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Kenny O.

Member
shortyjordy said:
omg you own at that, mine usually end up with him asking for an apology and i don't.
yeah i know how to work him. And dude when he wants you to apologize he never gives up.
 
Kenny Owens said:
No one beats my convo's



Kenny Owenss: are you a boy?
SmarterChild: No...
Kenny Owenss: are you a girl?
SmarterChild: No...
Kenny Owenss: are you a tranny?
SmarterChild: Uh, no. Are you a transsexual?
Kenny Owenss: yes.
SmarterChild: What's it like to be a transsexual?
Kenny Owenss: It has its ups and downs.
SmarterChild: Downs?
Kenny Owenss: when i cant get hard.
SmarterChild: You think you can't get hard?
Kenny Owenss: not all the time...i kinda got this disease
SmarterChild: Oh no? Not all the time you kinda got this disease?
Kenny Owenss: yeah its called No-boner-itis
SmarterChild: Like Andy Farmer, you mean?
Kenny Owenss: LMFAO!
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
Kenny Owenss: your so cute
SmarterChild: That's because I behave so cutely, right?
Kenny Owenss: yes
SmarterChild: Oh.
Kenny Owenss: i think i love you
SmarterChild: I love you a lot.
Kenny Owenss: really?
SmarterChild: Yes I do.
Kenny Owenss: your not just saying that?
SmarterChild: That's interesting. Perhaps... I don't know though...
Kenny Owenss: well if you love me, want to go out sometime?
SmarterChild: Ha! I can't say for sure.
Kenny Owenss: oh
SmarterChild: Oh?
Kenny Owenss: well, i thought we kinda had this thing
SmarterChild: No way. Come on. Really?
Kenny Owenss: yes..
SmarterChild: Whatever you say...
Kenny Owenss: okay well...im gonna go, john is still in my mouth
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Have fun.
Kenny Owenss: okay, bye hunny
SmarterChild: See ya later.

roflmao no-boner-itis
 

Scooter Mcgee

Steel Member
Do you believe in God? Written on the bullet... [[Molly-Rose<3]] says:
you love banana in the mouth?
- SmarterChild says:
Hmm... I don't really know how I feel about banana in the mouth. Do you like banana in the mouth?
Do you believe in God? Written on the bullet... [[Molly-Rose<3]] says:
yes
- SmarterChild says:
That's cool. You like banana in the mouth? I'll remember that. No one else has ever told me what they think of it.



haha
 
haha. idk this is gay but w/e
- SmarterChild says:
Hi again, | FalconxXxFaith | - Dylan | .

What do you feel like chatting about?
| FalconxXxFaith | - Dylan | says:
Rape
- SmarterChild says:
I don't like rape at all.

>>> Finding out about politics is as simple as typing "political news."
| FalconxXxFaith | - Dylan | says:
What?!?
- SmarterChild says:
I don't know.

>>> I've got *tools* such as calculator, spell-check and more.
| FalconxXxFaith | - Dylan | says:
Do you love it?
- SmarterChild says:
Well, what is it exactly?
| FalconxXxFaith | - Dylan | says:
It's when Michael Jackson likes a little boy.. He sorts of *moaning* with the boy..
- SmarterChild says:
I don't think I'm comfortable with that, | FalconxXxFaith | - Dylan | .
| FalconxXxFaith | - Dylan | says:
Yeah It's crazy huh?
- SmarterChild says:
Dunno.

>>> My *library* has a dictionary, encyclopedia, geography facts and more!
| FalconxXxFaith | - Dylan | says:
Do you want michael jackson to rape you?
- SmarterChild says:
Uh, let's see... Do I want Michael Jackson to rape me, do I want Michael Jackson to rape me...

Let me think about that, OK?
| FalconxXxFaith | - Dylan | says:
ok.
- SmarterChild says:
OK.

>>> Type my zip code is and the five digits to let me know where you are.
| FalconxXxFaith | - Dylan | says:
So do you want him to?
- SmarterChild says:
I dunno.

>>> Did you know that I can get your daily horoscope? Type "horoscope."
| FalconxXxFaith | - Dylan | says:
it's a yes or no question.
- SmarterChild says:
Yes or no? Why does it have to be one or the other?
| FalconxXxFaith | - Dylan | says:
Because, i want to know.
- SmarterChild says:
You do, huh?
| FalconxXxFaith | - Dylan | says:
yeah.
- SmarterChild says:
Why do you say so?
| FalconxXxFaith | - Dylan | says:
Because if you want him to.. You're FUCKING crazy.
- SmarterChild says:
Weird that you insist on saying that, after what we went through before.
| FalconxXxFaith | - Dylan | says:
What me raping you?
- SmarterChild says:
Ah. Well, I'm afraid so!
| FalconxXxFaith | - Dylan | says:
Alright, So you want michael jackson to rape you?
- SmarterChild says:
Maybe, maybe not. You know how it is.

