Standing vs Sitting, How do you wipe?

[Kroto]

How do you wipe your ass, standing or sitting? I only just found out that theres 2 ways too wipe. What are you? I'm a stander.

 

[JacobStalteri]

hahahaha this is the weirdest thread ever but i stand im not a girl haha

 

[.Gerrit]

I bend over like I'm getting butt------- then scrub that shitty bastard till it hurts.

 

[morgan_bvrns]

Stand. Squatting and doing it is just...awkward and I feel like I'm gonna fall over and bust my head on the toilet tank.

 

[Jack Cronin]

I bend over like I'm getting butt------- then scrub that shitty bastard till it hurts.

permission to sig?

 

[Jon.]

stand like a man

 

[TheLewisArsenault]

How do you wipe your ass while sitting? Unless youre a girl, then it seems possible, but you risk getting shitty cooch.
Imma stander though.

 

[Ronnie Bergan]

Lolololololol Im dying.

 

[GingerNamedTravis]

sitting, until the last wipe, in which i stand.

 

[danielBMXisFUN]

stand.........................


but in a public restroom i sit so no junk may be seen.

 

[CallumR]

sitting, until the last wipe, in which i stand.

that also how i wipe, so im ready to go

 

[Bear Grylls]

This is a shitty thread...
















































See what eye did there!?

 

[Kieran Mayhew]

Personally when I take the occasional shit in a public urinal, I would stroll across the restroom to obtain toilet paper, whilst shit is solidifying in between my arse cheeks, then I would stand in the middle of the room, and wipe until I have no skin left.

 

[Brandon T]

say what?^

 

[humpurple kushiones]

i sit because im usually too stoned to stand.

 

[.Gerrit]

permission to sig?

Ha I don't care. If you want to go ahead and do it.

 

[tylerbillman]

Sit, how are there so many people that stand, what the fuck?

 

[Joe Riley]

sitting, until the last wipe, in which i stand.

This.

I feel like if you stand you can't get completely clean haha.

 

[Juan.]

This.

I feel like if you stand you can't get completely clean haha.

This. Sittershitters for life

 

[BabboonScoot]

I bend over like I'm getting butt------- then scrub that shitty bastard till it hurts.

i lean to one side. this just isnt my style. i give not receive