On my way to the video store some like 10 year old kid was scootering and jumped onto the guter and fell off backwards and smashed into me, then straight after that he did it again and smashed into my mum. His mum said to stop throwing the bloddy thing around while i was cracking upfor ages after that. Wasnt as awkward for me as it probably would have been for him, Hahaha
Awkward Situations Thread.
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Sshields32
Steel Member
3 black kids walk to the back of the bus and a skinny white man yells "back of the bus naggers!" and precedes to get his ass handed to him.
JoshKish:)
Member
I skipped school with two of my freinds and the one of them is brazillian and he looks black ass hell anyway were walking to this gold cource and the security guard pulls up and starts asking us why we werent in school and junk so the guy asked us what are names were and he just started guessing sayin shquel jamaul and all those types of name and my freind called him a white trash ku klux clan foggot
and he pushed him and then took off and he chased him ina golf cart and me and the other kid sat there and laughed hard ass hell
we ended up running away for like 10 minutes
and he pushed him and then took off and he chased him ina golf cart and me and the other kid sat there and laughed hard ass hell
we ended up running away for like 10 minutes
Spencer Steed
Steel Member
i was at my friends house and we were watching the recent ollies scooter vid, he kept saying stupid shit about me(in a joking way) because he wanted to like wrestle me or something(queer) so anyway he said something and got up choked the shit out of him, he started crying and laid in the middle of his kitchen for like 10 minutes,all in the fetal position and his mom came in and he was crying on the floor, she just stared at us and walked away, there were no words exchanged for the 15 seconds of her being there
is that unforgivable?
is that unforgivable?
Aaron
Silver Member
I know this isn't 'awkward', but its ironic, and i can't be bothered making a new thread...
This morning, i looked at my cruiser and said to myself, yeah, i'll clean that this afternoon when i get home. Go to the park for a while, it was hot and sunny, really decent up until 15 minutes til i had to be home.
I start riding and the rain begins, gets heavier, and heavier until i couldn't feel anywhere dry on my body, or scooter.
So yeah, no need to clean now
This morning, i looked at my cruiser and said to myself, yeah, i'll clean that this afternoon when i get home. Go to the park for a while, it was hot and sunny, really decent up until 15 minutes til i had to be home.
I start riding and the rain begins, gets heavier, and heavier until i couldn't feel anywhere dry on my body, or scooter.
So yeah, no need to clean now
Spencer281
Member
on friday i was walking to my car with my friend and he goes, " i was just watching forrest gump in english" in like a retarted voice. So i like yell "JENNY asdjfaasdljflasjdfl" and i look up and hella retarted kids and there caretakers were standing right there and gave me the worst looks ever.
Another time this girl gets a call and leaves the room and walks back in and i go " how many guys did you just blow" and then i look at her face and shes bawling and tells me her friend just died.
Both of these incidents confirmed i'm going to hell
Another time this girl gets a call and leaves the room and walks back in and i go " how many guys did you just blow" and then i look at her face and shes bawling and tells me her friend just died.
Both of these incidents confirmed i'm going to hell
ben-pat-bro
Member
on the way home from the city on afternoon my and my friends saw a peice of grafiti saying RIP ANDREW
so we randomly started speculations of what happend
than a lady sitting across from us said he was my ex-boyfriend
he jumped off a buiding when i dumped him
my god that was weird
so we randomly started speculations of what happend
than a lady sitting across from us said he was my ex-boyfriend
he jumped off a buiding when i dumped him
my god that was weird
Steve Moore
Steel Member
lmao, d00d, that's hilariousSpencer Moore said:
Matt_Porter
Steel Member
my friend forgot his wallet at my other friends house so we went to go give it back and we knock on his window (it's like 8am) and his mom's boyfriend is in his bed
Chandler Olsen
Member
hahhahahahahahahahahaha. i almost cried that was so funny.
Chandler Olsen
Member
BUMP
this thread is amazing dont let it die.
and btw look at how many people post in the discuss anything threads. the last post was only a week ago.
so i dont have one just getting this thread back up and running.
EDIT: zack dude you cant sig that austin did before you! you need to un-sig!
this thread is amazing dont let it die.
and btw look at how many people post in the discuss anything threads. the last post was only a week ago.
so i dont have one just getting this thread back up and running.