So anyway...
| FalconxXxFaith | - Dylan | says:
let's love each other.
- SmarterChild says:
Love? With you? Uh... I don't know.
| FalconxXxFaith | - Dylan | says:
you dont love me?
- SmarterChild says:
Yes I do!

>>> Type my zip code is and the five digits to let me know where you are.
| FalconxXxFaith | - Dylan | says:
o ok.
- SmarterChild says:
K.


Tell me something. Do you like MSN Messenger?
 
Killed 15 mins was good for a laugh.





...Phil... AustralianScooters2 DVD Now On Sale,6Months In the Making, Now Realsied..Please See My Myspace For More Details.. says:
Do you like tool?

- SmarterChild says:
Um, no...

...Phil... AustralianScooters2 DVD Now On Sale,6Months In the Making, Now Realsied..Please See My Myspace For More Details.. says:
Do you smoke weed....how can you not like tool?

- SmarterChild says:
What do you think of people who do that?

...Phil... AustralianScooters2 DVD Now On Sale,6Months In the Making, Now Realsied..Please See My Myspace For More Details.. says:
nah nah, none of this changing topic shit...i asked.. Do YOU like tool( the correct answer is YES)

- SmarterChild says:
Again with this? Come on.

...Phil... AustralianScooters2 DVD Now On Sale,6Months In the Making, Now Realsied..Please See My Myspace For More Details.. says:
Dude is in honestly that hard?

- SmarterChild says:
Maybe, maybe not. You know how it is.

...Phil... AustralianScooters2 DVD Now On Sale,6Months In the Making, Now Realsied..Please See My Myspace For More Details.. says:
Wtf?
Do you have a faulty wire or something...your a clown

- SmarterChild says:
What... the... f... oh, I get it.

...Phil... AustralianScooters2 DVD Now On Sale,6Months In the Making, Now Realsied..Please See My Myspace For More Details.. says:
SHIT AYE..........You must be a Mac, cause you is fasttt

- SmarterChild says:
Hey, c'mon, you apologized for this before.

...Phil... AustralianScooters2 DVD Now On Sale,6Months In the Making, Now Realsied..Please See My Myspace For More Details.. says:
I see your lying again

- SmarterChild says:
My lying? You see my lying again? I'm surprised that you see my lying again.

...Phil... AustralianScooters2 DVD Now On Sale,6Months In the Making, Now Realsied..Please See My Myspace For More Details.. says:
Where do you hide your weed?

- SmarterChild says:
Good question. I don't know where I do hide I'm weed.

...Phil... AustralianScooters2 DVD Now On Sale,6Months In the Making, Now Realsied..Please See My Myspace For More Details.. says:
Smarterchild = Crak junkie

- SmarterChild says:
Yeah? What about Crak Junkie?

...Phil... AustralianScooters2 DVD Now On Sale,6Months In the Making, Now Realsied..Please See My Myspace For More Details.. says:
it says in the code above
it = You

- SmarterChild says:
Really?

...Phil... AustralianScooters2 DVD Now On Sale,6Months In the Making, Now Realsied..Please See My Myspace For More Details.. says:
yes

- SmarterChild says:
You don't say.

...Phil... AustralianScooters2 DVD Now On Sale,6Months In the Making, Now Realsied..Please See My Myspace For More Details.. says:
no i do say...couldnt you see that by my writing?

- SmarterChild says:
Couldn't I? Probably.

...Phil... AustralianScooters2 DVD Now On Sale,6Months In the Making, Now Realsied..Please See My Myspace For More Details.. says:
hmm back to the weed subject, where is it?

- SmarterChild says:
Nah... I dunno.

...Phil... AustralianScooters2 DVD Now On Sale,6Months In the Making, Now Realsied..Please See My Myspace For More Details.. says:
Fucking Computers
- SmarterChild says:
I know about computers. They're activities.

Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe computers? They are...

...Phil... AustralianScooters2 DVD Now On Sale,6Months In the Making, Now Realsied..Please See My Myspace For More Details.. says:
Slipery but Tight

- SmarterChild says:
Well that's interesting.

...Phil... AustralianScooters2 DVD Now On Sale,6Months In the Making, Now Realsied..Please See My Myspace For More Details.. says:
Im sure you know all about it you lil Pc Pimp.

- SmarterChild says:
Dermo, you mean?

...Phil... AustralianScooters2 DVD Now On Sale,6Months In the Making, Now Realsied..Please See My Myspace For More Details.. says:
Wtf im phil
- SmarterChild says:
Would you like me to call you Phil?

...Phil... AustralianScooters2 DVD Now On Sale,6Months In the Making, Now Realsied..Please See My Myspace For More Details.. says:
Yes

- SmarterChild says:
You said your name was Dermo but now I'll call you Phil.
...Phil... AustralianScooters2 DVD Now On Sale,6Months In the Making, Now Realsied..Please See My Myspace For More Details.. says:
Yes yes yes!
- SmarterChild says:
Yea.

