The Fart Thread

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roflcopter!!!

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Does anybody here remember the Cajun Obstacle Course from Jackass 2?

At the end of the part they were talking to Dave England and he considered himself a professional shitter, he liquid shat about 6ft onto the table with the spitoons on it!

Also another funny one is when he went into the hardware store and shitted into one of the toilets that was on display.
 
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scootpalmer

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hahahahahhahaahahhahha
me and all my friends were yellin penis at the teacher and eventually we started laughing so hard that i farted then everything went silent and i was like /...............................
 
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Jacob Alexander

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when i was in 6th grade i was sitting in class and was farting like a bitch because i had chili for lunch, next thing i know, i feel some liquid comin out of my ass, so i squeezed my cheeks tite, then i put my hands down my pants o check if theres shit every where and next thing you know everyones staring at me, and the teacher asks me if i wnted t go to the bathroom, so i went and discovered a had the runs that day.

o ya http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZKB6gAUKk0
 
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anticee23

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Ryan Upchurch said:
definitely.

does anyone use the term piss out my ass?
i do, i tend to piss out my ass pretty often. probably because my poor diet of soda, school food, arizona tea, and ramen noodles. actually pissed out my ass when i got home from riding today. it formed a black cloud that covered the entire surface of the water. amazing sight. this tells me i eat too many fatty foods and my shit is less dense than water. :)
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thats happened to me quite a few timess
 
JonDev

JonDev

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the person who started this thread tends to fart in my face alot. and bow up my toilet a little too much. one time we were at tylers and he literally held me down and farted on my face. i was about to throw up. hahahahahaha good times. ill get you back baby upchurch... hahahahahaha <3333333
 
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Kwaku J

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i was at a sleepover once and my friend pulled down his pants in the mid of the night and released one rite in my face. a bunch of ass chards went all over my face and i punched him in his. worst feeling ever
 
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Ben Para

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awesome thread farted on my friends face while he was sleeping and even with him being a heavy sleeper he woke up and was like wtf did you do in here
 
Mohamed

Mohamed

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one time when i was like 5 my mom said i farted so hard i came off the ground lmao

but ryan hit me up we need to talk because i can ride soon and i want you to come over so you can fart on Sammi and make her smell your dirty fuckin socks lmao <3
 
Ryan Upchurch

Ryan Upchurch

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Mohamed said:
one time when i was like 5 my mom said i farted so hard i came off the ground lmao

but ryan hit me up we need to talk because i can ride soon and i want you to come over so you can fart on Sammi and make her smell your dirty fuckin socks lmao <3
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hahahaha good times ... :)
 
Ryan Upchurch

Ryan Upchurch

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if anyone knows about white castle...
got a crave case two days in a row. farts that smell like the burgers begin within an hour. but the burgers stay in you like a day and a half. deathly black poop after. or close to it. very dark green. lol
 
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