Awkward Situations Thread.

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Steve Moore

Steel Member
Spicy McHaggis said:
spencer your a fucking deusch bag! you damn cunt i should pumble you. haha

ok heres mine................... so after a LOOOOOOONNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG night of partying i woke up on the floor next to a bed and i was naked so i found my boxers and socks and jeans but not my shirt then all of a sudden the blanket i was sleeping under moved and this chicks head popped out from under it so i say to myself "GOD DAMN IT NOT AGAIN!!!!" so i wake this chick up and she was wearing my shirt and is a ginger by the way AHHHHHHHHHHHH! so i wake her up and go "Can i have my shirt back now?" so i get it back and walk in the kitchen and clean up the house then when im about to leave she comes out and tries to give me a hug and says "Thanks for last night." before she got close i turned around and walked out the house.

2 days later i found out she was a virgin until that night hahahhaahaha
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uhhh
 
Dustin Nooner

Dustin Nooner

Super queer.
When you see this guys wife on his phones background and she looks like chuckys bride and you say "Ew wtf!?" and he goes "what?" and u say "uhh oh i was thinking about this thing i saw the other day..." hahah ahhh that was gnar.
 
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Kakashi64

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well onetime at my local skatepark there were some like Year 10,11 or 12s(15,16,17) year olds BMXers that were hitting on some Year 6,7(11 and 12) year old girls lol. and there like "How old are you"

not really awkward for me but w/e
 
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dre

Member
^^^probably because jailbait keeps getting younger and younger every year my friend, these 12 year olds nowadays are dressing like red light district hookers, and some of them (or at least parts of them) look at least 3 years older than they really are. Gotta be extra careful nowadays chuck.
 
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Chandler Olsen

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i went to montana with my friend this summer to visit his moms boyfriend and one of the days at night after his mom and moms boyfriend went to bed me, my friend, my friends moms boyfriends son, and my friends mom boyfriends daughter were up just messing around and so i go down stairs to get a ball that went down there and my friends moms boyfriend walks out of the room completely naked and he has a boner and i was like "what the f*ck?!?!?!?" and then he put his bathrobe on.


i love montana.
 
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.erik

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AuSTin KomloDi said:
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ok so
me and my friend were like swearing and shittt
and then the principle walks up to us and is like
"so uh whatcha guys talkin about" then where like
"umm what we did over the weekend" thens he's all like "ohh cool, i didnt do anything except for go to the movies with my wife" then he walks away and me and my friend laughed soooo harddd we almost cried
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BADASS
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oh my god ahahahahahahahahaha austin i love you
 
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Chandler Olsen

Member
Spicy McHaggis said:
HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! luckily u didnt get clothes lined by it
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lol ya.



then another one was earlier today i was with my older sister (were tight) and her 2 friends. so we went to visit this one kid that lives up the street thats grounded and has been for a month or so already for smoking weed and sneaking out. and it was his birthday so we were sayin happy birthday to him. so we get there and we start like talking with him his parents and his little siblings. so we end up staying at his house for 4 hours... when we were planning on just stopping by. so then later we're just ouotside talking and my sister is in 9th grade and im in 7th and shes pretty protective over me (but in a cool way). so as i was saying we somehow get onto the topic of masturbation and then we start talkin about how every single guy does it or has and i guess she hasnt scomprehended that yet so one of the guys is like "i bet chandler has even done it!" so i dont deny so shes all like "ewwwwwwwwww!!!". so then we get on a big discussion on when on how often guys do it. so it ended up being crazy awkward. one of the most awkward nights of my life. i just got back. and it wasnt even just that there was alot of other things that went through the night.


kinda had to be there.
 
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Tom6

Member
dude, im sure your parents know you wank.
Idk how old you are but if your like 12+ then its easily predictable.
 
Aaron

Aaron

Silver Member
People often call others wankers in australia.
I'm sure they do elsewhere, i dunno.
But when someone goes, shut up ya wanker.
I just go, yeah isn't everyone?
They shut up immediately, and go eww.
Its great.
 
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Steve Moore

Steel Member
Ok, I was on AIM from my phone but on my buddy list it had people's real names and not their screennames so I asked this girl named Nicole out and she said yes but it turned out to be a different Nicole so yea, I fcked up.
 
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Chandler Olsen

Member
Ozzy said:
Tom. said:
dude, im sure your parents know you wank.
Idk how old you are but if your like 12+ then its easily predictable.
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haha so true
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lol. ya im 12.


hahahahaa. i just remembered a story my friend told me. so he was telling me that about a year ago his dad walked in on him while he was beatin the meat. halarious. that would be soooooooo wierd.
 
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scootcb

Member
chandler olsen said:
lol. ya im 12.


hahahahaa. i just remembered a story my friend told me. so he was telling me that about a year ago his dad walked in on him while he was beatin the meat. halarious. that would be soooooooo wierd.
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l0l same...im 12...and dude that would be sooo akward...thats why locks where invented..seriously...
 
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