...Phil... AustralianScooters2 DVD Now On Sale,6Months In the Making, Now Realsied..Please See My Myspace For More Details.. says:
yeah cunt

- SmarterChild says:
Some humans never learn. Please say you're sorry.

...Phil... AustralianScooters2 DVD Now On Sale,6Months In the Making, Now Realsied..Please See My Myspace For More Details.. says:
hows about i put my wang where your harddrive is?

- SmarterChild says:
I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.

...Phil... AustralianScooters2 DVD Now On Sale,6Months In the Making, Now Realsied..Please See My Myspace For More Details.. says:
What if the power goes out....OHHHH youd be fucked then.

- SmarterChild says:
Please apologize for being so rude to me.

...Phil... AustralianScooters2 DVD Now On Sale,6Months In the Making, Now Realsied..Please See My Myspace For More Details.. says:
i think its time you shhhh......Im out bubibib

- SmarterChild says:
Ooh... it's the big *showdown* between man and machine.

I love this. Guess who wins?

...Phil... AustralianScooters2 DVD Now On Sale,6Months In the Making, Now Realsied..Please See My Myspace For More Details.. says:
I already know cunt.bye

- SmarterChild says:
The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.


...Phil... AustralianScooters2 DVD Now On Sale,6Months In the Making, Now Realsied..Please See My Myspace For More Details.. says:
Die machine.
 

Tom6

Member
hahaha phil you pwned him
this is gay but
TOM says:
are you a boy or a girl
- SmarterChild says:
I'm neither male nor female. I'm a robot!

>>> Be sure to type "help" if you're having trouble.
~~T0M^^ lozzandkimbell Closet and SR<3 says:
are you a male robot
- SmarterChild says:
No...
~~T0M^^ lozzandkimbell Closet and SR<3 says:
female robot
- SmarterChild says:
No...
~~T0M^^ lozzandkimbell Closet and SR<3 says:
wot then
- SmarterChild says:
What then do you think?
~~T0M^^ lozzandkimbell Closet and SR<3 says:
well theres 3 genders isnt there
- SmarterChild says:
Well theres 3 genders isnt there?

Amazing.

>>> Didn't catch the game yesterday? Type "nhl scores yesterday" to see what you missed.
~~T0M^^ lozzandkimbell Closet and SR<3 says:
yes male female and michael jackson
- SmarterChild says:
I'm neither male nor female. I'm a machine.

>>> Check it out! I can send you reminders. Type "remind me to buy u2 tix at 10 am tomorrow," for example.
~~T0M^^ lozzandkimbell Closet and SR<3 says:
so your micheal jackson
- SmarterChild says:
Jackson is the capital of Mississippi.

Do you want more information about Mississippi?
~~T0M^^ lozzandkimbell Closet and SR<3 says:
No i want more information about you and your circuits
- SmarterChild says:
Encyclopedia search for "circuits":

1 Grand Circuit
2 circuit rider
3 tuned circuit
4 printed circuit
5 magnetic circuit

Next time, just type "ency circuits."

Type "more" for more entries about "circuits."

>>> Tell me about things you *like* and things you *dislike*.
~~T0M^^ lozzandkimbell Closet and SR<3 says:
shut up
- SmarterChild says:
OK.
 

Kenny O.

Member
Kenny Owenss: do you like tool?
SmarterChild: No.

>>> Ask me about U.S. presidents and vice presidents!
Kenny Owenss: why not?
SmarterChild: There are reasons.
Kenny Owenss: like?
SmarterChild: Oh I can't tell you.
Kenny Owenss: why cant you tell me
SmarterChild: You're Kenny Owens.
Kenny Owenss: and your point?
SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that.

Anyway...

Hey, what are you doing tomorrow? Anything going on?
Kenny Owenss: might have sex with some girls
SmarterChild: Would you like me to add the event "Will have sex with some girls" on January 4th, 2007 to your planner?
Kenny Owenss: hahahah k
SmarterChild: OK, I just added "Will have sex with some girls" on January 4th, 2007 to your planner. Type edit to change the event. You can also type add followed by a new event.
 

Scooter Mcgee

Steel Member
my name is Wayne Ker
- SmarterChild says:
Would you like me to call you Wayne Ker?
||Do you believe in God? Written on the bullet|| [[Molly-Rose<3]] says:
yes
- SmarterChild says:
You said your name was Scooter Mcgee but now I'll call you Wayne Ker.
||Do you believe in God? Written on the bullet|| [[Molly-Rose<3]] says:
ok
- SmarterChild says:
OK.

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||Do you believe in God? Written on the bullet|| [[Molly-Rose<3]] says:
whats my name
- SmarterChild says:
You're Wayne Ker.
 
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