Smooth move thread

[James Scown]

Touched scowns girlfriend

don't you fucking dare say anything about my girlfriend, again.

 

[Geordie]

eh wrote half an epic story then got over it

 

[JamieBowe]

Touched scowns girlfriend

don't you fucking dare say anything about my girlfriend, again.

settle babe, you know its a joke.

 

[Captain.Sanchez]

pashed my ex's best friend.. then she walked in

 

[brinddy]

Touched scowns girlfriend

don't you fucking dare say anything about my girlfriend, again.

reioooooooow
i can feel a brawl brewing.

 

[Captain.Sanchez]

i told my ex tits or gtfo.. then she slapped me

 

[Rhyley1]

haha

 

[bennyharradine]

tbh, i cant think of any that have happend to me.
hmmm, wasnt my smooth move but at a party a while back a chick went to hugg me and sneezed and she like snotted all over me, soo fucking gross, i had my eyes set on her at that party aswell but that put me riiiight off her lol.

 

[2155]

Yummy. Did you lick all the snot up and say "man that was kinky?"

 

[Manzie]

No. He didn't.

 

[jake-m]

i told my ex tits or gtfo.. then she slapped me

haha
i cant think off one

 

[ben-pat-bro]

you should have told her to lick it off
haha

 

[bennyharradine]

dude,i would have throw'n up...you seriousely dont realise how gross it was.
like all the snot from every cold she had in the last 7 years decided to jump out of her nose and onto my shirt.

 

[atreyu14]

Yum

 

[Hopesta]

Yummy.

 

[bennyharradine]

EWWIE

 

[brinddy]

aahahha thats rank benny.

 

[ReeceRidez]

when i was getting a mad gobbey and i came all over a old ladys pensioner concession ticket

 

[Nickeh]

hahahaha

 

[bennyharradine]

HOLY SHIT!!!
fukking funniest post of 09!