The Ask Dustin Nooner Anything Thread

jare88

Jerry
If i took some white widow and cross-bred it with some grandaddy purple will i have created the best specimen of cannabis to ever exist in the universe?
 

markmacwan

Bronze member
I fingered a girl for the first time today, she was hairy and she's like self conscious about it. What are some good words that will make her not worry?
 

DevonIs1337

Member
I fingered a girl for the first time today, she was hairy and she's like self conscious about it. What are some good words that will make her not worry?

does this girl like, not know how to use a razor? if she's self conscious about it, she should use her head and do something about it... especially when it's so easy.
 

Dustin Nooner

Super queer.
I think this is Ask Dustin Nooner not Devon :)

anywayy haha. Just tell her the truth. If you dont care about it at all just be like babe honestly i dgaf haha. tell her you care about her and being close to her in that way. hahah always works :)
 

Spicy McHaggis

Steel Member
dude my friend told me this story that his neighbors kid has downs and the mom was at work one day and the kid called her and said " i finally caught it, i finally caught it, it took me so long but i finally caught it." so the mom went home worried and knocked on his door and the kid said the same thing so she opened the door and saw a midget sitting there scared for his life. The kid kidnapped him and threw him inside thinking he was a leprachan. Funny story?
 

Joe Riley

The Gypsy
Staff member
dude my friend told me this story that his neighbors kid has downs and the mom was at work one day and the kid called her and said " i finally caught it, i finally caught it, it took me so long but i finally caught it." so the mom went home worried and knocked on his door and the kid said the same thing so she opened the door and saw a midget sitting there scared for his life. The kid kidnapped him and threw him inside thinking he was a leprachan. Funny story?

dude, my friend told me the same exact story last week haha.
 

Spicy McHaggis

Steel Member
whats a good way to breakup with a girl?
o dude tell you got aids!





and all you other fags shut up and stop lying about that story or me ill get drunk and call nooner while he is high and we will talk about how much we will want to kick your asses hahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahaha
 
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