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noonpoon i havent seen you in 1223442542676860q234534` years
I'm about to go to college this fall and I have a girl. The next year, she's considering going to michigan state, which would be way farther apart from me than the hour and a half away I'll be in our first year apart. She is trying to convince me that she wants me to be free while we're apart and that we could get back together after that, just fine. Why is she doing this? She loves me more than life and I feel the same towards her. It doesn't make sense to me at all. I just want to bang her for the rest of my life, that's all. I'd give up riding my scooter to do so. So why the hell would she even think of all this?
Heres my question. Why are you such a Dustin Nooner?