EDIT: zack dude you cant sig that austin did before you! you need to un-sig!
schuhman524
Member
ok so
me and my friend were like swearing and shittt
and then the principle walks up to us and is like
"so uh whatcha guys talkin about" then where like
"umm what we did over the weekend" thens he's all like "ohh cool, i didnt do anything except for go to the movies with my wife" then he walks away and me and my friend laughed soooo harddd we almost cried
me and my friend were like swearing and shittt
and then the principle walks up to us and is like
"so uh whatcha guys talkin about" then where like
"umm what we did over the weekend" thens he's all like "ohh cool, i didnt do anything except for go to the movies with my wife" then he walks away and me and my friend laughed soooo harddd we almost cried
My web page design teacher has a son that is a grade younger than me. I was in the process of selling my college english book from the previous year. She gave me 25 for it and literally without thinking i said, "sweet, beer money!"
and yeah, she gave me the DIRTIEST look ever.
Oh, and another awkward situation.
Saturday night, I decided that it was time to shave because I looked like a scumbag. I proceeded to shave and upon finishing i accidentally cut my lip, and I have no idea how. But, no amount of toilet paper or anything would stop this blood from flowing.
I went to a basketball game and had to keep my hand on my face pretty much the whole time, or i had blood running into my mouth, or dripping haha. The tiniest cut ever had so much blood coming out. Idk, I was trying to have conversations with people but as soon as I did I had to tell them about my shaving incident, and it was pretty awkward all around.
Last one -
Earlier tonight at work I got bet $5 to sing the closing announcements to the tune of jingle bells, and it would be only other employees that heard it since it was completely dead.
(closing announcements go from 15 minutes in 5 minute increments down to actual closing and are, "Attention Quality Markets shoppers, the store will be closing in ten minutes, please make all final selections and bring them up front, and as always, thank you for shopping at Mayville Quality Markets")
So, I did it. I sang the 10 minute closing announcement to the tune of jingle bells. When i get 3/4 the way done, I saw that there was still a customer left in the store. Boy was I embarrassed. Whatever, 5 bucks.
Well, I typed a lot.
and yeah, she gave me the DIRTIEST look ever.
Oh, and another awkward situation.
Saturday night, I decided that it was time to shave because I looked like a scumbag. I proceeded to shave and upon finishing i accidentally cut my lip, and I have no idea how. But, no amount of toilet paper or anything would stop this blood from flowing.
I went to a basketball game and had to keep my hand on my face pretty much the whole time, or i had blood running into my mouth, or dripping haha. The tiniest cut ever had so much blood coming out. Idk, I was trying to have conversations with people but as soon as I did I had to tell them about my shaving incident, and it was pretty awkward all around.
Last one -
Earlier tonight at work I got bet $5 to sing the closing announcements to the tune of jingle bells, and it would be only other employees that heard it since it was completely dead.
(closing announcements go from 15 minutes in 5 minute increments down to actual closing and are, "Attention Quality Markets shoppers, the store will be closing in ten minutes, please make all final selections and bring them up front, and as always, thank you for shopping at Mayville Quality Markets")
So, I did it. I sang the 10 minute closing announcement to the tune of jingle bells. When i get 3/4 the way done, I saw that there was still a customer left in the store. Boy was I embarrassed. Whatever, 5 bucks.
Well, I typed a lot.
Spencer281
Member
I'm thinking that i permanently win this thread you guys
Spicy McHaggis
Steel Member
spencer your a fucking deusch bag! you damn cunt i should pumble you. haha
ok heres mine................... so after a LOOOOOOONNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG night of partying i woke up on the floor next to a bed and i was naked so i found my boxers and socks and jeans but not my shirt then all of a sudden the blanket i was sleeping under moved and this chicks head popped out from under it so i say to myself "GOD DAMN IT NOT AGAIN!!!!" so i wake this chick up and she was wearing my shirt and is a ginger by the way AHHHHHHHHHHHH! so i wake her up and go "Can i have my shirt back now?" so i get it back and walk in the kitchen and clean up the house then when im about to leave she comes out and tries to give me a hug and says "Thanks for last night." before she got close i turned around and walked out the house.
2 days later i found out she was a virgin until that night hahahhaahaha
o ya i didnt remember that night at all, i forgot to mention that
ok heres mine................... so after a LOOOOOOONNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG night of partying i woke up on the floor next to a bed and i was naked so i found my boxers and socks and jeans but not my shirt then all of a sudden the blanket i was sleeping under moved and this chicks head popped out from under it so i say to myself "GOD DAMN IT NOT AGAIN!!!!" so i wake this chick up and she was wearing my shirt and is a ginger by the way AHHHHHHHHHHHH! so i wake her up and go "Can i have my shirt back now?" so i get it back and walk in the kitchen and clean up the house then when im about to leave she comes out and tries to give me a hug and says "Thanks for last night." before she got close i turned around and walked out the house.
2 days later i found out she was a virgin until that night hahahhaahaha
o ya i didnt remember that night at all, i forgot to mention that