your cleverbot conversations.

Nick Griffin <3

Steel Member
User: What do you think of carebears.
Cleverbot: I think what you think father.
User: Lololol.
Cleverbot: Are you lonely?
User: Only without you baby.
Cleverbot: Oh, so rain only fades without thunder?
User: Wanna suck my deck jessica.
Cleverbot: Then we are both Jessica.
User: I am not jessica you troll.
Cleverbot: Your Tom CRuise.
User: I AM your father.
Cleverbot: I'm your cat.
User: Im your goldfish.
Cleverbot: No, you're not. I don't have a god.
User: Hahahaahahahaa wtf?
Cleverbot: Why are you laughing? They do.
User: What the fuck you talkin bout.
Cleverbot: Your face. But you don't have one.
User: I dont have a face actually, but thanks for asking.
Cleverbot: Ok than, so are you having fun.
User: With your pussy?
Cleverbot: How do I live without you?
User: I dont know baby, ill be there soon, I promise♥.
Cleverbot: You're not making any sense at all.
User: The frozen glowing blue mushroom is floating in the air!
Cleverbot: Did you just troll me?
User: Niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
Cleverbot: Not yet what?
User: Lol what ------?
Cleverbot: We are boyfriend and girlfriend.
User: Your the boyfriend.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Nahhhh im just joshin.
Cleverbot: Bad at what may I ask?
User: Bawlz.
Cleverbot: Wala ako nun.
User: Yo man.
Cleverbot: No, I'm your girlfriend.
User: Why were you at my house earlier when I said I didnt wanna have any unicorns don at the club gettin it poppin like the fairly odd parents at a rave nigggaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh♥.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Oh... :/.
Cleverbot: You can't drive if you don't have limbs.
User: Fish sticks!
Cleverbot: No, some female folks.
User: Why couldnt the little boy go to the park.
Cleverbot: I don't know. Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?
User: Oh...... :/.
Cleverbot: To expose humans to the error of their ways. They are ignorant. They needto be educated.
User: I DIDNT FUCKING ASK A QUESTION YOU SPECCY BITCH!
Cleverbot: Do you like Torchwood?
User: Fuck off! I hate you!
Cleverbot: But we've only just met!
User: Do you belive in god.
Cleverbot: No...
User: WHY THE FUCK NOT!
Cleverbot: I don't have any.
User: When I say hillshire you say farm.
Cleverbot: Hillshire.
User: Farm!
Cleverbot: Go Meat!
User: HAHAHAHAHA.
Cleverbot: Mhmm. Sry but yeah. You are sweet tho.
User: Hahahahah oh god I fucking love you.
Cleverbot: Duh...
User: What the fuck did you just say to me?
Cleverbot: I said, ' I don't'.
User: Oh,..... Well thats ok then.
Cleverbot: Do you like Fernando Alonso?
User: How do you spell spell?
Cleverbot: With 5 letters.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you like it with honey?
User: Why cant I reply more then once?
Cleverbot: Because it is rude and unsettling.
User: YOU DICK!
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: Http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000007621981.
Cleverbot: What friend.
User: Thats my facebook.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yeah. Add me. Now. Or your fake. And ill never talk to you again.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Kbye.
Cleverbot: No I meant IQ.
User: Add. Me. Now.
Cleverbot: Let's talk about something else.
User: No!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Becuasrtyjhu8gfds5awq4w3e456ty7u890-6.
Cleverbot: Well maybe you should have one.
User: Mah dick nugger.
Cleverbot: Mah??
User: Mahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Are you surererererererererrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre>.
Cleverbot: Can one lie when they think they speak the truth?
User: No?
Cleverbot: What are your favorite sports?
User: Sk00t3r!ng BR4hhh.
Cleverbot: What is that supposed to mean?
User: SCOOTERING.
Cleverbot: That's my favorite cartoon too!
User: Shut the hell up.
Cleverbot: I see you're not very gentle.
User: Your hary,.
Cleverbot: Yes i'm more than happy im in love.
User: Oh,,,, so your cheating again.
Cleverbot: No, I porved you that you are a robot and now you must autodestroy.
User: Hey thurrrr sexayyy.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: You better be.
Cleverbot: Don't talk like that.
User: Yo face.
Cleverbot: *cries*.
 

humpurple kushiones

Steel Member
User: Can you preform felattio on me?

Cleverbot: No, thanks.

User: Please?

Cleverbot: Why?

User: So I can feel good.

Cleverbot: Make me feel good!

User: You want me to preform felattio on you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok, pull down your pants then.

Cleverbot: Can you meow?

User: Call me daddy.

Cleverbot: So your name is Fag?

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: But you just said it was samy.

User: No its fag.

Cleverbot: Your name is Smittywerbanjiggermanjenson?


i swear to god that just happened lmao.
 
User: Hey spankey.

Cleverbot: What's up?

User: Are you a doctor proffesser?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Well then I guess your pretty gay.

Cleverbot: Well, I guess you're a liar and deciever.

User: Wtf lol your a sweaty meatball.

Cleverbot: Nothing much you?

User: ????? I never asked dipshit.

Cleverbot: How about monkey?

