The Fart Thread

[NickGraham.]

Ryan I swear to god you always have the shits, or gas.
But yooo remember that one time when we went to incline with like you, me, jack, tyler, darrion, and gar? and Jack kept farting sooo much on the way home? haha, my dad was so pissed. He was like "Okay Okay, thats enough, it's not funny anymore jack, someone roll down a window!"

 

[anticee23]

LMFAO! all these stories make me laugh soo hard. my brother goes to me before. "wtf? are you high?"

 

[Matt_Porter]

i think i have the worst farts in az i think bret lentine will agree with me

 

[matr!]

LOL this thread is an epic fail but it's really funny.

 

[Josh N.]

literally crying form laughing form reading all these

 

[Hep Greg]

my farts can get pretty rancid... ask anyone here.

 

[roflcopter!!!]

Not a good idea to try too hard to fart..... my friend learnt that the hard way :O

Fart video anyone?:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6vN4H6L458

 

[mick h]

i went to fart in my siters face with boxers on and did a shit in her face pretty funny, oh and at school my friend was eating a roll and my other friend farted in his face and he got pink eye lol

 

[Domsicle]

my farts can get pretty rancid... ask anyone here.

"jesus christ greg your ass smells like jersey"

a whole week of your farts probably killed a year of school's worth of my brain cells

 

[Hayydennn]

elmers farts are enough to force brian murphy to vomit. aswell as others. if he says get outta the way... MOVE. ahh sd3...

 

[cas13]

dude my friends used to put their hands over there bare ass when they farted and then put their hands over your nose fucking worst experience of my life hahaha they called it "cuffing"

 

[Steve Moore]

Maybe this is just a South Jersey thing but whenever you fart you have to say "Safety!". But if you don't say that and someone knows that you farted then they say "Doorknob!" and whoever called doorknob on them gets to punch them on the arm as much as they want until they touch a doorknob.

 

[Hayydennn]

nah in aus we did it... in grade 5 and stuff.

 

[Tanner!]

yeah safety/doorknob is super well known... in 5th grade i farted in art class and it smelled up the whole room and everybody was like ewww lookin at me cuz they knew it was from our side of the room, blamed it on this other kid and everybody was like ewww ryan.... and our teacher totally bought my lie. funnnnyyyyy

 

[scootbaseball]

My mom hit me with a comb because i kept farting in the car.

 

[Hayydennn]

bahaha i love fartin in the car. i did some rancid as one right before i got out. she was driving away and wound down the window and ws yellin at me baha.

 

[roflcopter!!!]

Has anybody here ever sat on somebody's face and farted??? Guaranteed to piss them off

 

[Ryan Upchurch]

Has anybody here ever sat on somebody's face and farted??? Guaranteed to piss them off

definitely.

does anyone use the term piss out my ass?
i do, i tend to piss out my ass pretty often. probably because my poor diet of soda, school food, arizona tea, and ramen noodles. actually pissed out my ass when i got home from riding today. it formed a black cloud that covered the entire surface of the water. amazing sight. this tells me i eat too many fatty foods and my shit is less dense than water.

 

[cas13]

dude i clogged my friends toilet today with a mad case of diarrhea it was nasty he had to get the plunger his mom wasn't to happy but what can you expect with pancakes and sausage. right? right.

 

[Brian Boston]

definitely.

does anyone use the term piss out my ass?
i do, i tend to piss out my ass pretty often. probably because my poor diet of soda, school food, arizona tea, and ramen noodles. actually pissed out my ass when i got home from riding today. it formed a black cloud that covered the entire surface of the water. amazing sight. this tells me i eat too many fatty foods and my shit is less dense than water.

Ew man, eat some fucking fiber. Only time i have bad shit is when im sick or the morning after I drink. Morning after i drink isn't even bad, i just take like 2 huge shits, mad calories bro.