The Pickup Line Thread

[Trevor Noller]

Post your cheesy pickup lines.

my favorite is.

You are as beautiful as a black stallion. Can I ride you into the horizon?

=]

 

[Gary Ryckman]

There was already a thread like this before, but watever

 

[Joe Riley]

alright, something i can get used to. all bad ones lol.

you got all curves and no brakes.

you turn me on like a light.

did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

i lost my number, can i have yours?

if i followed you home, would you keep me?

you look better than my ex.

sexy can i?

whats cookin, good lookin?

im hot in both ways, but your hotter.

DO YOU LIKE ME??

 

[Big L]

Well the best one is

Nice shirt. Take it off.

Or the same line but with pants

 

[Joe Riley]

^^
haha nice.

 

[Corey]

Hi, I'm Corey Winard.

 

[Freddy Cacace]

^ works everytime.

 

[dre]

lmao logan and corey.

"is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants"

props if anyone gets where that one's from.

 

[Corey]

if its king of queens ill shit.

 

[Alex.Peasley]

your parents may be retared but you.... your special
you have 206 bones in your body, how would you like another one in you?

 

[dre]

if its king of queens ill shit.

nope. i saw it in dc mtn lab 1.5, but I bet it's also in a million shitty movies/shows as well.

 

[Corey]

yeh they said it today in king of queens lol

 

[Peter Luce]

Do you work on a chicken farm, cause your good at raising cocks.

 

[humpurple kushiones]

Hi, I'm Corey Winard.

i got laid 3 times in one day using that line

 

[redline582]

Do you work on a chicken farm, cause your good at raising cocks.

hahahaha thats good.

"Do you work at subway cos you just gave me a foot long"

 

[Aaron]

Hi, i'm aaron, and you'd look better with my penis inside you.

 

[Jordan Jasa]

I like charizard. Wanna ---?

 

[302scooters]

Wooooo pickuplinessssssssssssssssssss.
I make them up all the time with this girl ahaha.

 

[Brandon Miller]

"baby, your beauty blinded me so imma need your number for insurance reasons"

lol

 

[qwxor]

"Hey baby, have you ever played NINTENDO SIXTY FOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR?"