BEST. TIMEKILLING WEBSITE. EVER.

Andy Rhode

Member
yeah. we had this one girl talking about stardoll or something and we were like oh yeah i have one of those and shes like can i have your account and im lke yeah my username is stardolluser125 and my password is 432476329 lol
 

jdmscooter64

Bronze member
Stranger: STRANGER DANGER!
You: lol
You: your gay
Stranger: NOU.
Stranger: FAGGOT.
You: lol noob xD
Stranger: NOU
Stranger: FAGGOT
You: lol
You: qweef cake
You: im out
 

Andy Rhode

Member
You: Scooter or Live!! Scooter or Live!! Scooter or Live!! Scooter or Live!! Scooter or Live!! Scooter or Live!! Scooter or Live!! Scooter or Live!! Scooter or Live!! Scooter or Live!! Scooter or Live!!
Stranger: sup mango?
Stranger: YES
Stranger: WHO IS THIS
Stranger: WIN
Stranger: SR FRIEND
You: YESSSSSSSSSS
You: WINNNNN
You: IVE BEEN TRYING THIS ALL DAY
Stranger: WHO ARE YOU
You: wow fail capslock
You: andy rhodee
You: whos this
Stranger: LOLOL
You: mat?
Stranger: HEP GREG
Stranger: WINNN
 

Hep Greg

Administrator
You: sup mango?
Stranger: nothing pepper
You: not bad, kiwi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You: sup mango?
Stranger: sup guava
You: nothin much mango, where ya from?
Stranger: from the mango groves of planet titonia, and you, guava?
You: the guava tree orchid of assidonia
Stranger: do they have 2 percent owls in assidonia?
You: as a matter of fact
You: they do
You: AND
You: skin owls
You: skim*
Stranger: do people wear fedoras in assidonia?
You: indeed
You: i wear a grey one myself
Stranger: you must look 28
You: sometimes
Stranger: say you're at a lake, right?
Stranger: and then a baby starts drowning
Stranger: and you go tosave it
Stranger: but then
Stranger: a puppy starts drowning too
Stranger: so who do you save?
Stranger: the baby?
Stranger: wah wah
Stranger: or the puppy?
Stranger: woof woof
You: depends, what kind of baby is it? and what breed of dog?
Stranger: the puppy is so small
Stranger: that its hard to tell
Stranger: the baby is nondescript looking
Stranger: lol
You: hmm. i am merely a guava. i cannot save anyone.
Stranger: wow
Stranger: wuss
You: yeah
You: it comes with being a guava
You: but you must share that sentiment, right mango?
You: we are but humble fruits
You: woe is us.
Stranger: meh
Stranger: whatevs
Stranger: g2g
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 

zolof

Member
You: oh hai
Stranger: hi
Stranger: are you 2% owl
You: no
You: i wish :[
Stranger: fail = you + life

even strangers know i fail :[
 

mat

Steel Member
haha me and my friends used sup mango to find eachother

did anyone get anything about kota? i have been spamming it all night.

and i talked to the owl guy

and i'll post stuff here later.
 

sax

Steel Member
JKSN MNZ said:
Stranger: ii
Stranger: where you from
You: EAT MY MEAT COCK SANDWICH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

roflsaurus rex to the ^tenth

and i love how their motto is "talk to strangers!" wtf
 
You: scooter?
Stranger: jason?
You: nope
Stranger: damn
You: do you scooter?
Stranger: on occasion
Stranger: im not a fanatic
Stranger: but i enjoy a scooter now and again
You: do you know what sr is?
Stranger: im correct in assuming that a scooter is a sex act correct?
You: correct....
You have disconnected.


You: scooteR?
Stranger: yea, howd ya know?
Stranger: do you scooter?
You: yea the question is do you??
Stranger: yup. did you go to this from scooter resource?
You: yes!!!
You: who are you on sr?
Stranger: cristobal [dsc]
Stranger: you?
You: Devin Hohlbein
You: this is gnar mango
Stranger: so gnar
You: haha
Stranger: how long have you been scootering?
You: like 2 years or something like that
Stranger: wow, ive only been doing it for a year haha, but i think im pretty good
You: nice
You: im gonna go find more scooterers now im posting this on sr rofl
Stranger: cya
You have disconnected.

You: scooteR?
Stranger: For real!
Stranger: i like scooooting.
You: sr?
Stranger: You know , my dogs scoot on the carpet sometimes.
Stranger: :O
You: rofl!
You have disconnected.

Stranger: 2% owl?
You: scooter?
Stranger: red robin?
You: i know who you are!
You: you talked to zooloff!
Stranger: yeah, i did
Stranger: but i didnt know that was him
Stranger: or her
Stranger: or it
Stranger: w/e
You: shes a girl ha
Stranger: haha
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
rofl all questions except the end

You: scooter?
Stranger: car?
Stranger: jeep?
Stranger: van?
Stranger: moped?
You: dick?
You: vagina?
You: tits?
Stranger: nipple?
You: ass>
You: ?
Stranger: nano?
Stranger: mini?
You: video?
Stranger: dvd?
Stranger: cd?
Stranger: blu-ray
You: bluray?
Stranger: ?
You: hddvd?
Stranger: red?
Stranger: blue?
Stranger: yellow?
Stranger: orange?
You: green?
You: purple?
Stranger: christian?
Stranger: jewish?
You: buddist?
Stranger: canadian?
Stranger: american?
You: niggerland?
You: asian?
Stranger: cockasin?
You: austrailian?
Stranger: black?
You: yellow?
Stranger: white?
You: tan?
Stranger: knife?
You: gun?
Stranger: fork?
Stranger: m16?
Stranger: ak-47?
You: g3?
You: acog scope?
Stranger: awp?
You: cod4?
Stranger: halo3?
Stranger: counter srike?
You: xbox360?
Stranger: wii?
Stranger: n64?
Stranger: ps3?
You: snes?
Stranger: nes?
You: male?
Stranger: female?
You: trident?
Stranger: stride?
You: pepsi?
Stranger: sprite?
Stranger: coke?
You: mountain dew?
Stranger: dr.pepper?
You: squirt?
Stranger: pica?
Stranger: chara?
Stranger: mudk?
You: pokemon?
Stranger: fullmetal achimest?
Stranger: deathnote?
You: final fantasy?
Stranger: chocabo?
Stranger: black mage?
You: world of warcraft?
Stranger: mmo?
You: mmorpg?
Stranger: turtle beach?
You: bestfriends?
Stranger: iTouch?
You: ipod nano?
Stranger: iTunes?
You: zune?
Stranger: zen?
Stranger: zuneHD?
You: ipod classic?
Stranger: nine inch nails?
You: bullet for my valentine?
Stranger: beck?
Stranger: queens of the stone age?
Stranger: foo fighters?
You: devil wears prada?
Stranger: starwars?
You: rocky?
Stranger: hangover?
Stranger: up?
You: yes!
Stranger: no!
Stranger: maybe!
You: probably!
Stranger: hate?
You: love =]
Stranger: oposite?
You: nope =]
You have disconnected.
 

zolof

Member
i was talking to this one guy last night for a whole 2 hours
he lives in the town next to me
but i forgot to ask for his myspizzle :[
 
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