The Ask Dustin Nooner Anything Thread

[Griffin]

omg dude so funny

 

[MattThomMakesMeWarmInside]

Why do men like boobs?

 

[Dustin Nooner]

Razorwhatever - They already know..you scooter.

Lefty - Alot of misunderstanding and confusion. Alot of betrayal.

Sencer - idk :/

Evan - ANY condom. Trojan. Dont make the same mistake I made. dont have a kid till your ready.

Devon - No.

Matt Ogle - Yes dude but you must take it as directed. the sooner the better. a minmute after you have sex up to 5 days. the sooner the better..im sorry your having the scare buddy :/ stay strong.

Patrick - ima ban you.

Grant - idk..haha were testosterone filled weirdos.

 

[Spicy McHaggis]

why does my dick itch?

 

[Dustin Nooner]

You have crabs Spicy :/ sorry.

 

[Spicy McHaggis]

fml not again

 

[proudlefty]

Are tomatoes really fruits?

 

[Chris Harris]

if you finger your butthole while masterbating, find your male g-spot and cum, are you gay?

 

[Spicy McHaggis]

if you finger your butthole while masterbating, find your male g-spot and cum, are you gay?

insanely!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[anticee23]

mister nooner, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? will the world ever knoe?

 

[Dustin Nooner]

ProudLefty - Yes

Chris - No your not. If your thinking of guys when you do it. Yes you probably are gay.

Antice - Thats two questions. BUT I'll make an exception because thats a good one. The answer is 9,019,563 licks. and Yes, NOW the world knows.

 

[dylancrower]

Why does kelly hate me?

 

[Dustin Nooner]

Because Kelly is a dick. And if you dont scare him he will be very mean to you.

 

[Michael Rankin]

Dustin, why are you all knowing?

 

[Dustin Nooner]

I was just born like this Mike!

 

[scooterkillkidphil]

Why did u decide ur fit for being a mod, when u were given the oppurtunity?

 

[Joe Riley]

i was at school, getting changed for swimming, & put my stuff in a locker. with no lock. my last $40 got stolen while i was swimming. am i fucked?

 

[Dustin Nooner]

Phil - I dont know if your nbeing a dick. But I took care of and still do take care of the forums. I was givin this opertunity because I am a responsible person. I joke and have fun. sometimes at others expences on SR. but Im a mod because I deserve it.

Joey - If you have NO idea or way of knowing who jacked you then yes. I'm sorry :/

 

[anticee23]

Antice - Thats two questions. BUT I'll make an exception because thats a good one. The answer is 9,019,563 licks. and Yes, NOW the world knows.

fuck yess!

 

[Spicy McHaggis]

Yo bro skeeter skeet?!?! WHere are my shoes?