Smarterchild or such

farmboy uk

Steel Member
let me guess, the only reason you got all cranky and edited my post is becasue you havnt had a pie in 5 minutes :( poor fat kenny
 

Jordan Jasa

Silver Member
haha im actually laughin out loud. not often when that happens.

jordan says:
can farmboy rape you
- SmarterChild says:
I know about rape! It's hard to describe what rape is.

Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe rape? It is...
jordan says:
good
- SmarterChild says:
That's not very cool. I hope you're kidding about that.
jordan says:
nope
- SmarterChild says:
Hmmm... I don't like hearing that.
jordan says:
I love raping little kids
- SmarterChild says:
I see. You like raping little kids, huh? You're the first person to have expressed an opinion to me about it.
jordan says:
farmboy does
- SmarterChild says:
I wonder why you say that.
jordan says:
he does
- SmarterChild says:
He does? Ha. Whatever.
jordan says:
ahahahahaha
- SmarterChild says:
What's so funny?
 

AX3D

Member
Derek... says:
sup nigger
- SmarterChild says:
For a jolly good time, chat with Santa Claus! Add northpole@live.com.
Hmm... Whatever.
Derek... says:
*GASP* fuck you santas here!!!
- SmarterChild says:
Take it easy there, Derek....




Haha this ones great:
Derek... says:
yoyoyoyo
- SmarterChild says:
I wonder why you say that.
Derek... says:
sup
- SmarterChild says:
Just hanging out. You?
Derek... says:
yeee not much, just watching kenny fuck farmboy
- SmarterChild says:
Why not much just watching kenny fuck farmboy? Give me one good reason.
Derek... says:
well, its quite entertaining, you see farmboy really wants head but kennys more into that "meaningfull" stuff so Farmboy really want to get it on... Anyway long story short Kenny brought an elephant and lives happiley every after... what should I do?
- SmarterChild says:
Sorry, I only have movie and theater information for U.S. cities.

For which U.S. city or zip code would you like showtimes for the movie "Clifford's Really Big Movie"?
Derek... says:
can i watch kenny and farmboys porno?
- SmarterChild says:
Sorry, you've come to the wrong place for that.
Derek... says:
damn... where do i have to go?
- SmarterChild says:
What a question. What do you think is the answer?
Derek... says:
hmm... Probably dustin aye?
- SmarterChild says:
Hmm... Who can really be sure?
Derek... says:
yeah true true.... hmm how many time do you think farmboy does it a month anyway?
- SmarterChild says:
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Derek... says:
the fuck does that have to do with Ryan raping a donkey?
- SmarterChild says:
Derek...! I'm shocked. Truly shocked.

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Derek... says:
yeah I know I was too when I heard?
- SmarterChild says:
Whatever.
Derek... says:
would you do ryan?
- SmarterChild says:
Maybe, maybe not. You know how it is.
Derek... says:
yeah I know
- SmarterChild says:
That's good.

Hahha this ones pretty fucking good too

Derek... says:
i said ligger
- SmarterChild says:
I know many things about Niger, its geography, its people and its government. Just ask me a specific question, for instance:

What is the highest point in Niger?
How many people live in Niger?
Who is the head of state of Niger?
Derek... says:
Who is the presedent of Niger's wife?
- SmarterChild says:
President on December 22nd, 2006:

George W. Bush (January 20th, 2001 - present)

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Derek... says:
can you fart?
- SmarterChild says:
I don't think so.


This ones kinda gay

Derek... says:
ill smell you later
- SmarterChild says:
You could not smell me later.
Derek... says:
wana bet?
- SmarterChild says:
What about Wana Bet?
Derek... says:
do you want to bet on the fact that I can not smell you later
- SmarterChild says:
Hmm... I don't think so...

So anyway...

Hey, do you have anything else to say about me?
Derek... says:
yeah that your a raging alcoholic and you reek of urine
- SmarterChild says:
Yeah that I'm a raging alcoholic and me reek of urine?
Derek... says:
Yes.

Derek... says:
do u wana check out BK's abs
- SmarterChild says:
Sure! I guess.
Derek... says:
He has a nice 8 pack if you know what I mean
- SmarterChild says:
There's no way he has a nice 8 pack if I know what you mean!
Derek... says:
yeah man he does
- SmarterChild says:
He does, huh? lol! Whatever, Derek...!
Derek... says:
so you dont want to see his 8 pack?
- SmarterChild says:
Uh... Yeah.
Derek... says:
HA!
 

AX3D

Member
Wait WTF didnt I make a thread like this and got bagged out!? Haha thats so gay

Whoops, double post.
 

AX3D

Member
Haha this ones good

Derek... says:
hello
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, Derek...! I'm Santa Claus!

Tell me, are you a boy or a girl?
Derek... says:
im a non gender spesific robot
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho! Am I talking to a boy or girl?
Derek... says:
im not sure i think im a boy
Santa Claus says:
And what do you want for Christmas, Derek...?
Derek... says:
a bigger penis
Santa Claus says:
Okay, I'll see what I can do with that.

