The REAL Scooter Dress code.

[tanner markley]

yessir tight pants ftw but not gay skin tight like dustin nooner lol!
almost skin tight ftw

 

[Hayydennn]

i <33333 tight pants.

 

[Corey]

semi tight pants

 

[Dustin Nooner]

^^^

yeah if my pants are too tight my balls get all compressed

k you obviously have never worn tight pants because they dont restrict your balls. the good ones are STRETCHY liek spandex stretchy.

 

[I like scooter]

Tight pants.

No if, ands, or buts about it.

<3

x10

tight pants = style, unless your Alex Steadmen and dont even need tight pants I <3 tight pants!

 

[dre]

I'd rather not have pants that make my balls feel like they've been shrinkwrapped to my leg thank you very much.

And there's no point of tight pants unless you're riding a bike, where your pants could get caught in the pedals if you're wearing them baggy. Scooters don't have that problem.

 

[Kenny O.]

I'd rather not have pants that make my balls feel like they've been shrinkwrapped to my leg thank you very much.

And there's no point of tight pants unless you're riding a bike, where your pants could get caught in the pedals if you're wearing them baggy. Scooters don't have that problem.

Never happened to me...your probably thinking girl pants dude..

 

[qwxor]

my balls get all scrunched when i wear tight pants i d k.

i dont like my balls scrunched =(

 

[Hep Greg]

i wear tight pants, cause i have skinny chicken legs. and they're super comfortable.

 

[Jon Reyes]

i wear "normal" size jeans, so i can actually move when i ride (not baggy not tight)

 

[Stanio]

exactly JON!!

 

[nickloves2ride]

Im uber down with the tight jeans. plus the girls like them...

*this just popped in my head and i thought i would throw it out here*
scootering in a kilt. what would that be like?

 

[AX3D]

And there's no point of tight pants unless you're riding a bike, where your pants could get caught in the pedals if you're wearing them baggy. Scooters don't have that problem.

trust me, i used to get my pants caught on the folding mech, and if it happned while i was pushing hard i would go into a nose manual instantly and just eat fyck.

 

[qwxor]

if you scootered in a kilt, try going no undies and your junk would be flying around all day

 

[scooterdave]

hahaha

 

[coin]

tight and slim jeans
best things to wear

 

[scooters]

this is bull crap....why should i wear things i wouldnt want to wear i hate wearing tight pants they are gay...i am just gonna wear what i want i dont care if i look gay and im outta the ''DRESS CODE'' its pointless....

 

[shawnhuskins]

This maybe the most egotistical thread I have seen. A dress code for scootering? Come on. I swear when you guys get my age (31) you will look back on all of this and say "Why in the F#ck did I care anyway".

I remember when I was in school if you even dared to wear tight pants you were labeled 100% F@G. Anyways tight pants restrict your movement and yes if you are carrying a decent sized package between your legs than that is a major discomfort not to mention that can hurt you in the long run medically and I am not kidding either. I have 2 years med school.

Anyways as our generations progress it seems with each generation everyone seems to have the universal mind set that "What you look like is more important than who you are and what you can accomplish". This is folly and the very basic's of what one would call a POSER. I guess I need to accept the fact that I am indeed living in a Poser World now. Shame...

 

[Timur]

i wear "normal" size jeans, so i can actually move when i ride (not baggy not tight)

 

[fiSHtITS]

Doesn't everyone remember when baggy pants were in and when people wore tight pants it looked ugly, now it's reversed. I find semi tight jeans, I guess they're just old ones that kinda don't fit anymore cause I'm poor.