The best text message in the history of the world.

[zprestoe]

Ok so its 12:38 am, Im about to nod of to sleep when my phone "beeps"

From JacksonManzie,
DRUNK SEVEN HOURS BEFORE SCHOOL FUCK YEAH AND I CAN STILL TYPE AWESOME HOW GOOD AN I AHAHAHAHAH
(exactly word for word)

 

[Adam21]

little dickens manzie

 

[Manzie]

I don't care what anyone says, I love you Zack.

 

[JamieBowe]

MINE WAS BETTER!

Manzie: I'm in the shower, Where do I wash first!

 

[zprestoe]

I got that too.
hahaha.
<3

 

[James Scown]

yeah well, i didnt get one at all.

 

[Manzie]

i asked about 20 people while i was in the shower where i should wash

i also threatened mesa naked

 

[TrevorD]

I've had quite a few phone calls from jackson manzie late at night while he was under the influence
they make me lol

 

[Manzie]

love ya boiiiiiiiiiii

 

[Zaηe]

I got the best one from my dad.

Dad: I'm Getting you a burger.

B4 he left hes like, want a burger? and i wasnt hungry so i was like no, then he left and i uber wanted burger, then i got that text

 

[nick_is_me1]

i asked about 20 people while i was in the shower where i should wash

i also threatened mesa naked

OMG hahahhaha.

 

[Zaηe]

change thread to best text you have ever got?

 

[brinddy]

haha yewwww! mad thread.

 

[LukeMaff]

someone sent me 200 messages at 3:00am saying "morning" and phone wasnt on silent

 

[bennyharradine]

ive had plleennntyyy!!
best one from a scooter rider is probably when i texted max margalit at about 10 at night asking if he would come to monster the next day, he texted back " im fuZckin SipPed haPcha!"
my mate always sends texts at 2 am in the morning saying "im pumped"
theres way more but cbf.

 

[Zaηe]

tell us.

 

[Adam21]

ive had one from a mate when he was on pills, high and drunk, andthe first msg sed ( think of mungo) 'haha im sober' then next message ' IM NOT SOBER. pretty shit but i found it funny at 4 am