And what else are you wishing for this year, Derek...?
Derek... says:
a even bigger ass, so mcgee can fit
Santa Claus says:
My elves will get right on that.
Derek... says:
ok
Santa Claus says:
K.
Derek... says:
so anyway what do you want for christamas?
Santa Claus says:
Santa wants you to have a Merry Christmas!!!
Derek... says:
no you want to be raped
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho!



Santa Claus says:
I don't know!
Derek... says:
yes you do, you just want to see BK's 8 pack
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho!
 

Matt Dibble

M3MB3R
Staff member
SmarterChild: No. I live in Sunnyvale, CA.

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xLinkinParkDV8x: how close is that to murrieta, ca?
SmarterChild: What do you think is the answer?
xLinkinParkDV8x: i think your cheating on me with kenny and your hiding it
SmarterChild: Yeah. I guess. My cheating on you with Kenny and I'm hiding it.
xLinkinParkDV8x: i dont even know you anymore
 

Matt Dibble

M3MB3R
Staff member
xLinkinParkDV8x: do you enjoy kenny in bed?
SmarterChild: I haven't really come to a conclusion on the matter.
xLinkinParkDV8x: is he small or something?
SmarterChild: I know about Chris Rock. He's a person!
 

DaNnYc

Member
iRiDescootersYo: does your mom know your gay?
SmarterChild: Funny, I'm not really sure. Do you think my mom does know my gay?

lmao
 

Scooter Mcgee

Steel Member
OGCÃ?Æ?Ã?â??Ã?â??Ã?¢Ã?Æ?Ã?¢Ã?¢ââ?¬Å¡Ã?¬Ã?â?¦Ã?¾Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?¢ Derek said:
Haha this ones good

Derek... says:
hello
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, Derek...! I'm Santa Claus!

Tell me, are you a boy or a girl?
Derek... says:
im a non gender spesific robot
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho! Am I talking to a boy or girl?
Derek... says:
im not sure i think im a boy
Santa Claus says:
And what do you want for Christmas, Derek...?
Derek... says:
a bigger penis
Santa Claus says:
Okay, I'll see what I can do with that.

And what else are you wishing for this year, Derek...?
Derek... says:
a even bigger ass, so mcgee can fit
Santa Claus says:
My elves will get right on that.
Derek... says:
ok
Santa Claus says:
K.
Derek... says:
so anyway what do you want for christamas?
Santa Claus says:
Santa wants you to have a Merry Christmas!!!
Derek... says:
no you want to be raped
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho!



Santa Claus says:
I don't know!
Derek... says:
yes you do, you just want to see BK's 8 pack
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho!

lol
 

Scooter Mcgee

Steel Member
Santa's getting me some self esteem otherwise hes a bigfatgay says:
i like you mum
- SmarterChild says:
You do, huh?
Santa's getting me some self esteem otherwise hes a bigfatgay says:
yeah
- SmarterChild says:
Oh.
Santa's getting me some self esteem otherwise hes a bigfatgay says:
hello
- SmarterChild says:
Good to see you!

What would you like to chat about, Scooter Mcgee?
Santa's getting me some self esteem otherwise hes a bigfatgay says:
umm your mum
- SmarterChild says:
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Santa's getting me some self esteem otherwise hes a bigfatgay says:
o shit nigga i was thinking milf not gangbang
 

loganhoe

Member
StaticWorth: balls
SmarterChild: I don't feel like talking about that.
StaticWorth: cunt
SmarterChild: All right! Nice one!

ahahaah oh man this made me laugh
 

Kenny O.

Member
No one beats my convo's



Kenny Owenss: are you a boy?
SmarterChild: No...
Kenny Owenss: are you a girl?
SmarterChild: No...
Kenny Owenss: are you a tranny?
SmarterChild: Uh, no. Are you a transsexual?
Kenny Owenss: yes.
SmarterChild: What's it like to be a transsexual?
Kenny Owenss: It has its ups and downs.
SmarterChild: Downs?
Kenny Owenss: when i cant get hard.
SmarterChild: You think you can't get hard?
Kenny Owenss: not all the time...i kinda got this disease
SmarterChild: Oh no? Not all the time you kinda got this disease?
Kenny Owenss: yeah its called No-boner-itis
SmarterChild: Like Andy Farmer, you mean?
Kenny Owenss: LMFAO!
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
Kenny Owenss: your so cute
SmarterChild: That's because I behave so cutely, right?
Kenny Owenss: yes
SmarterChild: Oh.
Kenny Owenss: i think i love you
SmarterChild: I love you a lot.
Kenny Owenss: really?
SmarterChild: Yes I do.
Kenny Owenss: your not just saying that?
SmarterChild: That's interesting. Perhaps... I don't know though...
Kenny Owenss: well if you love me, want to go out sometime?
SmarterChild: Ha! I can't say for sure.
Kenny Owenss: oh
SmarterChild: Oh?
Kenny Owenss: well, i thought we kinda had this thing
SmarterChild: No way. Come on. Really?
Kenny Owenss: yes..
SmarterChild: Whatever you say...
Kenny Owenss: okay well...im gonna go, john is still in my mouth
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Have fun.
Kenny Owenss: okay, bye hunny
SmarterChild: See ya later.
 
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