Your Least Favorite Thing About Scooter Riding

ConnorD

ConnorD

Steel Member
dude I hate calluses soooo damn bad. My hands look so nasty all the time, and the worst part is just mindlessly picking at them, and then you have a gaping hole in the palm of your hand. Last summer, my thumb had one almost a 1/4" thick, and when it ripped off it looked like I got a mad chunk out of my thumb
 
Connzi machell

Connzi machell

Member
How little kids always ask me 'is this good?' 'is this part good' 'is that part good?' 'woah can i buy your scooter with a piece of chewed up gum and half a peanut?'

ALSO: Kids that are like 'oh yeah im gonna feeble to barwhip' then they go up to the quarter, put there feet down, postition there scooter into a stall and then ride down

Kids that like suddenly jump on your cock and follow you around telling you how good you are and shit.

Kids that come up with 'tricks' like theres this new shit they call the 'cradlerocker' its the easiest stuff ever but all the stock razor kids try to do it, they just go on there back wheel then the front. and how they call going onto your front or back wheel for a quarter of your second a 'manual' or 'hang five'

50 year old parents that drop there little snakes off to the park, buy a coffee come back and are like 'PUT YOUR HELMET ON!' 'DON'T SWEAR!' 'GO FASTER!' shiiz that pisses me off like nothing else.
 
guzzyscoots

guzzyscoots

Bronze member
Connzi machell said:
How little kids always ask me 'is this good?' 'is this part good' 'is that part good?' 'woah can i buy your scooter with a piece of chewed up gum and half a peanut?'

ALSO: Kids that are like 'oh yeah im gonna feeble to barwhip' then they go up to the quarter, put there feet down, postition there scooter into a stall and then ride down

Kids that like suddenly jump on your cock and follow you around telling you how good you are and shit.

Kids that come up with 'tricks' like theres this new shit they call the 'cradlerocker' its the easiest stuff ever but all the stock razor kids try to do it, they just go on there back wheel then the front. and how they call going onto your front or back wheel for a quarter of your second a 'manual' or 'hang five'

50 year old parents that drop there little snakes off to the park, buy a coffee come back and are like 'PUT YOUR HELMET ON!' 'DON'T SWEAR!' 'GO FASTER!' shiiz that pisses me off like nothing else.
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ALL of this is as TRUE as can be...but i started out like that...... ahha
 
james blott

james blott

Member
50 year old parents that drop there little snakes off to the park, buy a coffee come back and are like 'PUT YOUR HELMET ON!' 'DON'T SWEAR!' 'GO FASTER!'
 
Alex.

Alex.

Bronze member
the thing i hate about scootering...
when a chick asks you the dreaded question "do you ride scooters?"
 
robtom123

robtom123

Bronze member
when girls ask you what you like to do when you first meet them then you say i ride scooters and she is just like oh i dont wanna suck your dick anymore you ride a scooter

also kids going are you PRO on a scooter or are you SPONSERED and 20q with little kids and having like 5 people riding scooters that arnt annnoying where i am
 
Tyler P

Tyler P

Bronze member
When a pack of hot chicks come to the park and they notice your Codie sig wheels and they laugh at you because they are purple and because you are on a scooter in the first place :/
 
TomK

TomK

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Staff member
Things I hate about scooters: Maddgear, park rats(basically every scooter kid now), Getting asked 12903190231 questions, and maddgear; did I say maddgear?
 
Andrew Young

Andrew Young

Member
TomK said:
Things I hate about scooters: Maddgear, park rats(basically every scooter kid now), Getting asked 12903190231 questions, and maddgear; did I say maddgear?
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this! street for life! the only kind of park riding I like is creative (hitting stuff to flat, gaps off hubbas and stuff, etc)
 
Richey Muniz

Richey Muniz

Member
that little gang of ------s you see cursing each other out from across the other end of the skatepark but their balls haven't even dropped.

AND when i mess up on a trick and a bunch of older people laugh their asses off. i bet they cant inward bri a ledge taller then me. it gets me so mad
 
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Will Wise

Bronze member
Kieran Mayhew said:
Being asked if I can briflip because noobs think it is the best thing ever. Apparently fingerwhips and front scooterflips just don't impress people these days.
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my friend (who rides a scooter) said to me the any vid without a bri flip in it was shitty. My reaction: *facepalm* and i just walked away
 
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