wat dude i was at forest park 2 days after they opened i tried to 360 a banked box and and all i kno is i ended up on my back in the spine rite next to it plus shit was packed...........
lol i was grinding this ledge at sbw and it was HELLA waxed and i slip out and my ass hit the coping and did a faceplant...... and everyone was watching
i once did a cali slider on wet ground with some friends and it was so slippery i slid on my arse and got soaked. also liek a week ago we were at a train station and it was ike 11 oclok pm and there was a fair amount of people on the opposite platform and my friend tried to bartwist flat and he lawnmowered and scored a try almost off onto the tracks holding his scooter hahahahahaha everyone was chuckling at him
one time at my local park i was tighning my ics and i forgot to tighten my clamp and my bars came off when i tried to drop in and riped my starnuts out of my bars and ontop of that i slid into a puddle of piss
i was in drama class and i said i was cold, my teacher made me do 100 star jumps 30 pushups and 30 crunches, my teacher was standing on my feet
and between my 20th and 30th crunch, i farted on my teacher, it was the loudest fart ever, i was so embarrassed but nobody believed it was a fart because it was so loud