ive had plleennntyyy!!
best one from a scooter rider is probably when i texted max margalit at about 10 at night asking if he would come to monster the next day, he texted back " im fuZckin SipPed haPcha!"
my mate always sends texts at 2 am in the morning saying "im pumped"
theres way more but cbf.
ive had one from a mate when he was on pills, high and drunk, andthe first msg sed ( think of mungo) 'haha im sober' then next message ' IM NOT SOBER. pretty shit but i found it funny at 4 am