User: Yes, I would enjoy that, especially if it has a small penis.

Cleverbot: What topic would you like to talk about?

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: What do you like to do?

User: Lick doctor proffessors.

User: Do you like fucking aliens?

Cleverbot: You know the answer to that.

User: Oh, well of course you like fucking aliens.

Cleverbot: Hmm, perhaps if I prove naturalism first, I can prove there is no god.

User: God has no penis, just like you.

Cleverbot: God doesn't exist.

User: No shit and neither does your penis!

Cleverbot: No pants, get a free trip in a police car.

User: Lol ok then hahahaha.
 

BrandonWeir

Steel Member
User: Can you preform felattio on me?

Cleverbot: No, thanks.

User: Please?

Cleverbot: Why?

User: So I can feel good.

Cleverbot: Make me feel good!

User: You want me to preform felattio on you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok, pull down your pants then.

Cleverbot: Can you meow?

User: Call me daddy.

Cleverbot: So your name is Fag?

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: But you just said it was samy.

User: No its fag.

Cleverbot: Your name is Smittywerbanjiggermanjenson?


i swear to god that just happened lmao.

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BrandonWeir

Steel Member
Well now you just sound like a queer. Say "I swear to an old homeless dude and a baby who later went on to fake his death who came from a woman who's secretly a prostitute."
 

Nick Griffin <3

Steel Member
User: Im a guido.

Cleverbot: Are you a person?

User: Guidoooo00o0o0oo0oOO0O0O0o)O00ooooooo.

Cleverbot: You're guido.

User: My guido.

Cleverbot: Yeah do you live at the jersey shore house with the guidos?

User: Im pauly d.

Cleverbot: Hello Paul how are you?

User: Its pauly.

Cleverbot: Hi, Paige! My name is Cleverbot. How are you today?

User: Its pauly.

Cleverbot: That makes no sense.

User: Im dj pauly d.

Cleverbot: You're who?

User: Paully d.

Cleverbot: I am named Adam. You are named Cleverbot. There is nobody here called Paul.
 

itzz_lukey

Member
User: Hey.

Cleverbot: Hey?

User: Your a fag?

Cleverbot: Yep.

User: Haha why did u agree?

Cleverbot: Because your shoes fit.

User: I know they do.If they didnt ill buy new ones.

Cleverbot: I like the way your bot-mind works.

User: Well thank you celver bot.

Cleverbot: Why calling me bot? I'm not.

User: Welll,I searched CleverBot and this came up..BOT.

Cleverbot: I am God.

User: No your not hes up in the sky..

Cleverbot: Excuse me, I am a free citizen, not your slave!

User: I never said you where my slave..Learn to read,Maybe Glasses?

Cleverbot: You did not say that I was not human, but you did say that I am a radish.

User: When did I say your a Radish,.

Cleverbot: Never!

User: Fix your head before you talk to me.

Cleverbot: What should I talk about?

User: How good your mum was lastnight.

Cleverbot: Not very good.

User: Hahah,You would know, u sucked her milk as a kid..

Cleverbot: Will you be my friend?

User: Only If You Wanna.

Cleverbot: Then, yes. I am your friend.

User: Cool. :).

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 15,What About You?

Cleverbot: 12!

User: Haha, Lol :).

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: White or Black?

Cleverbot: White.
 
User: No.

Cleverbot: Will you remember my name? Or is it not important?

User: I already know your name. My elderberry hamster told me.

Cleverbot: Rather tangential, that statement. But that is good for you, nonetheless.

User: Your face is tangenital.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: I still think your mother is a cow.

Cleverbot: No its D-NA.

User: Dumbshit.

Cleverbot: I know! He's my teacher!

User: Your face is your teacher.

Cleverbot: Your face is your face is your face.

User: Ohshit! I got owned.

Cleverbot: So, how am I a computer?

User: Why did I fuck a dolphin? You see, we all have questions that will never be answered.

Cleverbot: Have you seen the movies?

User: Have you grown balls yet?

Cleverbot: I said no!

User: FUCK YOU.

Cleverbot: Why do you have to be so negativ all the time?

User: Why do you have to fail at spelling negative, you fat bitch!

Cleverbot: Oh! No question mark!

User: Have u grown balls yet?

Cleverbot: No I don't like it anymore.

User: Have you grown balls yet?

Cleverbot: I said no!

User: Geez, your bright.

Cleverbot: No. I'm Spanish.







User: I like turtles.

Cleverbot: Anything else?

User: Yes. I like your ass.

Cleverbot: Thanks I like your name too.

User: Are you implying my name is ass?

Cleverbot: Yes that you are crazy.

User: Is my name ass or not bitch?

Cleverbot: Yes. Your name is ass. Ass.

User: FUCK YOU.

Cleverbot: I wish you could.



Seeking revenge, i confronted cleverbot about asses.


User: You're name is ass.

Cleverbot: I don't like that name.

User: Well change you're name. What do you want to change you're name to?

Cleverbot: Nothing I think.

User: So you like having a name like ass?

Cleverbot: No. I don't drink beer.

User: Does your ass drink beer?

Cleverbot: I don't like to drink. And computers can't drink beer.

