bro.

 

[Ethan Spence]

Are you? It's a joke bro.

Maybe i was joking too ^_^

 

[roflcopter!!!]

How do you like your eggs? Poached, scrambled or fertilised?

If your left leg was thankgiving and your right leg was christmas, could i meet you in between the holdiays?

I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?

Pleased to meet you with meat to please you.

 

[Riley Hughes]

do you have a mirror in your pocket? because i see myself in your pants.

 

[Rigel Fuller]

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Can you empty your pockets because I think you stole my heart.

 

[Evan.]

Do you have downs syndrome?


Cause you're special

 

[Jacob Fleming]

How much?...

I have candy in the back of my van.

Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic tacs?

what? you don't like handcuffs and gags?...

Hey! wanna come back to my place and help me with my internal compression system?

hey jiggles, you ticklish?

 

[Steele.M]

were your parents retarded because your special

 

[razorrider48]

had this one used on me haha

"her: hey do you have the time??
me: yeaa its 8:43
Her: do you have the time to take down my number??"

haha clasic

 

[Rob.]

Fuck you!
"What did I do?"
No, it's what I want to do.

 

[Spicy McHaggis]

u must be a parking ticket cuz you got FINE written all over you

 

[GoGzS]

u must be a parking ticket cuz you got FINE written all over you

I'm dissapointed son, 20:49 here (8:49 PM for you americans...), ready to go party...see spicys post in "Pick up line thread..." I'm like...oh let's get another one form the king...and you come in here with this..? Gosh...I can't use that shit in the Croatian language...bleeeh...

 

[Corey]

well ill bring this back iguess...

"Hi, I'm Corey Winard."