The Fight Thread.

natelst

Member
i hate it when im out somewhere and you just look at a kid like a skater at the park or something and they give you like the dirtiest look ever for no apperent reason like you did something wrong.
 
Not a fight but it was funny. Today at school I threw a big snowball at this kid, so he went crazy about how you shouldnt throw snowballs and shit. We were having a snowball fight so I was just a little bit confused haha.
 
Only real fight i've ever been in dosent even count. A kid was talking mad shitt to my friend about how he could beat him up and would legitly try to fight him every day for a month, but my friend didnt want to fight him cuz hes like going places in life and didnt want like a suspension or anything on his record and his dad would rape him.
So one day the kid goes to far and cheap shots him in the face, so i push this kid on the ground and basically unload on him. when he gets up he was legitly crying so he straight ditches and dosent talk like at all the rest of the year.
 

Jake Carlyon

Steel Member
bump.


last 2 weekends, huge all in brawls. crazzzzzzzy.
last night i belted 2 guys, it was intense, didnt get hit once. well once in the inside of my left arm cause it was guarding my face.
 

NM

Member
i never fight cus ive had a liver transplant but i did sorta once. it was year 7 and a kid walked past me leaning up a wall and bumped shoulders with me. so im like fuck off dickhead so he turns around and bumps me again twice so im like right and crack him right in the side of the head. he looked so shocked and ran off crying.
my lil bro got in a fight this week. his mate threw an apple at some kid so the kid that got hit rubbed butter in my bro's hair so he did the same back. the the kid grabs my bro by the shirt and does a jersey punch. so my bro grabs him and punches him in the guts bout 10 times and then punches him straight in the face so the kid runs off crying. everyone high fived my bro and gave him heaps of props.
 

Corey

Member
you should all read this; it's not that much text.
when i was in 7th grade, frank coler used to stand by this weird kid who was in 6th grade...he wouldnt make fun of him, just stand there and look around, but in some odd way it made us laugh everytime. so the ONE time i do it, some loser 8th grader comes over to me and starts defending this 6th grader. (note, neither of them are friends, and i hate this particular 8th grader)...anyway, he is saying "stop making fun of my best friend" etc. and im rebutting "he isnt your friend you loser" etc. the 8th grader then proceeds to poke my nose with the icecream cone he happened to be chomping on. the millisecond it touched the tip of my nose, i rocked him in the jaw, and he fell. he got up to tackle me, and i side stepped him and threw him on the ground. he then tripped me, to the point where both of our feet were in eachother's face. he attempted to heel me in the face, and missed....i didnt. his friends yelled that the principal was on his way and everyone scattered, and the 8th grader needed help getting up from his friends.

a week later, his friends were on my block (about 5 of them, all 8th graders)...they walked up to me, and i thought i was going to get jumped. nope. they said and i quote "dude you're awesome for kicking his ass. we always hated him."
 

Jake Carlyon

Steel Member
i got in another 2 fights this last weekend past.

1st one.
sitting at the pub, get a call from my mate saying he almost got jumped at a party by a few guys for no reason, so he drives to the pub, me and about 5 or 6 mates get in the ute, drive to the place, he says he will just fight one of them, and he just wants us to stand there and make sure no one gets involved. so we get there, all these guys standing out the front of the house, my mate walks over to him but then the bloke pulls out a bottle from behind his back, but my mate luckily got a few in before he could swing on it, but once he pulled the bottle me and the rest of the lads where in as were the other guys mates. big brawl, ended up with them getting owned and us driving off. then back to the pub..

so thats all done. get back to drinking. the reason im out is because it was my mums surprise 50th. anyway i start getting pissed, all the dramas done with just chilling with mates in the corner so its all good. anyway the pub closes we think fuck it lets goto the pub. i get in there stay in there for awhile, anyway then up the stairs walks my mum, anyway for some reason im standing next to a bloke i dont particularly like. mum comes over pissed as, shes had a big night haha. shes got a 50th birthday sash on and what not, anyway this bloke standing next to me has gone ohh its your birthday, then hugged her and i didnt care, but then from what ive seen his tried to kiss her on the lips, just a peck, but still, no one fucks with my family. so i lunge out, grab him by the throat, mum bear hugs me, his mate comes out of no where and smacks me in the side of the head, i manage to get my other hand free of my mum, grab his mate by the hair dragged him down the ground and let go of the other guys throat and so i could smacked the other bloke in the face. then the bouncers come and dragged me out, shirt torn, laughing out loud haha. turns out he just pecked her on the cheek, but still.

crazy weekend. very crazy.
 

Jakee F

Member
^haha. ive never gotten into like a complete fight.
we just started pushing eachother then it got broken up before someone swung.
he was saying shit on my mom so i walked up and threw him out of his chair.
next time he starts something about my family im not wasting time pushing.
 
We were doing wrestling in gym, and I wrestle competitivley, so im kicking this kids ass when he decides to bite my wrist so hard it stars bleeding. i immediatley let him out of the cradle, and threw one punch at his head and his chest. then i grabbed his head brought it down and kneed him under the eye. I got stitches, and he got a concussion. Im really small, but i used to box, and now i wrestle and do Brazillian Ju Jistu.
 
Once in 6th grade on the buss this kid threw a seatbelt buckle over the seat and it hit me in the head and I was like do it again pussy and I'll wreck you, so right when he went to do it again I stuck him right in the nose then again in the eye and he just dropped and that was in the first week of school got my respect from all the 8th graders for doing that shit.

Then another time some bitch was starting crap with my friend in the locker room and I was like hey puss come over here and try that with me he started to walk over at me and I tackled him into one of the lockers he hit his head on the locker and I just got on top of him and wrecked his shi-. Kinda felt bad, but dont start crap with my friends or I'll split your shi-.

I have a couple more fight but dont feel like telling them.
 

Jason

Silver Member
There was this tough cunt at the skatepark yesterday who wasn't giving another kid his bike back, so the other kid said "JUST GIVE IT BACK YOU DICKHEAD". The toughy said "Did you just say I'm a dickhead?" so he ditched the kids bike out of a quarter, grabbed a big stick and chased the other kid with it, then went back to the bike and strated beating it. "COME GET YOUR BIKE PUSSY"

Now before this all went down I had managed to put a gash in my head by failing a briflip, and had blood running down my face.

I'd had enough of this sh!t so I put my scooter down and walked up to Mr tough.
"Give the kid his bike back before I break you."
He didn't like the idea of a bloody faced 18 year old towering over him and started backing up.
"Piss off before I hit you aswell!"
"Like I'd feel it."
"I'll... I'll get my brother onto you!!"
"Go ahead. I doubt he can save you before I punch your teeth out in the next 5 seconds."
"Whatever cunt..." and he left the skatepark.

Not really a fight, but it was a standoff of sorts.
 

timporker

Member
ahaha this isnt really a fight but okay

some kid during P.E. throws a rock at my face and the rock is the size of a golf ball, luckily it only hit my cheek
i go up to the kid and i start cussing him out and telling him why he did that
he starts laughing
i throw 1 punch to his stomach
he gets the wind knocked out of him and drops right to the ground

funny thing is the teacher or any of the students saw
 
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