willywoghead
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why did the wombat fall out of the tree?
because it was dead
What is brown and sticky?
a stick
what is small pink and cant fit through a doorway?
a baby with a javelin through its head
whats yellow and blue and sits on the bottom of your pool?
a baby with its floaties slashed
whats yellow, blue and GREEN that sits on the bottom of your pool?
the same baby 3months later
when iss it time to get a new fence
when an elephant sits on it
What's brown and gurgles?
A baby in a casserole.
How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
Nail its other hand to the floor.
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art.
What do you call a dead baby, a rat, 6 week old bread and a gherkin?
A B*g Mac.
How do you make a man pregnant?
Stick a dead baby up his ass!
What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?
A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.
How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender!
What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
Crib death.
What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor?
An erection.
What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender?
Hold on. I'll tell you in a second.
What's the difference between a dead baby and an onion.
You don't cry when you chop up a dead baby.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.
If a tree falls on a baby in the forest, and no one is
around to hear it, is it still hilarious?
What's sicker than driving over a baby?
Skidding.
What do you call a dead baby with its skin peeled off?
Sexy.
Why did the toddler drop it's lollipop?
It was hit by a truck.
What's bright blue, pink, and sizzles?
A baby trying to breast feed from an electrical outlet.
because it was dead
What is brown and sticky?
a stick
what is small pink and cant fit through a doorway?
a baby with a javelin through its head
whats yellow and blue and sits on the bottom of your pool?
a baby with its floaties slashed
whats yellow, blue and GREEN that sits on the bottom of your pool?
the same baby 3months later
when iss it time to get a new fence
when an elephant sits on it
What's brown and gurgles?
A baby in a casserole.
How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
Nail its other hand to the floor.
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?
Art.
What do you call a dead baby, a rat, 6 week old bread and a gherkin?
A B*g Mac.
How do you make a man pregnant?
Stick a dead baby up his ass!
What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?
A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.
How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender!
What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
Crib death.
What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor?
An erection.
What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender?
Hold on. I'll tell you in a second.
What's the difference between a dead baby and an onion.
You don't cry when you chop up a dead baby.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.
If a tree falls on a baby in the forest, and no one is
around to hear it, is it still hilarious?
What's sicker than driving over a baby?
Skidding.
What do you call a dead baby with its skin peeled off?
Sexy.
Why did the toddler drop it's lollipop?
It was hit by a truck.
What's bright blue, pink, and sizzles?
A baby trying to breast feed from an electrical outlet.
