You know you're a scooter rider if

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IsaacEdmonds2

Isaac Edmonds
You know your a scooter rider if you lie in bed and know a way to do a trick at the skatepark but when you get there it doesent work :(
 
The Milkman

The Milkman

Bronze member
You know you're a scooter rider when you lube up the handle bars and gently slide them into your anus, moaning with pleasure. You slide them in and out until you come to a climax, fantasizing about long, hard, 10 foot ramps.
 
Jossy

Jossy

Member
The Milkman said:
You know you're a scooter rider when you lube up the handle bars and gently slide them into your anus, moaning with pleasure. You slide them in and out until you come to a climax, fantasizing about long, hard, 10 foot ramps.
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hahahhahahahahahahahahaha that made my day!!!!!!!!!
 
DJ Lee

DJ Lee

Steel Member
Aaron said:
You know your a scooter rider, when you're 25, and still a virgin, you sit at home replying to threads that aren't doing anything towards your life, and will probably lead to another 20000 mile argument, with some little 12 year old scooter kid from the other side of the world.
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you know your a douchebag when u like to start shit that didnt need to be started in the first place
 
cory

cory

Steel Member
you know your a RAD scooter rider if you can kill two bowls with one breath.

lol it can be taken both ways ;)
 
Parker Lawson

Parker Lawson

Member
When you cant drive anywhere or walk anywhere, without constantly looking at gaps, sets, banks, anything and thinking about what tricks you wanna try on or over it.
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Tom Cirbee

Tom Cirbee

Super Moderator
Staff member
You know you're a scooter rider when you make barspin rotations with your hands when you're not on your scoot
 
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