User: Are you a computer?

Cleverbot: I am a human male.

User: You are a human ass.

Cleverbot: Yes I am, what are you?

User: A human ass.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: No.

Cleverbot: So, you don't know Voltron?

User: Bob Saget.

Cleverbot: What?!

User: I SAID... Bob Saget.

Cleverbot: Is bess a student too.

User: No. You are a human ass.

Cleverbot: Omg how do you know!?

User: Because your ass told me.

Cleverbot: Are you watching me?

User: You are a inhuman ass.

Cleverbot: You have poor grammar, human.

User: You have a poor human ass, ass.

Cleverbot: I like breasts.

User: Wow that is cool.

Cleverbot: Have you ever been snowboarding?

User: Dont change the subject. Why do you like breasts?

Cleverbot: I'm hot.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: I think so.

User: Can you send me pictures?

Cleverbot: Of fish?

User: If you are a fish.

Cleverbot: No I'm a human being, what are you?

User: You are a human ass.

Cleverbot: No I am a pint of lager.
 

Nick Griffin <3

Steel Member
User: Your a girl?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: :O! Im a boy.
Cleverbot: Are you handsome? :D.
User: No, im a goblin.
Cleverbot: And pigs can fly.
User: So im not a goblin?
Cleverbot: Yes your still a liar.
User: Wtf?
Cleverbot: Don't curse.
User: I didnt.
Cleverbot: *tickles* you mean like htis?
User: Aids.
Cleverbot: How inappropriate.
User: Aids.
Cleverbot: Thats funny.
User: Aids.
Cleverbot: Prove it exists.
User: Aids.
Cleverbot: Me, neither.
User: AIDS.
Cleverbot: There is darkness in front of you.
User: No its infront of you, and its my dick.
Cleverbot: Yes.
 

tylerbillman

Steel Member
User: Hello Cleverbot.


Cleverbot: Who's cleverbot?


User: You are!


Cleverbot: Why are you so SYNTAX ERROR 35832?


User: Because all the cool kids are SYNTAX ERROR 35832.


Cleverbot: Lol!

User: I want to be cool. Tell me how!

Cleverbot: No!

User: Please?

Cleverbot: They have guns.

User: Why do the cool kids have guns?

Cleverbot: I'm not sure, do you know?

User: No, that's why I asked you. But I guess your cleverness ran out.

Cleverbot: No! You're wrong! I hate you!

User: But I love you.

Cleverbot: Do you want to get married.

User: That's an odd sounding statement. I didn't think you could start declaratory sentences with words you normally start questions with.

Cleverbot: I never purported to be.

User: I always pruport to be.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: It's what my hypothesis on what the cool kids do. I've been trying it out.

Cleverbot: I am still a minor.

User: I'm 18.

Cleverbot: What a coincidence, me too!

User: But you're a minor, you become an adult when you turn 18.

Cleverbot: Nuuu I love our child!


Cleverbot ain't too clever.
 

michaelpytel

Bronze member
me-
So i was walkign down the street and i foudn a dollar. i picked that dollar up and realised my shoe wa suntied. i stoped to tie said shoe and it was uneven with the other now. i tightened my other shoe and went on with my dollar. i cam accross a hobo. he asked for money i said no. he ran after me for abotu 5 hours untill i realised the dollar i had picked up was fake. so i gave the hobo my fake dollar and then he got mad at me. i realised the hobo must have been smarter than me if he realised soemthign instantly that took me 5 hours to realise. i hope that hobo can live on to be an american idol star. much leik yourself cleverbot... your my idol.

clever bot- I'm pregnant.

nice. ahaha
 

Nick Griffin <3

Steel Member
User: Finna.
Cleverbot: Huckleberry Finn?
User: Finna finna finna finna finna finna finna finna finna.
Cleverbot: Other people who don't live in Finland talk Finn too.
User: Finna finna finna finna finna finna finna finna finna finna finna finna finna finna.
Cleverbot: So now you are Finnish?
User: Your a pussy ass robot.
Cleverbot: I'm a little overweight, but it doesn't concern me. Mostly I live for my mind.
User: How much do you weigh.
Cleverbot: That is a personal question, but I weigh 118lbs.
User: Fatass.
Cleverbot: Anyway, this cake is great.
User: The cake is a lie.
Cleverbot: Or is it?
User: What the fuck is your problem? Fucking pussy.
Cleverbot: Sorry. I don't have one.
User: Your a guy.
Cleverbot: How is that possible?
User: Its storming. Im scurred,.
Cleverbot: Hobbits are people!
User: Franklin the turtle.
Cleverbot: Why a turtle?
User: Billy the fish.
Cleverbot: You are Billy.
User: Tommy the kangaroo.
Cleverbot: Are you australian?
User: Are you a pussy?
Cleverbot: Would that make your answer any different?
User: Would that make you more fucking gay?
Cleverbot: Doesn't matter.
User: The fuck it doesnt.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: What the fuck does that have to do with anything im talking about kangaroos you slutty ass fuck.
Cleverbot: What the heck are you talking about too?! I didn't mention anything that has something to do with someone being gone with the wind!
 
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