your funniest jokes

hector

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Nate Grant said:
k so me, my friend tabor, john radtke, dustin nooner, hector, tanner, kenny, twan, and taylor are all at taylors. Tabor, John, Dustin and me are all sitting in the backyard on lawnchairs. from around the corner we hear, "Twan! that is not straight, do you want our fucking help our not?!?!?" then twan yells, "thats as straight as i'll ever get it! using your hands won't make it any straighter" and the four of us just start cracking up, then a very pissed off looking twan walks around the corner trying wrestling with his buff bars. he glares at us and is all, "whats so funny" lol it was so funny i guess you had to be there
hahahaha thats was funny.
 

AX3D

Member
FUCKING ROFL AT GeoffGeoff
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAH.

bring out moe of the racist jokes, omfg they are funny.
and where are all the white people ones, those are soooo much better
 
What do you call a mob of white people in Alabama?
A lynching.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA
Why do white people like to play hockey?
ItÃ?Æ?Ã?â??Ã?â??Ã?¢Ã?Æ?Ã?¢Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¡Ã?â??Ã?¬Ã?Æ?Ã?¢Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¾Ã?â??Ã?¢s the only other way to beat something black up if they're not a cop.
 
i got one its kind of long though

ok so this one guy needs a job so hes gos to this toothbrush selling place he asks for a job and they siad ya if u can sell these 50 toothbrushes in 2 weeks... the guy comes back in one day and said he sold all of them then they said he had the job and gave him 100 toothbrushes to sell he came back in 2 days and said he sold all of them then the boss asked him what his secret is for selling toothbrushes so the guy says that u have to go to store and ask the manager if u can set up a little table in front of his store and buy a bag of chips and make a special sauce to dip it in then u ask people if they would like to try a chip with some dip they they take the chip and dip it in the dip then taste it and they say why this taste like shit well it is shit would u like to buy a toothbrush
 
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